Obama Slams Health Care Critics For Spreading "Outlandish Rumors"

[me]

Damn and here I've been going around for 30yrs+ thinking that....Thanks Bo I feel a little better now.  I have been railing on both repubs and dems for that one....

More REAL facts ....


All members of Congress pay Social Security taxes in the same amounts as they would if they were employed in the private sector at the same salary level. The amount of a congressional pension varies and depends on years of service, age at the time of retirement, and salary.
http://www.senate.gov/reference/common/faq/retirement_for_members.shtml

[Sandy Eggo]

Is there an ointment for that

[Palehorse]

Is there an ointment for that

I hear preparation H works on it. 

[Exterminator]

Don't bet on it bucko....

Oooooo...I can almost hear the clanking of your walker gaining on me!   

[Bo D]

I hear preparation H works on it. 

I think she uses KY. Makes it easier to pull all those big fabrications out of her beeehind.

[me]

I think you should know you're talking to an active red head who borders on being hyperactive here and though I might be swinging a 10lb sledge now instead of a 16 I can still whip yer ass ya little upstart.....   I might also add I can use a lasso to reel ya in if I have to.....

[Bo D]

I could have sworn you were blond.

[me]

I could have sworn you were blond.

Nope just practicin' for it.   

[Exterminator]

I think you should know you're talking to an active red head who borders on being hyperactive here and though I might be swinging a 10lb sledge now instead of a 16 I can still whip yer ass ya little upstart.....   I might also add I can use a lasso to reel ya in if I have to.....

That's probably true only because I don't hit women but you should still try to avoid letting your fingers write checks that your ass can't cash.  And I'm guessing it's been quite a few years since your hair was naturally red?   

[me]

That's probably true only because I don't hit women but you should still try to avoid letting your fingers write checks that your ass can't cash.  And I'm guessing it's been quite a few years since your hair was naturally red?   

I have never and will never put any kind of coloring on my hair.  If it turns white so be it I will have earned every last strand.

[Exterminator]

I have never and will never put any kind of coloring on my hair.  If it turns white so be it I will have earned every last strand.

[me]

[pariann]

I have never and will never put any kind of coloring on my hair.  If it turns white so be it I will have earned every last strand.

I put color on my hair.  I earned all those white strands I have, but I don't need to share what I earn with everyone else.

[me]

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care bill.....

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step backward, and the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say yes.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.


- author unknown

[Sandy Eggo]

Clever