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Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming

Started by Sandy Eggo, May 28, 2010, 11:06:02 AM

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Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

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  Here we go again, Christian Assholes in action.

  Get them young, scare the Hell out of them and fill their full of bullshit, smoke and mirrors and magic.

  Yes Hellen, there is a Santa Clause and a Jesus.   Plus an invisiable man, God, who watches you 24 hour a day, 365 days a year forever and forever.  He writes down everything you do or think bad and when you die.  You will burn in hell forever, because he loves  you.  Somebody say Amen.

Anne

"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

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Quote from: Anne on May 28, 2010, 12:08:15 PM
What do you mean, there isn't any Santa Claus!!!!!! ;D

  I sorry Anne, there is a Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.  My boy knew them well.  :biggrin: :tiphat:

LOsborne

Quote from: Sandy Eggo on May 28, 2010, 11:06:02 AM
This is hilarious, it reminds me of the whole creationism vs evolution debate. ;D

...and then we have them all pretend they're being swept away by tsunamis, so it's a lot of fun.

I laughed so hard I had to cross my legs.

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My chips on my plate were tsunamied (a non-word) away by the Coke Zero spewing from my lips like....like....oil from an undersea well disaster.
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Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

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Quote from: Palehorse on May 28, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
:lipsrsealed2:

  Does the tape keep the bugs out of our mouth when you're on you cycle. ;)   :)    :smile:    :biggrin:     :rotfl:

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This is hilarious, it reminds me of the whole creationism vs evolution debate. ;D


  These Christians Groups, in the 21st century, these people never get smart, never quit trying and never shut up trying to shove their religion down our throats.  Still believing in in holy :ghost: smoke , holy water, and magic.

  Tho I will be long be gone in less than a 100 years people will think of the Christian religion like worshiping Zeus, the Sun, and the Red Buffalo.

Palehorse

And here are the leaders of the jackasses . . .

Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- A public memorial service for heavy metal rocker Ronnie James Dio is planned for Sunday, with members of the Westboro Baptist Church saying they will picket the ceremony.
The church in Topeka, Kansas, is known for its intolerance of gays and its picketing of soldiers' funerals.
A picketing schedule on the church's website said protesters will be at the Dio memorial at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills in Los Angeles, accusing the 67-year-old rocker of worshipping Satan.
Dio died on May 16 after a battle with stomach cancer.
Charges of devil-worshipping have often been leveled against heavy metal music. Dio, in particular, was a favorite target.
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http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/30/dio.memorial/index.html?hpt=T2
:mad: :rolleyes: :mad:
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

LMAO! They might have bitten off more than they can chew when they start messin' with old time rockers :biggrin:

It won't be pretty. I hope someone hands him his arse as a consequence of his abuse of freedom of speech.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville