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Started by Palehorse, May 07, 2010, 03:59:02 PM

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Palehorse

May 07, 2010, 03:59:02 PM
This is an ACTUAL job posted on Indiana Career Connect, the state's required unemployment job board:
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Job Title:   Tom Milker
Job Description:
(Partial description)    Position title: Tom Milker   Collect semen from tom turkeys. Care for the turkeys and maintain barns. Monday thru Saturday sometimes. Shift 7am - 5pm (?) 45 to 50 hours per week.   
Employer:    Perdue Farms Inc
Location:   Thorntown, IN
Salary:    $10.25 per hour
Minimum Education Level:   High School Diploma or Equivalent
Job Type:   Regular
Date:   05/05/2010 1:12:00 PM
Source:    Preferred Employer

Turkey Jerker! Who wants to be a turkey jerker?!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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me

#1
May 07, 2010, 04:01:31 PM
Not me.... :no: :no: :no: :no:  How the hell would you find the little thing anyway?  :confused:
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Palehorse

#2
May 07, 2010, 04:07:51 PM
I don't know, nor do I want to know!

They are also listing positions for people to "herd the hens, capture them, and fill syringes with turkey semen"! Turkey rapists! :spooked:
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Henry Hawk

#3
May 07, 2010, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: me on May 07, 2010, 04:01:31 PM
Not me.... :no: :no: :no: :no:  How the hell would you find the little thing anyway?  :confused:

I'm guessing a little wine and some Barry White music, for starters would help.....
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Palehorse

#4
May 07, 2010, 04:14:49 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#5
May 07, 2010, 04:31:08 PM
see how relaxed this bird looks with a little barry and a couple glasses of wine....

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Sandy Eggo

#6
May 07, 2010, 05:08:13 PM
Henry, I didn't know you swang both ways...chicken AND turkey? It's okay buddy, I'm a liberal and as such...I like you  and accept you. Congratulations on coming out of the coop! :biggrin:
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Sandy Eggo

#7
May 07, 2010, 05:09:15 PM
LMAO! poultry porn!

boom chicka bow wow
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#8
May 07, 2010, 05:20:52 PM
Bug porn....poultry porn....this forum is really gettin' dicey..... :eek:
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Palehorse

#9
May 07, 2010, 05:27:19 PM
Turkeys, Manti, sheep. . . it's all good!  It's in the genes!

http://theunknownzone.us/smf/index.php?topic=16935.0
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

LOsborne

#10
May 07, 2010, 06:46:14 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 07, 2010, 03:59:02 PM
Turkey Jerker! Who wants to be a turkey jerker?!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Ask me again when your extended benefits for unemployment compensation have run out.

Palehorse

#11
May 07, 2010, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on May 07, 2010, 06:46:14 PM
Ask me again when your extended benefits for unemployment compensation have run out.

Thanks for  :deadhorse:

Seems to be a line of you wanting to do that lately.
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#12
May 07, 2010, 09:02:52 PM
I had an aunt and uncle who owned a big turkey farm in Parker when I was a kid I wonder if they bred theirs like that. 
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