Welcome Evansville/Princeton/Vincennes/Washington, IN!

[LOsborne]

... not far from Lucky Point where all the UFO's and weird sounds have recently been seen and heard by a county mountie ...

Ah ha! I knew it! Anywhere you have sasquatches, you also have ELFs. I'm not sure why -- they don't seem to like each other much. In fact, without Lester Sasquatch, members of the PPDC would have been in some sticky situations.  Ummm.... that "sticky" was not in any way directed toward Lester's grooming and hygiene.

Anyway, I believe it is imperative to find out if this old school bus shelter was, in fact, the sasquatch equivalent of a Smoky Mountains chalet (complete with heart-shaped bed and hot tub) and if it can be used this way again.

I'm going to mobilize the RMMT to mix up some rations that we can leave in go-cups as a lure.

[Lester Sasquatch]

Let's try to keep people from Martin County from posting here. They are mostly all liars. I can't tell you how many times those Martin County folks get lost in the woods and I help them out after they promise not to say anything about me. The very first thing they do is run to the paper and started telling them everything they know and some even make a bunch of stuff up like they "had to fight Bigfoot"! What a joke, if fighting weren't a violation of our moral code, I would challenge these liars to come back in the woods for a little match sometime.

[Palehorse]

I think I've seen your pictures a few times! 

[Lester Sasquatch]

I think I've seen your pictures a few times! 

You probably saw my cousin Ernie, he is a camera hog. Ever since they took that video of him while he was on vacation out West back in the late 60s he thinks he is quite a celebrity. By the way, I found an old rendering of Grampa Jackson for my avatar, I think that is the correct term. Bernice's oldest son Wilbur helped my install it on the computer somehow, he is real smart.

[followsthewolf]

Doesn't Wilbur do a short stint now & then with a traveling show? Coulda swore I saw him last week at the county fair. Well, at least I think I saw a bunch of his offspring in the audience.

[LOsborne]

... at least I think I saw a bunch of his offspring in the audience.

If they had both eyes on the same side of the nose they are from the Martin County clan. It's a genetic flaw caused by inbreeding, and is one of the reasons we at the PPDC keep trying to promote Lester's romance with Doreen (Loraine?). Even though she isn't nearly good enough for him, her DNA would enlarge the gene pool.

[followsthewolf]

Yeah, that's them. Looked like a school of grouper.

Gene pool? Looks more like a really small mud puddle to me.

[LOsborne]

By the way, I found an old rendering of Grampa Jackson for my avatar...

I just changed my avatar back to the old "Lolly Dolly" I used to have when we first knew each other. The "wheelchair ninja" is cool, this one has more history.

[The Troll]

I just changed my avatar back to the old "Lolly Dolly" I used to have when we first knew each other. The "wheelchair ninja" is cool, this one has more history.

Now all we have to do is take Buddy Holly record Maybe Baby and change to Lolly Dolly.   

[The Troll]

Now all we have to do is take Buddy Holly record Maybe Baby and change to Lolly Dolly.   

 

  Lolly Dolly, Lolly Dolly, I'll have you.  Lolly Dolly  you'll be true.  Lolly Dolly, I'll have you for me.  It's funny honey you don't care, never listen to my prayer.  Lolly Dolly, you will love me some day.  Good old Buddy Holly.