Prayer sucks too!

[Locutus]

(crickets) . . .

I suspect it will remain that way. 

[pariann]

You wouldn't want to hear my opinion

[LOsborne]

That's the end of my diatribe.  Now if anyone at all can explain to me how this is even remotely rational thinking, I'll be in church on Sunday. 

I can't come up with any explanation which calls this rational thinking, but you should go to church this week. It's pot-luck Sunday. (I only go for the food.)

[Locutus]

You wouldn't want to hear my opinion

But of course I would. 

[Locutus]

I can't come up with any explanation which calls this rational thinking, but you should go to church this week. It's pot-luck Sunday. (I only go for the food.)

Of course you can't.   That's because it's simply irrational straight out of the gate. 


I may go for the food, but I'm not sayin' the blessing. 

[LOsborne]

I may go for the food, but I'm not sayin' the blessing. 

You might want to re-think that too. I understand the feller that prays over the vittles gets to be first in line.

[Palehorse]

. . .


I may go for the food, but I'm not sayin' the blessing. 

"To dah lawd let dah praises be. It's time for dinner now lets go eat! We got some beans and some good cornbread, and I listened to whut da preacher said!" ~ Lyle Lovett

You won't have to say the blessing. There are plenty of long winded individuals willing to hear themselves prattle on at these things.

[LOsborne]

There are plenty of long winded individuals willing to hear themselves prattle on at these things.

That's why we need to have Locutus do it. He'll be brief. The food will still be warm.

[Palehorse]

That's why we need to have Locutus do it. He'll be brief. The food will still be warm.

Naw. I'll just go to Bob Evans and skip the fractured fairy tales; thank you very much! 

[Palehorse]

Don't want no hockin' on muh bread!

[LOsborne]

Bread?  I'm guessing you didn't ever go to one of those churches where the communion wafers are these thin little wafers that stick to the roof of your mouth. Painful memory #23 -- trying to scrape the residue off my braces before I had to smile at the preacher-man.

[Palehorse]

Bread?  I'm guessing you didn't ever go to one of those churches where the communion wafers are these thin little wafers that stick to the roof of your mouth. Painful memory #23 -- trying to scrape the residue off my braces before I had to smile at the preacher-man.

Hell, I thought those things were crackers!  Used to smuggle a can of Cheeze Whiz in to put on em! 

[LOsborne]

Favorite communion memory:

My grandparents 60th anniversary. The family had to sit in the front pews. The preacher said, "Take, eat." He put the wafer in his mouth and promptly choked. I mean gagging, snorting, tears and snot running down his face choked! I lost it. Turning to my mother, I said, "I always had trouble swallowing that fantasy, too." Then she lost it. We fell off the pew laughing, and rolled on the floor. The deacons asked us to leave.

[Palehorse]

Favorite communion memory:

My grandparents 60th anniversary. The family had to sit in the front pews. The preacher said, "Take, eat." He put the wafer in his mouth and promptly choked. I mean gagging, snorting, tears and snot running down his face choked! I lost it. Turning to my mother, I said, "I always had trouble swallowing that fantasy, too." Then she lost it. We fell off the pew laughing, and rolled on the floor. The deacons asked us to leave.

LMFAO!

[Locutus]

If I say the blessing, we'll all get food poisoning.