BLACK FRIDAY

[followsthewolf]

OK. Let's see if we can refrain from further butt crack jokes.

The plumber working at my house is either getting angry or aroused.

I'm not about to inquire as to the determination.

[pariann]

What is the plumber at your house doing reading this thread while he's supposed to be working?

[Sandy Eggo]

LOL! Good point! Unless FTW doubles as the plumber.

[pariann]

And he doesn't want to question his own feelings?   Oh that's REALLY good. LOL

[followsthewolf]

Ahhhh.......I shoulda known when he opened up his case and I saw pipe wrenches painted pink.

[Elaine]

Crabby vicious crowds.....

want to have real fun with the crowds?  put something in your cart from electronics.  make sure it costs more than a hundred bucks.  walk all over the store. make sure people hear you.  then ditch the cart and watch the fun

[Palehorse]

want to have real fun with the crowds?  put something in your cart from electronics.  make sure it costs more than a hundred bucks.  walk all over the store. make sure people hear you.  then ditch the cart and watch the fun

Like watching a rugby match I bet!

[followsthewolf]

More fun --

Wrap your kitty litter or garbage in boxes with xmas paper on them.

Put them in an unattended cart outside a department store in a mall.

Park car nearby; sit and wait with camera/video recorder in hand.

Sip beverage of choice while recording the fun.

Laugh in an evil manner while watching battles erupt.

[Bo D]

More fun --

Wrap your kitty litter or garbage in boxes with xmas paper on them.

Put them in an unattended cart outside a department store in a mall.

Park car nearby; sit and wait with camera/video recorder in hand.

Sip beverage of choice while recording the fun.

Laugh in an evil manner while watching battles erupt.

More ways to have fun (adapted from that old e-mail 'Banned from Wal-Mart') ....

1.    Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2.    Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3.    Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4.    Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5.    Go to the Service Desk and try to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6.    Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7.    Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you would invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8.    When a clerk asks if they could help, begin crying and screaming, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9.    Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10.    While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are.

11.    Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12.    In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13.    Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14.    When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume a fetal position and scream, 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least...

15.    Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

[Henry Hawk]

15.    Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

for me, THIS one is today's winner..........

[Palehorse]

9.    Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

I'm doing this one! 

[me]

I like this one.

2.    Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

[Palehorse]

I might try the kitty litter gift box thing too! 

[Henry Hawk]

I might try the kitty litter gift box thing too! 

that would be good!!

[Palehorse]