Republican Party, Teabag Party and the Libertarian Party absolutely SUCK!

[Exterminator]

From Encyclopedia Dramatica:

"Republicans, also known as God's buzz kills, are the true Americans, doing God's work on earth by following the one true word of God, the Bible, on a holy crusade against the Satanic communist doctrines of the constitution. Republicans are perhaps most famous for inventing butthurt and worshiping Ronald Reagan's small penis. Nearly all Republicans are homosexuals who bitch about other people being homosexuals. They also like the name GOP or Gay Old Pedophile. The words "irony" and "humor" cannot be found in their vocabulary.

The Republican Party was founded by Abraham Lincoln over 100 years ago, as he lay on the floor of a legal office in Springfield, Illinois, eavesdropping on the court proceedings going on below. This strategy continued to play a major role in Republican Party intelligence gathering until the fall of Richard Nixon in 1974. After the party realized that being sane and rational wasn't the way to win elections they began to suck the dicks of every Christfag they could find until their retarded homo God Ronald Reagan delivered them all from evil. Today they are best known for being the chosen party of child molesters, closet queens, the man, NASCAR fans, the one percent, and those creepy fucks from 'Deliverance.'

If you are looking to thank someone for leading the way on such financial disasters as the war on drugs and the war on terror, look no further than the Republican party. Their messiah, Ronald Reagan and his disciples George Bush, Dick Cheney and others, fight for the common man by lowering taxes, primarily for the aristocratic gods of capitalism, who, with proper sacrifice on the part of the people, bless us with jobs at Wal-Mart, where we may sell Chinese goods like fireworks, guns, Nascar merchandise, bibles and flags.

Rather than inhabiting the sinful coastal cities, Republicans live in middle America, the heartland of consumerism, the home of the American Dream. These areas are often called 'fly-over' regions, and rightfully so; terrorists mainly target the coastal areas which are filled with atheists and gays. The truth is we are only at war with terrorists because they technically attacked America, and like all good real Americans we must defend our borders, regardless of how much of a favor they were doing us.

Republicans are known to despise hippies, and rightfully so. That is why most of them display one nailed to a cross, a constant reminder of how hippies should be dealt with."

[me]

From Encyclopedia Dramatica:

"Republicans, also known as God's buzz kills, are the true Americans, doing God's work on earth by following the one true word of God, the Bible, on a holy crusade against the Satanic communist doctrines of the constitution. Republicans are perhaps most famous for inventing butthurt and worshiping Ronald Reagan's small penis. Nearly all Republicans are homosexuals who bitch about other people being homosexuals. They also like the name GOP or Gay Old Pedophile. The words "irony" and "humor" cannot be found in their vocabulary.

The Republican Party was founded by Abraham Lincoln over 100 years ago, as he lay on the floor of a legal office in Springfield, Illinois, eavesdropping on the court proceedings going on below. This strategy continued to play a major role in Republican Party intelligence gathering until the fall of Richard Nixon in 1974. After the party realized that being sane and rational wasn't the way to win elections they began to suck the dicks of every Christfag they could find until their retarded homo God Ronald Reagan delivered them all from evil. Today they are best known for being the chosen party of child molesters, closet queens, the man, NASCAR fans, the one percent, and those creepy fucks from 'Deliverance.'

If you are looking to thank someone for leading the way on such financial disasters as the war on drugs and the war on terror, look no further than the Republican party. Their messiah, Ronald Reagan and his disciples George Bush, Dick Cheney and others, fight for the common man by lowering taxes, primarily for the aristocratic gods of capitalism, who, with proper sacrifice on the part of the people, bless us with jobs at Wal-Mart, where we may sell Chinese goods like fireworks, guns, Nascar merchandise, bibles and flags.

Rather than inhabiting the sinful coastal cities, Republicans live in middle America, the heartland of consumerism, the home of the American Dream. These areas are often called 'fly-over' regions, and rightfully so; terrorists mainly target the coastal areas which are filled with atheists and gays. The truth is we are only at war with terrorists because they technically attacked America, and like all good real Americans we must defend our borders, regardless of how much of a favor they were doing us.

Republicans are known to despise hippies, and rightfully so. That is why most of them display one nailed to a cross, a constant reminder of how hippies should be dealt with."

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa  baaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaa  I can hear that sound every time you post Ex.   

No, on the contrary, your continually pointing out the difference and telling people they can't disagree with the administration because of Obama's color and doing what you just did concerning a person of color who also disagrees with this administration shows you to be the bigot and a racist.  When that's all you have to counter with it means you are using his color to brow beat people into believing as you do and it is also being divisive.  If you truly can't see that I feel sorry for you.  It would do you well to actually listen to Mr. Guillory and let it sink rather than put him down.

[Exterminator]

How to troll a Republican

Praise Allah.
Remind them how Bill Clinton created a national surplus as president while getting blown at the same time.
Remind them that if they had voted for John Kerry in 2004 instead of W, Barack Hussein Obama wouldn't be president right now.
Remind them that for their time, the Founding Fathers, the original Republicans and the Tea Party were freeloading, socialist, left-wing hippies.
Also remind them that the Founding Fathers were not actually Christian, but Deist, and founded Murica explicitly on the basis of it being a secular nation. WHICH MEANS NO JESUS.
Tell them church is for fags.
Tell them that by world standards, Obama is actually pretty conservative.
Have any sort of fun (this is the worst thing you can do around a Republican).
Ask them what the difference is between young libtards worshipping Obama and old GOP fucks worshipping Reagan. Bonus points if the word "n***er" appears in their argument. Wait no, that's too easy.
Tell them the 1950's really blew ass.
Tell them red states = commie states.
Mention any sort of "new fangled" technology.
Tell them you're pretty sure John Wayne loved the cock.
Tell them you voted for Obama in 2012 because of his charming smile.
Tell them how much country music fucking blows.
Tell them NASCAR isn't a sport.
Remind them that all their witty spins on words (Obambi, Keith Overbite, MSLSD, Democrap, Obongo Bongo) aren't funny and never were.
Listen to good music.
Remind them that by voting for Romney over Obama they would actually have elected the country's first non-Christian president. Stand back as their head explodes.
Mention that Ronald Reagan wasn't really all that conservative.
Say that you aren't sure if you want to perform oral sex on Ronald Reagan.
Use big words. This makes them almost as mad as gay marriage.
Abort a baby. Bonus points if you name it first.
Have an IQ above 49.
Tell them you're puzzled why they vote for a party that doesn't serve their interests. Bonus points if some bullshit about "Good Christian Values" comes out of their mouths.
Read a book not written by a talk radio host.
In a casual conversation, bring up the fact that Jesus was actually a libtard hippie.
Donate to the poor.
Tell them you prefer not living in a rural shithole.
Say that since their last shitty president got two terms, maybe Obama should too. It's only fair.
Bang a black chick.
Tell them camping is boring.
Tell them you love trees.
Tell them hunting is cruel.
Say that several men going off in the woods dressed in costumes (hunting) sounds suspicious
Hate Obama for any other reason other than being a negro.
Wear any clothing article without army camouflage or an American flag on it.
Tell them that Coors Light is the worst beverage ever conceived by mankind.
Say that your girl wears clothes above her ankles.
Tell them how great Canada is.
Call hiking boots gay.
Talk about what an SOB George W Bush was.

[Palehorse]

Anyone else hear/see that broke-down jackwagon McCain's commentary surrounding the POTUS's request for a resolution around Syria?

Sour Grapes from an ignorant old man. . . 

[Palehorse]

NEW YORK (CNN) - Sarah Palin and her political action committee are being sued by a newspaper publisher over the use of an "iconic" Sept. 11 photograph.

In legal documents obtained by CNN, the North Jersey Media Group claims that Palin used their "WTC Flag Raising Photograph" without permission when it was allegedly posted on her Facebook page and the website for her political action committee, SarahPAC. . .

[me]

NEW YORK (CNN) - Sarah Palin and her political action committee are being sued by a newspaper publisher over the use of an "iconic" Sept. 11 photograph.

In legal documents obtained by CNN, the North Jersey Media Group claims that Palin used their "WTC Flag Raising Photograph" without permission when it was allegedly posted on her Facebook page and the website for her political action committee, SarahPAC. . .

Guess there's gonna be a lot of people sued then 'cause I noticed it posted a lot on my page.  Guess I'll go to her page and see what they're bitchin' about.   

[Exterminator]

Guess there's gonna be a lot of people sued then 'cause I noticed it posted a lot on my page.  Guess I'll go to her page and see what they're bitchin' about.   

Doesn't surprise me at all that you fail to understand why it is inappropriate to infringe on someone else copyright because you, like Sarah, have no integrity.

[me]

Doesn't surprise me at all that you fail to understand why it is inappropriate to infringe on someone else copyright because you, like Sarah, have no integrity.

I would say a liberal is behind the suit and it will be groundless in the end.

[Exterminator]

I would say a liberal is behind the suit and it will be groundless in the end.

Because conservatives are a bunch of low-life criminals who can't understand that copyright infringement is stealing?

[Palehorse]

Wrote this in December, and since we're facing yet another "fiscal cliff" I thought it was worth reposting:


Happy Fiscal Cliff Congress
31 December 2012 at 16:41
And of course, as I predicted back when these miscreants in congress created the fiscal cliff over a year ago, we are going over it in just a little short of 8 hours. Millions will lose their unemployment benefits, taxes go up 2% on everybody, and congress gets a pay raise!

No matter how you say it, it will NEVER penetrate the propaganda of the political machines out there, that are responsible for blinding millions of Americans, and conning them into actually believing that the lamb is bleeding them dry while the wolves lap at their throats!

It has taken decades of conditioning to turn those blind people into the hapless, and unquestioning lemmings that they are today; and no one's eloquence or word smithing is going to be capable of positively influencing or changing this fact within the course of 4 years, much less even a decade.  What will change their blind acceptance is nothing short of absolute collapse of our economic and social infrastructure; and then it will be too late to do anything short of domestic warfare to turn the tide. Even then, the abject conditions driven by the collapse of infrastructure will leave this country globally exposed to takeover; increasing the likelihood of extinction of the nation as a whole. And all for the furtherance of the governmental pandering to the 1%.

During these economically trying times, when an ever increasing portion of our citizens continue to struggle to survive, physically as well as financially, and our governments at the state, local, and federal levels find themselves doing the same, instead of making the hard choices as each citizen is forced to do, our government increasingly is turning on the lifeblood of its existence; the financial middle class and the poor.

   In government's greed to maintain its status quo, it continues to pander to the entities with the deepest pockets, while digging deeper into the pockets that are the shallowest. "We" are the low hanging fruit, and those branches are now all but barren. Instead of increasing the tax rates on the top 1%, that represent 40% of the entire nation's wealth, our government targets vital programs, (collectively referred to as "social safety nets"), that were undertaken decades ago in order to assure the future of this nation and improve the quality of life of those amongst us who can least afford the benefits these programs provide.

Instead of implementing legislation regulating health insurance companies and reining in their annual billion dollar profit levels on the shoulders of the infirm, we pass legislation that not only supports the continuing abuse, but supports abject premium increases across the country.  Instead of working to create legislation that empowers the voice of the individual citizen, and assures their constitutional rights, we render legal decisions that extend those very same rights and voice to faceless, soulless entities (corporations); and at the same time fail to hold them accountable toward conducting their operations and business practices within those very same rights. (As each individual citizen is REQUIRED to do). Enabling the voice (political contribution level) of the corporation to drown out the voice of the citizen; even in situations wherein those citizens are grouped into large "like minded" sectors! (Just how many "individuals" do you think it would take to equal the political contributions of just ONE corporation?) Even as those very same corporations take their operations out of the country! 

Instead of implementing cuts within the plethora of non-critical governmental funding, programs, and nefarious grants, our government FIRST seeks to slit the throat of the least amongst us, in order to pander to the top 1% and avoid the prolific, public squalling the bursting revenue streams of that 1% can afford to buy! Cuts in education, infrastructure, medicare/medicaid, social security, domestic military, and alternative energy sourcing ( to name a few) are nothing short of dooming this nation to a "third world status" within the global environment, and is at a minimum, selling out the collective future of the majority for the sake of the minority! (Can you say "General Motors" or "Chrysler"?)  It seems "we the people" refers only to the top 1% within a modern interpretation of the phrase!


When are these miscreants we've installed in congress going to realize that the fiscal cliff is the issue here and NOT their political ideology?

You want cuts? How about all you ass-hats give up your cadillac health-care plan and sign on with Anthem's Blue Card program? How about YOU start paying $389.00 a month for your healthcare plan like the rest of the citizens in this country, and be subjected to a 4000 dollar deductible with a maximum out of pocket of 10k to begin receiving 80% coverage?

How about we eliminate your pension plans, (as you have allowed corporate America to do to us), and when your ass gets voted out of office your benefits stop at once?

That ought to obtain a few billion dollar cut!

They have jacked around for another 4 weeks and sent us on a header over that cliff. When you get back don't be surprised to find your days numbered and a lot of us camped out at your workplace.

You want cuts? Start in your own home you idiots. Don't eat the horse that pulls the plow!

And another thing. Do you really need all those congressional aides and personal assistants? NO! Let's put all of them onto the unemployment roles immediately, and then YOU will be required to do your own research, answer the calls and requests of your constituency, and do some actual work for the money you are paid.

How about each one of you take a 30% pay cut like your policies enacted over the last couple of decades has forced upon the rest of us? How about your only retirement source being a 401k that the American public does NOT contribute to until after you've been in congress for 5 or more years, and then only at a less than 5% match for every dollar you contribute from your pay checks yourselves?

Oh, and no more "congressional vehicles" either. You want a car and driver, then you had better be prepared to shell out the money for it. No taking it home either unless you pay the high deductible required to insure that vehicle. And while we're at it you are going to have to pay a "gas surcharge" for use of the vehicle and taking it home.

Stamps? Pay for them like we do.

No more "lunch meetings" either. It's okay to do that but we aren't paying for that shit. (And say goodbye to that tax deduction).

Oh, and those junket thingies you are so fond of taking; buh-bye. You want to go to Israel on a fact finding mission and frolic naked in the sea? Go ahead! But you had better take vacation time and pay for everything out of your own pocket.

And while we're talking about vacations. Heres the new eligibility scale:


1 year or less - NO days2 to 5 years - 5 Days5 -10 years - 10 days10 years and above - 15 days


No more seasonal breaks either. Congress is in session each and every day of the year except for those federal holidays already in place and that are recognized by corporate America. You will report to work every single day.

Absentee Policy

Each day of work missed results in the accrual of 8 points. Partial days missed = 5 points

24 points = written warning 32 points = censure 40 points = performance improvement plan 48 points = termination and a mandatory special election to fill your seat.

[Henry Hawk]

Palehorse, on this, the way you wrote it....I agree with you 1000%!      As always, VERY well said.

[Exterminator]

Once again you are showing symptoms of Teamnesia. In case you are not familiar with this term Teamnesia is a type of memory loss that causes one to forget everything that happened prior to January 20th, 2009. If you didn't have teamnesia you would remember that just a few months before President Obama took office America experience the worst economic crash since the Black Tuesday of 1929. You would also remember that The Great Depression started with the aforementioned Black Tuesday in 1929 and didn't end until 1945. And even that was because of World War II, and were it not for the war effort – who knows? – we might be feeling the effects of The Great Depression today still. So it's unreasonable to expect our country to completely recover from the economic collapse of 2008 in just five years. But, of course, you have teamnesia so you don't remember any of it.

Don't worry, I am here to help. I will explain to you what happened before January 20th, 2009 in terms that even teamnesiacs can understand. Hopefully, that will jog your memory. In November 2000 you invited George W. Bush into your house. He entered your house in January of 2001 and for the next four years every time he needed to take a dump he would take it in your living room instead of going to the bathroom. In spite of him shitting in your living room for four years you invited him to stay in your house for another four years in 2004. By the time 2008 came around and the time for Bush to leave your house was getting close he had taken so many shits in your living room that your living room was filled with shit wall to wall and floor to ceiling. Your neighbors could no longer stand the stench coming from your house so they asked Barack Obama to enter your house against your will and clear out the shit. You insisted on inviting John McCain into your house once Bush left – a guy who agreed with 90% of the shits that Bush took in your living room – but the neighbors who were tired of the stench emanating from your house outnumbered you and Barack Obama ended up entering your house despite your protestations. Obama came wearing a hazmat suit and a gas mask, pushing a wheel barrow, and carrying a shovel, ready to clean out the shit that has filled your living room. Unfortunately, eight years of Bush's shitting has left your living room filled with shit to capacity, so it would take a long time for Obama to clear all that shit out. And to make his job even harder, you decided that you didn't want to have Bush's shit cleared out of your living room, so you invited a bunch of Republican Representatives and Senators to stand in Obama's way and obstruct his every move as he tried to clear the shit out of your living room.

Now, five years later, Obama has cleared out half the shit from your living room, but that's all he's been able to do in the last five years because

a) Bush left so much shit in your living room and
b) The Republican Congressmen you invited into your room keep standing in his way every step he takes

But instead of thanking President Obama for all his hard work in cleaning the shit out of your living room you keep complaining about how he isn't working fast enough. And despite complaining loudly and constantly about the latter you absolutely will not ask the Republican Congressmen you invited into your house to help with the cleanup effort. Hell, you actually support their obstructionism.

And then you have the nerve to complain about how your living room is half filled with shit and blame President Obama and your neighbors who asked him to come into your house and cleanup for it. You are a bunch of disgusting shit-covered hypocrites! You are hereby dismissed and may now go back to your shit filled living room!

[Locutus]

[me]

On the sauce again ain't ya Ex?  Been to the grocery store lately, or the gas pump?  Of course you're not on a fixed income like my 91yr old mom who has watched her social security check shrink because prices for groceries have gone up and so has her cost for insurance coverage so you wouldn't notice things like she or people in her position do.  But that's ok you keep right on fallin' for the BS if that makes you feel better.

Once again you are showing symptoms of Teamnesia. In case you are not familiar with this term Teamnesia is a type of memory loss that causes one to forget everything that happened prior to January 20th, 2009. If you didn't have teamnesia you would remember that just a few months before President Obama took office America experience the worst economic crash since the Black Tuesday of 1929. You would also remember that The Great Depression started with the aforementioned Black Tuesday in 1929 and didn't end until 1945. And even that was because of World War II, and were it not for the war effort – who knows? – we might be feeling the effects of The Great Depression today still. So it's unreasonable to expect our country to completely recover from the economic collapse of 2008 in just five years. But, of course, you have teamnesia so you don't remember any of it.

Don't worry, I am here to help. I will explain to you what happened before January 20th, 2009 in terms that even teamnesiacs can understand. Hopefully, that will jog your memory. In November 2000 you invited George W. Bush into your house. He entered your house in January of 2001 and for the next four years every time he needed to take a dump he would take it in your living room instead of going to the bathroom. In spite of him shitting in your living room for four years you invited him to stay in your house for another four years in 2004. By the time 2008 came around and the time for Bush to leave your house was getting close he had taken so many shits in your living room that your living room was filled with shit wall to wall and floor to ceiling. Your neighbors could no longer stand the stench coming from your house so they asked Barack Obama to enter your house against your will and clear out the shit. You insisted on inviting John McCain into your house once Bush left – a guy who agreed with 90% of the shits that Bush took in your living room – but the neighbors who were tired of the stench emanating from your house outnumbered you and Barack Obama ended up entering your house despite your protestations. Obama came wearing a hazmat suit and a gas mask, pushing a wheel barrow, and carrying a shovel, ready to clean out the shit that has filled your living room. Unfortunately, eight years of Bush's shitting has left your living room filled with shit to capacity, so it would take a long time for Obama to clear all that shit out. And to make his job even harder, you decided that you didn't want to have Bush's shit cleared out of your living room, so you invited a bunch of Republican Representatives and Senators to stand in Obama's way and obstruct his every move as he tried to clear the shit out of your living room.

Now, five years later, Obama has cleared out half the shit from your living room, but that's all he's been able to do in the last five years because

a) Bush left so much shit in your living room and
b) The Republican Congressmen you invited into your room keep standing in his way every step he takes

But instead of thanking President Obama for all his hard work in cleaning the shit out of your living room you keep complaining about how he isn't working fast enough. And despite complaining loudly and constantly about the latter you absolutely will not ask the Republican Congressmen you invited into your house to help with the cleanup effort. Hell, you actually support their obstructionism.

And then you have the nerve to complain about how your living room is half filled with shit and blame President Obama and your neighbors who asked him to come into your house and cleanup for it. You are a bunch of disgusting shit-covered hypocrites! You are hereby dismissed and may now go back to your shit filled living room!

[Palehorse]

On the sauce again ain't ya Ex?  Been to the grocery store lately, or the gas pump?  Of course you're not on a fixed income like my 91yr old mom who has watched her social security check shrink because prices for groceries have gone up and so has her cost for insurance coverage so you wouldn't notice things like she or people in her position do.  But that's ok you keep right on fallin' for the BS if that makes you feel better.

Tried to get a job lately?

If you had you'd notice that fixed income your mother is existing on, is about the same as the best paying jobs are paying these days. Oh, and you had better have a masters degree to get them too, otherwise you're shit out of luck.