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Started by Sandy Eggo, July 14, 2009, 11:45:13 PM

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Sandy Eggo

July 14, 2009, 11:45:13 PM
QuoteA man was kidnapped, force-fed beer and then abandoned on a Utah roadside in a possible case of mistaken identity, police say.

The victim - whose name and age were not available - was found by a passer-by walking across Legacy Highway near Centerville at about 9 a.m. Saturday, the Deseret News reported.

The man said he had been kidnapped roughly three hours earlier, according to Salt Lake Police Sgt. Dennis McGowan.

The victim, who was not seriously injured, told police he parked his car near his home when two Spanish-speaking men dragged him out into the driveway, the newspaper reported.

He was then allegedly thrown into their red pickup truck, where he claims the men pulled a bag over his head, bound his hands and feet with a wire coat hanger and put a gun to his stomach.

"They told him this was their area and that he can't sell drugs here," McGowan told the Deseret News.

McGowan told the paper the kidnappers force-fed the man two cans of beer prior to throwing him out of the truck, probably in an attempt to pass him off as a drunk who concocted the abduction story.

http://foxnews.mobi/content.html?contentId=43139

I'm sorry, but I think there's something missing from this man's story. I just don't see something like this ending this way. :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

pariann

#1
July 14, 2009, 11:55:48 PM
May I make a request??  When you post these article blurbs...instead of quoting...could you like...maybe...italicize?  The letters are so tiny..I have a hard time reading the article.  This time, I used the Zoom In feature of Firefox to see what it said.  Not trying to be bitchy...just a request. :wink:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Elaine

#2
July 15, 2009, 10:09:12 AM
well, i believe him.  or he was supposed to be walking the dog and stopped at a local pub instead.
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Exterminator

#3
July 15, 2009, 10:24:36 AM
 Beer boarding is torture!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#4
July 15, 2009, 10:26:50 AM
I have used that same exact story on my wife SEVERAL times....
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#5
July 15, 2009, 10:29:20 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 10:26:50 AM
I have used that same exact story on my wife SEVERAL times....

So have I!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#6
July 15, 2009, 10:37:18 AM
Why are you using that story on Henry's wife?  :eek:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

#7
July 15, 2009, 10:38:24 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:37:18 AM
Why are you using that story on Henry's wife?  :eek:

:confused:   hey!!!........wtf?   :confused:

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#8
July 15, 2009, 10:40:27 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:37:18 AM
Why are you using that story on Henry's wife?  :eek:

Because she buys it!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#9
July 15, 2009, 10:56:36 AM
Psst...Henry...here's a suggestion for you:  Chop him in the throat!!!
Looks like I've come full circle.

Exterminator

#10
July 15, 2009, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:56:36 AM
Psst...Henry...here's a suggestion for you:  Chop him in the throat!!!

I'll sic the person on him who told me the other day that she's a yellow belt in Tae Bo!  LMFAO!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#11
July 15, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:56:36 AM
Psst...Henry...here's a suggestion for you:  Chop him in the throat!!!

with a 2 x 4.... >:(
thx pari.. :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#12
July 15, 2009, 11:22:15 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
with a 2 x 4.... >:(
thx pari.. :yes:

You'd better eat your Wheaties, Mr. *****-boy.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#13
July 15, 2009, 11:24:06 AM
:spooked:

Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

#14
July 15, 2009, 11:28:27 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 11:22:15 AM
You'd better eat your Wheaties, Mr. *****-boy.

I will with one foot on your chest......as I pose for the new cover of Wheaties....Breakfast of Champions.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW
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