Happiness is Saddam's Gun

[Bo D]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/06/us/06gun.html
Hussein's Gun May Go on Display at Bush Library

I made a few changes. Please feel welcome to make more! 

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he's not a guy who misses much
Do do do do do do, oh, yeah

he's well acquainted
With the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the
Multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots

Lying with his eyes
While his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife
Which he ate and donated to the National Trust

I need a fix ?cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix ?cause I'm going down

Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is Saddam's gun
(Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness is Saddam's gun mama
(Bang bang, shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms
(Oh yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger
(Ooo, oh yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm
(Ooo, oh yeah)

Because happiness is Saddam's gun mama
(Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness is Saddam's gun, yes it is
(Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness is Saddam's, yes it is, gun
(Happiness, bang bang, shoot shoot)
Well, don't you know that happiness is Saddam's gun mama
(Happiness is Saddam's gun yeah)

[LOsborne]

According to Lester Sasquatch (whose expertise on Beatles trivia is unmatched here in god's half-acre) this song has been usurped by the reptilian aliens as a rallying anthem. Tell-tale lyrics are these:

Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate

So be aware, Bo, that when you promote it, you are inadvertantly promoting the reptilians agenda of turning the planet into a factory farm (Soylent Green is PEOPLE!) I don't think Saddam was a reptilian. He definitely wasn't a Nordic. And the grays are more subtle.