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Boring Topic. What would Jesus do about the oil spill. God seems uninterested.

Started by The Troll, June 02, 2010, 09:46:36 AM

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June 02, 2010, 09:46:36 AM


  I seem like during the George W. presidency this question seemed to pop all of the time.

  Well, George W. isn't here and this well was started while he was in and OK'ed by him the question needs to be asked again.

  WHAT WOULD JESUS DO, ABOUT THE OIL SPILL.

followsthewolf

#1
June 02, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
He'd kill GWB because he let this disaster-waiting-to-happen occur on his watch.
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me

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June 02, 2010, 01:31:33 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on June 02, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
He'd kill GWB because he let this disaster-waiting-to-happen occur on his watch.
I knew they'd get around to blaming this on Bush....... :rolleyes:
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Sandy Eggo

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June 02, 2010, 01:44:03 PM
Well, you'd think that someone likw God would call on ALL of the top experts and help someone find or invent a tool that would absorb, suck, blow whatever it took to get the oil out of the water and the pipe fixed. See, this is what happens when someone inexperienced.....
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The Troll

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June 02, 2010, 02:17:33 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on June 02, 2010, 01:44:03 PM
Well, you'd think that someone likw God would call on ALL of the top experts and help someone find or invent a tool that would absorb, suck, blow whatever it took to get the oil out of the water and the pipe fixed. See, this is what happens when someone inexperienced.....

   Yep, God going to take care of it.  Suck it up and blow it all over the coast.  How?   It's called a Hurricane.

   Mix it up with a 150 winds, toss it up with 40 foot waves and blow it at least 2 to 3 miles all along the Southern inland coast of America.

   Won't it be beautiful and it all started with "Drill baby, drill" and the oil families of Bush and Cheney and the secret meeting Cheney have with the oil companies in the White House.

me

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June 02, 2010, 03:01:26 PM
Quote from: The Troll on June 02, 2010, 02:17:33 PM
   Yep, God going to take care of it.  Suck it up and blow it all over the coast.  How?   It's called a Hurricane.

   Mix it up with a 150 winds, toss it up with 40 foot waves and blow it at least 2 to 3 miles all along the Southern inland coast of America.

   Won't it be beautiful and it all started with "Drill baby, drill" and the oil families of Bush and Cheney and the secret meeting Cheney have with the oil companies in the White House.
:rolleyes:
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Locutus

#6
June 02, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
Whenever there is a stoppage to this catastrophic oil flow, you can guarantee that the fleeced flock will credit ole' Gawd with workin' a miracle and helping BP stop the flow.  :rolleyes:

If such ignorance weren't so sad, it would be funny. 
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followsthewolf

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June 02, 2010, 03:47:36 PM
Quote from: me on June 02, 2010, 01:31:33 PM
I knew they'd get around to blaming this on Bush....... :rolleyes:

Since gawd is omnipotent, he's the one putting dubyuh into the mess -- 'course dubiyah thought he was gawd, anyway.
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The Troll

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June 02, 2010, 04:53:03 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on June 02, 2010, 03:47:36 PM
Since gawd is omnipotent, he's the one putting dubyuh into the mess -- 'course dubiyah thought he was gawd, anyway.

  I don't think he thought he was god.  He even knew he wasn't that smart.  But he talked to him a lot.  Like God told to run for President.  Go to war with Iraq.

  He said he talked to God ever time he had a problem.  Well, you see where we are and what it got us.  Wonder George W. Bush.  Like the song said.  "Thank god he's gone."

Palehorse

#9
June 09, 2010, 04:11:55 AM
He'd say, "Well that's just Jeebus juice! It walks on water too!"
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The Troll

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June 09, 2010, 08:06:53 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 09, 2010, 04:11:55 AM
He'd say, "Well that's just Jeebus juice! It walks on water too!"

  Oil walks on water too.  I wonder how Jesus working with George W. and the Prick (dick) would be handling the oil spill.  Maybe they would call in the Unknown Zone's plumber. :toilet: :flap: :flap: :flap:  :bliss:  :bliss:  :bliss:

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