Republican Party, Teabag Party and the Libertarian Party absolutely SUCK!

[Lester Sasquatch]

The reason I ask is that, according to Morgan, after that unfortunate run-in you had with the flesh-eating bacteria spread by the mutant chupacabras, you believed yourself disfigured (no matter how many times we all told you it was hardly noticeable under the fur) and became so despondent you had stopped waiting for her to finish her shift so you could walk her home.

It isn't so much my appearance as it was that pack of lies the National Enquirer ran about me a while back. I swear it is not true, I never kidnapped anyone and made them my sex slave. I am not even sure I can produce vaiable sperm after that accident I had with the barb wire fence last year. My sister Bernice thinks it is a trick to get me to hand over a sample of my DNA. She says someone at the local newspaper office is offering a big reward for proof we exist. Pictures are no longer considered proof since Steve Charles photoshopped that one of the mayor dancing naked on a picnic table in the park. It was pretty obvious that thong was painted on later so it didn't take a genius to figure the picture had been altered. Anyway, now the love of my life is seeing that stupid Amish truck driver again, the one that has at least one accident every week. Lil Sis Bernice has been fooling around with that married forest ranger Oscar Simmons over in the Martin County State Forest. I don't know what she sees in him. She knows that his wife Mable is one hell of a good shot with a rifle too. That dang Oscar must have some kind of weird power over Bernice, last week she violated one of our most sacred codes and let the ranger talk her into taking a picture with him. I am just glad Mom and Dad are not around to see how she turned out!

All Lies!!

Bernice and Ranger Oscar

Troll, I would like to find this home page with smileys on it. How do you get them down on the post?
I think I figured that part out!

[The Troll]

  Lester, go to top of this page and click on help.  Go two lines down and 4 items to right to "postings" and down to "smileys".  Over to the right of the smiley you want, it shows you what  you have to type to get it to come up.

      The Troll    

[Lester Sasquatch]

  Lester, go to top of this page and click on help.  Go two lines down and 4 items to right to "postings" and down to "smileys".  Over to the right of the smiley you want, it shows you what  you have to type to get it to come up.

      The Troll  

Typing does not arouse Bigfoot!

[Locutus]

  Lester, go to top of this page and click on help.  Go two lines down and 4 items to right to "postings" and down to "smileys".  Over to the right of the smiley you want, it shows you what  you have to type to get it to come up.

      The Troll    

Troll, there's a more link below to the left and below the smileys on the main posting form. If you click on that, all of the smileys come up and you can just click on the ones that you want and it'll automatically generate the code in your post for you. 

I only have a few of the codes memorized, so most times, I just use the pop up and click on the smileys to insert them. 

[The Troll]

Typing does not arouse Bigfoot!

  If  your as lousy as I am when it comes to typing, I'd be lost without spell check.

[The Troll]

Troll, there's a more link below to the left and below the smileys on the main posting form. If you click on that, all of the smileys come up and you can just click on the ones that you want and it'll automatically generate the code in your post for you. 

I only have a few of the codes memorized, so most times, I just use the pop up and click on the smileys to insert them. 

  Locutus, I printed them out and I have the smileys right next to my key board.  I can go through them and decide what I want to use.  Thanks. 

[me]

  Locutus, I printed them out and I have the smileys right next to my key board.  I can go through them and decide what I want to use.  Thanks.

Hum, that's a good idea Troll.  Sure would beat having to scroll through them all the time. 

[Locutus]

That's true.  There are so many of them, sometimes it's hard to find the ones you're looking for.

[The Troll]

That's true.  There are so many of them, sometimes it's hard to find the ones you're looking for.

  The smilies I really like I put an X next to them.   The copies I have now are really getting dogeared.  I think I going to print up a new set tonight. 

  The Troll               got to gooooo. 

[Sandy Eggo]

  Locutus, I printed them out and I have the smileys right next to my key board.  I can go through them and decide what I want to use.  Thanks.

I really like this idea too! I only use the ones that I can remember to type, because it takes so long to load all of the different ones. Thanks for the tip.

[The Troll]

  I found a picture of a troll on Photo Bucket.  I think is call an avatar.  How do I put this picture with my name.  Can anyone help.  I think I need a picture of me.   

[me]

  I found a picture of a troll on Photo Bucket.  I think is call an avatar.  How do I put this picture with my name.  Can anyone help.  I think I need a picture of me.   

If you go to your profile it gives you instructions on how to do it.  If you still can't get it done you might contact admin and see if they can help.  I had a heck of a time figuring it out when I first started doing forums and that's what I had to end up doing the first time.  I'm not real good at explaining things so I'd probably just confuse you if I tried to help. 

[Lester Sasquatch]

I appreciate the smiley tips but when I have too many choices I am overwhelmed. It's like choosing what to eat first in the dumpster behind Ponderosa after they close on Friday night. 

[LOsborne]

... It's like choosing what to eat first in the dumpster behind Ponderosa ...

According to Bernice, you always eat the onion rings first. That fact may also have some bearing on the rocky patch you seem to have hit in your romance with Loraine (Doreen?).

[The Troll]

According to Bernice, you always eat the onion rings first. That fact may also have some bearing on the rocky patch you seem to have hit in your romance with Loraine (Doreen?).

  Shame on you Lolly, take it easy on Lester   Never give a guy a break.  Huh.