Who smokes pipes anymore?

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I'm talking about tobacco pipes.  I'm fully aware that plenty of pipes are used for smoking other recreational drugs, but tobacco?

C'mon.  That went out with Ward Cleaver didn't it?

Well, apparently someone needs to pass that along to the jackass that was sitting next to me at the bar at Shouts Saturday night.  Your cherry-flavored pipe smoke drifting in my face was extremely annoying.  I'm sure smoking that pipe while gumming down your tuna melt and chips makes you a real babe-magnet, though. 

I could have moved, yeah.  But that's not the point.  I was there first.  It wouldn't hurt to ask, "Do you mind if I smoke this?"  Instead you puffed away.

So, instead of the usual cigarette smoke infested sweater I usually come home wearing on my trips to Anderson's finest establishment, I smelled like I had been in some library filled with men who have handlebar mustaches wearing monocles as they puff away in high-back leather chairs.