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Started by The Troll, March 05, 2010, 07:32:12 PM

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The Troll

  Hey, guys I'm a borderline diabetic and all of this sugar and sweetness is driving me to my doctor for insulin shots.  I got something  I want to ask Ms."Me" and this might be like what a friend did when we were kids.

  We were out in the woods one day and we came across of a large Baldface hornet nest.  It was the largest nest we had ever seen and it was only 5 feet from the ground.

  Bubbles, my friend said let's get that nest.  I said, bubbles those hornets will chew us up. :no:   No said Bubbles I'll take this corn cob and push it in the bottom hole, we will take it home and put some gasoline on it, kill the hornets and we will take it to school.  :yes:

   Well, Bubbles crept  ;) up on the nest and crammed the cob into the hole.   :eek:  Not knowing that these nest's have five or six hidden openings in the sides of the nest.  You never saw such a cloud of angry hornets  :rant:  come swarming out of that nest and covering Bubbles.  I swear I had never seen Bubbles scream so loudly and run so fast, there was a five foot fence between him and a corn field.  He cleared the fence, I swear by at least three feet.  I think the corn field saved him from death or the hospital.  No more Hornet hunting for Bubbles.  :angel:  :angel:   :angel: So we will see what happens with Ms. "ME"  and the Troll  ;D  :yes:




  I think the corn field saved him from death of the hospital.  The hornest really ate him up.   

Bo D

Dude! Trust me on this! Sugar and sweetness is rare around here. I think you're safe.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

me

You're definitely safe Troll.  When you get into the normal flow of things you'll find that Henry Hawk and me are the ones getting pounced on, even though we're right most of the time, because we have different opinions on things from most of the rest.
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The Troll

Senility Prayer.  Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway.  The good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight of tell the difference.  Somebody say amen!

Henry Hawk

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


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"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Sandy Eggo

Troll might be your name, but it's Henry and "me's" game :biggrin:
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Bo D

Quote from: me on March 11, 2010, 04:50:57 PM
You're definitely safe Troll.  When you get into the normal flow of things you'll find that Henry Hawk and me are the ones getting pounced on, even though we're right most of the time, because we have different opinions on things from most of the rest.

:bsflag:

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

me

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Palehorse

You guys start sucking face a swapping spit and I am out of here. WTF is going on around here? Next thing you know you will be "sexting" one another or something!  :spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:
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pariann

Who says we aren't already?   
Looks like I've come full circle.

me

Quote from: Palehorse on March 11, 2010, 06:38:11 PM
You guys start sucking face a swapping spit and I am out of here. WTF is going on around here? Next thing you know you will be "sexting" one another or something!  :spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:
eeewwwww
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Sandy Eggo

I'm having an urge to sanitize my screen :spooked:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

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The Troll

   Hi guys been gone today.  Had some friends drop by and I took them up to the Hoosier Park Casino for the buffet.  Three of the party played the slots, I played the Blackjack.  I just don't like electronic  Blackjack tables.  I think they can be fixed and I think they are.  I never see anyone win at the table when I am there.  I have won and seen a lot of winning at French Lick and at the Hard Rock Casino in Tampa where they have a live dealers.  To day the table dealt it's self in 10 hands, 4 Blackjacks (21), 2 (21)  1 (20) 1 (19) 1(18) and busted (1)  I just got up from the table and found some where where you are not supposed  to win at all.  Slots.  :rant:  >:(

  I am now trying to compose a Post for "ME" and the Chicken Hawk, the hawk that never gets Foghorn Rooster.

  But they remind me a old, old joke.  This kid found a fresh pile or rabbit turds.  He pick one up and it was so round and a dark brownish, green in color.  He thought they were neat.  So he put them in a match box and was on his way home.  A friend seen his match box and said, what you got in the box.  The kid said, Smart Pills.  Let me see one, so he took one and all of a sudden he put it in his mouth.  The boy said, Hey, these pill taste like shit, which he replied, see you're smarter already.  Well,  George W. has been feeding this pills to ME and Henry and they think their are candy and tax cuts.   ;D  ;)  :o  The Troll.   :biggrin:

me

It just amazes me that people don't/didn't realize there was less being taken from them for taxes after the Bush tax cut.  I guess they'll get a sharp reminder come next year when the tax cuts fall off. 
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