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Wake up, America, before it's too late!

Started by Gardengirl, June 25, 2009, 09:53:38 PM

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Bo D

#45
June 30, 2009, 11:41:48 AM
A thesaurus can be a useful tool ...... in the right hands.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

followsthewolf

#46
June 30, 2009, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 30, 2009, 11:09:36 AM
Please, allow me to reconstruct, lOsborne, it is of my deepest concern, that you do not comprehend fully, my innermost being. I would like to confess, that I never petitioned to comprehend anything about the source other than, it is ALWAYS, seems to be the case where Exterminator, refers to someone as a "bitch", if you will, because they do not concur with him....I can be concerned less about the composer, maybe she is a "bitch", but the original message that stilted all this, was that her analyses was not bigoted nor raciest, nor did I see anything that she said that was erroneous....it was her postulated material.


I am befogged and benumbed by the preceding analyses (sic).

Although, to be sure, it most assuredly was NOT the raciest (sic) post I have ever read -- even though the original author exposed her "postulated material."

Perhaps it would have been racier if she had exposed her posterior material instead.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Henry Hawk

#47
June 30, 2009, 05:12:25 PM
 ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

LOsborne

#48
June 30, 2009, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 30, 2009, 11:09:36 AM
Although, to be sure, it most assuredly was NOT the raciest (sic) post I have ever read -- even though the original author exposed her "postulated material."

Perhaps it would have been racier if she had exposed her posterior material instead.
That is probably doable, for the proper ROI. I'll volunteer. Except I'm afraid if I did poor Henry would be reduced to gibbering incomprehensibly -- Oh Wait!! He's already done that! -- and then Pari, Ex, FTW and Bo would be stuck with the task of Deconstructing Henry!

Postulated HAH! Who was the character in The Princess Bride who said, "you keep saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it means"?

Palehorse

#49
July 01, 2009, 12:15:59 PM
Wait! Why would you "do poor Henry", and why would he agree to be done?
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#50
July 01, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
It's part of that "stick a meaningful fork in me -- I've been done" procedure.

Couldn't get the smile off his face with a belt sander.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#51
July 01, 2009, 05:16:55 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on July 01, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
It's part of that "stick a meaningful fork in me -- I've been done" procedure.

Couldn't get the smile off his face with a belt sander.
:biggrin:

So it is an elective procedure not covered by insurance!

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

LOsborne

#52
July 01, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 01, 2009, 12:15:59 PM
Wait! Why would you "do poor Henry", and why would he agree to be done?
Quote from: followsthewolf on July 01, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
It's part of that "stick a meaningful fork in me -- I've been done" procedure.
Hold it! If I do Henry, there isn't going to be any fork sticking in me -- no matter how meaningful! You guys are too kinky for this simple farm girl. I was just looking for a chapter for my book. Or a little hush money. That works too.

As for why: why did Monica do Bill, Maria do Mark, Kay do Ike... and so forth. ROI, of course.

Palehorse

#53
July 01, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on July 01, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
. . .

As for why: why did Monica do Bill, Maria do Mark, Kay do Ike... and so forth. ROI, of course.

:think:




(Wonder what kind of ROI can be obtained by doing a chicken hawk?)


:thinking2:

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#54
July 01, 2009, 09:32:33 PM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

pariann

#55
July 02, 2009, 12:06:33 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 01, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
:think:




(Wonder what kind of ROI can be obtained by doing a chicken hawk?)


:thinking2:


Well I'm betting it's a good one if you happen to be a chicken.   And I'll stop there, because my thought was a little too perverted for little old prudish Pari.
Looks like I've come full circle.

me

#56
July 02, 2009, 12:48:23 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 02, 2009, 12:06:33 AM
Well I'm betting it's a good one if you happen to be a chicken.   And I'll stop there, because my thought was a little too perverted for little old prudish Pari.
:eek:
Trump 2020

LOsborne

#57
July 02, 2009, 07:42:36 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 01, 2009, 08:30:50 PM

(Wonder what kind of ROI can be obtained by doing a chicken hawk?)

I thought maybe he would pay me not to. Y'all make things too complicated.

Palehorse

#58
July 02, 2009, 07:47:25 AM
Quote from: LOsborne on July 02, 2009, 07:42:36 AM
I thought maybe he would pay me not to. Y'all make things too complicated.

Like a wheelchair, headband, and samuri sword aren't complicated?   :razz: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

LOsborne

#59
July 02, 2009, 08:03:26 AM
Not at all. If I added the pearls, it would be too complicated.

Regarding your new tag-line. Just who tricked you easy?
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