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Started by Bo D, March 12, 2010, 10:13:17 AM

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Bo D

#15
March 12, 2010, 12:52:16 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 12, 2010, 12:40:56 PM
there is something about the bold, powerfulness of a dangling participle that makes my chest hairs curl... :icon_twisted:

CHICKEN HAWK MAN!!!! Whose unique ability to stuff all his dangling parts into that skimpy feather costume makes his chest hairs curl into tight bands, providing protection from the barbs that RUMOR MAN slings his way.
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Sandy Eggo

#16
March 12, 2010, 12:53:58 PM
You're very good at this ;D
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me

#17
March 12, 2010, 01:00:56 PM
Ya, what she said.  ^ 
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Henry Hawk

#18
March 12, 2010, 01:10:54 PM
Quote from: Olias on March 12, 2010, 12:52:16 PM
CHICKEN HAWK MAN!!!! Whose unique ability to stuff all his dangling parts into that skimpy feather costume makes his chest hairs curl into tight bands, providing protection from the barbs that RUMOR MAN slings his way.

lmao!!!!!!  ;D
 
I can't WAIT for the movie.... :biggrin:
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Palehorse

#19
March 12, 2010, 01:12:58 PM
Somebody read an awful lot of comic books as a lad. . .  :biggrin:
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Sandy Eggo

#20
March 12, 2010, 01:16:53 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on March 12, 2010, 01:10:54 PM
lmao!!!!!!  ;D
 
I can't WAIT for the movie.... :biggrin:

Yup! I can picture it now...Brad Pitt or Rush Limbaugh will play the lead (depending on who's available) ;D
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The Troll

#21
March 12, 2010, 02:15:31 PM
  Since I have been on this forum, I have ran across some pretty comical characters.  They surly are Super heroes and have super powers.

  Like the Chicken Hawk would have X-Ray vision  :eek: for looking though dresses,  I have got some ideas for some of others.  How about you?  I am still going to be the SUPER TROLL and I live under the a bridge, which is a lot like the Bat Cave.  Powers are secret right now.  Fighting for the poor and down trodden and against the predatory super-rich Republican capitalist  ;D  :biggrin:  :razz:  :razz:  :yes:

  Got any ideas for yourself and your buddies.  Now is the time to stick it to them ;D  :angel:  :smitten:

The Troll

#22
March 12, 2010, 04:56:09 PM
  I think Ms. ME is disguised as a little old lady, :rolleyes: :angel: with a bun in her hair, Socks rolled down, a big, big white pair of tennis shoes.  And runs around in an old pink chenille bathrobe.   Who would know.

She lives in a shoe with more grandkids, than what she knows what to do.  :'(   When the kids act up, she beats them all up and makes them go to bed with nothing at all, and nothing  to eat.  ;D :yes:

  After the kid are asleep, she jumps into her closet without missing a beat.  The lights flash and blink  :eek: and sirens sounds an alert.  Out of the closet she jumps, old MS. SUPER MIGHTY ME.  She calls for her cycle a Harley HD.  She's dressed from head to foot in black leather and she's look'in for her friends, the HORRID TAX EVADERS.  Then she and her friends go looking for tax collectors and Demo's to kill.  :rant:  Her super powers are, she can't be killed, with a stake though the heart, a silver bullet or fire.  Well buddies, if your a tax collector or a Demo, you're hell out of luck.  The Troll   ;D ;D ;D :razz: :razz:

The Troll

#23
March 12, 2010, 05:04:52 PM
   A little short one for little bittie Henry Hawk.  As a super hero.  When he eats fermented corn, he grows to 8 ft tall with large talons and a big hard pecker.  That what' what I heard.  :biggrin: :razz: :yes:

Palehorse

#24
March 12, 2010, 08:29:43 PM
If its Rush the movie will go well over budget during production because of his impairments. . .
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#25
March 12, 2010, 10:08:49 PM
Hey guys I finally my way to this topic.  How do I do it the fast way.  What site is this site under.

I think I have a super hero for paniann.  During the day she hides as a dish water blond with no makeup on.  A ratty of robe. Being the mother to 7 girls she has spoiled rotten and has her running ragged.

But at night she enters her bathroom and after 2 to 3 hours the doors explodes open, with powder flying, out steps :THE SUPER HIGH MAINTANICES BLOND TERROR."  In a tight black leather jump suit with 4 inch black high heels shoes.  With her long shining blond hair.  Made up to perfection and armed with a thesaurus, a dictionary, cold hard steel fingernails and a samurai sword disguised an a long pen.  Out of her humble home she slips and upon the cool black leather seat of her big black and chrome Harley and out into the night she rides to stamp out bad grammar UGH,  bad spelling and Aholes like the troll, with one swipe of her samurai pen and never has to look back, she rides through the dark night.  How's that Pariann.  Sound good Hummmm!  The Troll  :angel: :smitten:

The Troll

#26
March 13, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
  I've got one for "ME".  She's really sneekie,  :rolleyes: She got a shack down by the railroad tracks in old China Town. Its so tattered and torn that it's almost fallen to the ground.  So who would look for her there. :confused:

  She acts like the old woman lives in a shoe.  She got more grandkids than she knows what to do.  When they act up, she beats them all up  and put them to bed with nothing to eat.  :rant: With her hair up in a bun, her socks rolled down, big, big white tennis shoes who gona know that when the kids are asleep and nobody alookin. :o  :o

  She slips into her closet, with such a clatter the door blows open and with lights flashing and horns a blowin, out come "ME: a roaring.  All dressed in pink leathers and a Kevlar pink helmet and a pink Harley a roaring.  Its not Ms. ME but.  TAT TAT TAA ! It's the "PINK RUMOR ADVENGER"  Her power are great and fearsome at lest.   She armed with computer and  from a Thorn tree, a three foot club she made.  With her Snoops recorded,  a sharp tongue of steel and a smart wit to cut, all the Rumor Mongers she hates.  Out in the night rides "Me".   ;D :yes: I sure hope she and pariann don't turn out their lights and run into each other, :biggrin:

The Troll  :angel: :angel: :biggrin:

The Troll

#27
March 13, 2010, 11:28:54 AM
I heard that Palehorse, got rid of that old nag and got himself,  a P-51 Mustang with 6, 50cal. machine guns for his Super Hero collection.  Did I hear right.

me

#28
March 13, 2010, 12:05:51 PM
Not pink...no way. no how...I hate pink with a passion.... :gha: :puke:

Quote from: The Troll on March 13, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
  I've got one for "ME".  She's really sneekie,  :rolleyes: She got a shack down by the railroad tracks in old China Town. Its so tattered and torn that it's almost fallen to the ground.  So who would look for her there. :confused:

  She acts like the old woman lives in a shoe.  She got more grandkids than she knows what to do.  When they act up, she beats them all up  and put them to bed with nothing to eat.  :rant: With her hair up in a bun, her socks rolled down, big, big white tennis shoes who gona know that when the kids are asleep and nobody alookin. :o  :o

  She slips into her closet, with such a clatter the door blows open and with lights flashing and horns a blowin, out come "ME: a roaring.  All dressed in pink leathers and a Kevlar pink helmet and a pink Harley a roaring.  Its not Ms. ME but.  TAT TAT TAA ! It's the "PINK RUMOR ADVENGER"  Her power are great and fearsome at lest.   She armed with computer and  from a Thorn tree, a three foot club she made.  With her Snoops recorded,  a sharp tongue of steel and a smart wit to cut, all the Rumor Mongers she hates.  Out in the night rides "Me".   ;D :yes: I sure hope she and pariann don't turn out their lights and run into each other, :biggrin:

The Troll  :angel: :angel: :biggrin:
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The Troll

#29
March 13, 2010, 01:10:34 PM
Ok, PINK RUMOR ADVENGER, what color, RED, MUSTARD YELLOW?  Surly not pure as the driven snow WHITE?
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