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Bo D

November 05, 2009, 12:26:55 PM




How I learned to mind my own business


I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13.....13.'


The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....


Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!


Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
 
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Locutus

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November 05, 2009, 05:36:33 PM
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One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

followsthewolf

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November 05, 2009, 06:56:40 PM
Quote from: Olias on November 05, 2009, 12:26:55 PM



How I learned to mind my own business


I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13.....13.'


The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....


Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!


Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...



I laughed my ears off.  :biggrin: :biggrin:

The sad part is..........I have done enough stupid things to feel like this for real. :yes:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

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November 05, 2009, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on November 05, 2009, 06:56:40 PM

I laughed my ears off.  :biggrin: :biggrin:

The sad part is..........I have done enough stupid things to feel like this for real. :yes:

As long as we don't do them more than once, (twice at least once), we're fine!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

kimmi

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November 06, 2009, 06:56:22 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on November 05, 2009, 10:10:09 PM
As long as we don't do them more than once, (twice at least once), we're fine!  :biggrin:

Or we will be the ones yelling 14....14....14.... :biggrin:
Take time to smell the roses.

Palehorse

#5
November 06, 2009, 09:58:51 AM
Quote from: kimmi on November 06, 2009, 06:56:22 AM
Or we will be the ones yelling 14....14....14.... :biggrin:

:biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

damfast

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December 30, 2009, 10:15:44 AM
15 15 15
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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