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Too GD Funny: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning

Started by dan foster, June 15, 2010, 08:15:46 PM

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LOsborne

#15
June 19, 2010, 08:39:43 AM
Quote from: Doc on June 18, 2010, 09:02:07 PM
It's interesting how people who would seemingly be angered by jokes about the Prophet Mohamed would so casually make jokes about Jesus Christ.

Okay, which of you bozos got honked off about the Mohammed jokes?

QuoteIt's a sign from God that he's angry about the growing numbers of people who have foresaken him.

It would probably be cheaper and more effective just to send a card. I'm sure Hallmark has one appropriate to the occasion.

Sandy Eggo

#16
June 19, 2010, 10:25:10 AM
I just discovered a new home remedy. Sweet ice tea is an extremely effective nasal passage flusher. :biggrin:

Now how to I get tea and snot off my keyboard? ;D
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Palehorse

#17
June 19, 2010, 12:16:59 PM
Quote from: Doc on June 18, 2010, 09:02:07 PM
. . . It's a sign from God that he's angry about the growing numbers of people who have foresaken him.

Or a sign that s/he is no longer going to just sit there and take this manmade bastardization of what s/he intended this little petri dish experiment to be; and doesn't agree with the tax free profit generation machine it has been turned into. They are not forsaking the creator, just the human creation of a creator.
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followsthewolf

#18
June 19, 2010, 05:43:26 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on June 19, 2010, 08:39:43 AM
Okay, which of you bozos got honked off about the Mohammed jokes?

It would probably be cheaper and more effective just to send a card. I'm sure Hallmark has one appropriate to the occasion.

If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

LOsborne

#19
June 19, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on June 19, 2010, 10:25:10 AM

Now how to I get tea and snot off my keyboard? ;D

Turn it upside down. When it's dry, you can pop the plastic caps off the letters and clean under them with a toothbrush. It's best to do them one at a time. I got the plus and minus signs swapped last time.

Now, I mostly try not to be taking a drink when I read something for the first time.

dan foster

#20
June 21, 2010, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on June 19, 2010, 08:39:43 AM
Okay, which of you bozos got honked off about the Mohammed jokes?

It would probably be cheaper and more effective just to send a card. I'm sure Hallmark has one appropriate to the occasion.

As far as I am concerned, I think jesus and mohammed are buggering each other in heaven.  Mohammed will pay the slut with the horse he rode to heaven on so jesus can ride it back to earth to destroy me for calling them gay.  My only sin, here; insulting gay men.
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

The Troll

#21
June 22, 2010, 09:08:02 AM
Quote from: dan foster on June 21, 2010, 09:42:41 PM
As far as I am concerned, I think jesus and mohammed are buggering each other in heaven.  Mohammed will pay the slut with the horse he rode to heaven on so jesus can ride it back to earth to destroy me for calling them gay.  My only sin, here; insulting gay men.

  Maybe we could bring in the Church Lady in and her bring in her Golden Tablets found in the Arizona desert and calm all of this sadness.

Palehorse

#22
June 22, 2010, 10:54:48 AM
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#23
June 22, 2010, 05:27:36 PM
    You know I was thinking when I was looking at where the plastic Jesus was standing.  I seen whose steel poles sticking up.  I always thought that lightning rods were put on the outside of the thing they were trying to save.  Maybe BP designed it.  Internal lightning rods on the inside.  It looks like it didn't work:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :tiphat:

Palehorse

#24
June 22, 2010, 05:29:10 PM
Quote from: The Troll on June 22, 2010, 05:27:36 PM
    You know I was thinking when I was looking at where the plastic Jesus was standing.  I seen whose steel poles sticking up.  I always thought that lightning rods were put on the outside of the thing they were trying to save.  Maybe BP designed it.  Internal lightning rods on the inside.  It looks like it didn't work:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :tiphat:
:food24: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

dan foster

#25
June 30, 2010, 11:59:33 PM
Quote from: Doc on June 18, 2010, 09:02:07 PM
It's interesting how people who would seemingly be angered by jokes about the Prophet Mohamed would so casually make jokes about Jesus Christ. It's a sign from God that he's angry about the growing numbers of people who have foresaken him.

Gosh, and I thought "his" following was continuing to grow based on megachurch riches and some church having $700k to waste on crap.  Now, how is it you can come to the conclusion of your broadbrush of "people who would seemingly be angered by jokes about the Prophet Mohamed"?  You assume that we atheist (which isn't ALL the people in this thread) are somehow so "god-damned" liberal that we would defend attacks on "those people's" religion, but just hate jesus enough to attack "him"?  I guess I just don't understand your paranoid delusional world where you think just because we would attack jesus, our reasons must be somehow twisted into something only you could understand with motivations only you could dream up.  But, of course, I do understand your delusion; jesus is the only true imaginary friend and so anyone that would defend an attack on mohamed (aka, moosehameggs) just doesn't get it.  So, you needed your opening premise to prop up your sad little argument.  Sad.  Really sad, doc.
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

The Troll

#26
July 01, 2010, 10:34:35 AM
Quote from: dan foster on June 30, 2010, 11:59:33 PMGosh, and I thought "his" following was continuing to grow based on megachurch riches and some church having $700k to waste on crap. Now, how is it you can come to the conclusion of your broadbrush of "people who would seemingly be angered by jokes about the Prophet Mohamed"? You assume that we atheist (which isn't ALL the people in this thread) are somehow so "god-damned" liberal that we would defend attacks on "those people's" religion, but just hate jesus enough to attack "him"? I guess I just don't understand your paranoid delusional world where you think just because we would attack jesus, our reasons must be somehow twisted into something only you could understand with motivations only you could dream up. But, of course, I do understand your delusion; jesus is the only true imaginary friend and so anyone that would defend an attack on mohamed (aka, moosehameggs) just doesn't get it. So, you needed your opening premise to prop up your sad little argument. Sad. Really sad, doc.


  :jc: :pray: :preach:  Why is it, when I hear, I been born again, I'm a Christian, So help me God, pray and your prayers will be answered, the hair on the back of my neck stands straight up.  It also stands up when the song goes through my mind.  Onward Chistian Teabagers marching as to war, with the cross of Jesus Da,da, daaaaa.

  Oh, I did tell you that I have an alergy and the older I get, the worse it gets.  It's BUll Shit.  It will probably what will kills me.  :tiphat:  The Troll

followsthewolf

#27
July 01, 2010, 12:38:48 PM
They're spending $700,000 on that, with how many starving people in the world, and how many other good causes?
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

The Troll

#28
July 01, 2010, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on July 01, 2010, 12:38:48 PMThey're spending $700,000 on that, with how many starving people in the world, and how many other good causes?

  In the name of God, give, give until it hurts.  Think of it as seed money, for every dollar give, God will reward many times over.

  Also I have a little Holy Water that I have prepared for you.  The Lord and with the help of me, has prepared just for you, $50 per ounce.

  All of this and a $100 we will send you this pure copper, silver cross, plated with 100% pure silver and for an extra $100 we will send you a highly polished pewter cross with the whole text of the Lords prayer on it and with a magnifying glass to read it with.  God Bless you  :pray:  :preach:  Holy :ghost:
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