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IYT

September 21, 2006, 09:12:02 AM
Had a bad day you'd like to forget.  Come tell us about it so we can remind you later. :razz:
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Sandy Eggo

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September 21, 2006, 09:53:48 AM
Speaking of Alzheimers...

My son has trouble remembering anything. I used to keep track of all of his assignments, reports, general due dates. Anyway, I forgot one. He was upset with me! Can you believe that?! So, I said, "Look, you are 13  years old and you should be able to remember this for yourself. As I get older, I am forgetting more and more stuff everyday, to the point that I'm frightened about the things I'm not remembering. I may have early stages of Alzheimers..so my suggestion to you is to start remembering this crap, before I forget who you are."  :biggrin:

Didn't help. LOL But I thought it was funny.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

IYT

#2
September 21, 2006, 10:11:54 AM
Hmmm, a pen and paper can sometimes be the best memory device.  I wouldn't be a pretend doctor if it weren't for pens and papers.
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Fatcats Mom

#3
September 21, 2006, 10:30:58 AM
I forgot what we were talking about? :wink:

IYT

#4
September 21, 2006, 10:34:59 AM
I think it had something to do with golf...the Ryder Cup maybe.
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Cookie Parker

#5
September 21, 2006, 11:59:57 AM
Cups?  Yeah, on the counter or up in the shelf, generally.. :confused:
Alan Cohen:

    It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

Sandy Eggo

#6
September 21, 2006, 12:51:50 PM
Oh Cookie, you're so forgetful...Bra cups..we're talking about bra cups...
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Cookie Parker

#7
September 21, 2006, 01:01:58 PM
Put those cups in my bra?  My god that would SO hurt when I ran into the door jam...what kind of nonsense are we doing here...and where the heck are my drugs? :confused:
Alan Cohen:

    It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

IYT

#8
September 21, 2006, 01:07:37 PM
Quote from: Cookie Parker on September 21, 2006, 01:01:58 PM
Put those cups in my bra?  My god that would SO hurt when I ran into the door jam...what kind of nonsense are we doing here...and where the heck are my drugs? :confused:

You need to go to the Keith Richard's Wing for all your head's needs.
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Fatcats Mom

#9
September 21, 2006, 01:12:06 PM
Quote from: Cookie Parker on September 21, 2006, 01:01:58 PM
Put those cups in my bra?  My god that would SO hurt when I ran into the door jam...what kind of nonsense are we doing here...and where the heck are my drugs? :confused:



I just remembered............You crack me up! :jester:

Cookie Parker

#10
September 21, 2006, 01:12:21 PM
All righty then....just turn my shoulders and point me in the general direction.... :yes: :no: :razz: :o :confused:
Alan Cohen:

    It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

IYT

#11
September 21, 2006, 01:14:16 PM
I'll have to consult my building layout.  For some reason, once you get here, it's hard to find your way out.
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Cookie Parker

#12
September 21, 2006, 01:17:03 PM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on September 21, 2006, 01:14:16 PM
I'll have to consult my building layout.  For some reason, once you get here, it's hard to find your way out.

All righty then, I'll just bounce off these walls...where can I put the cups?
Alan Cohen:

    It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

Fatcats Mom

#13
September 21, 2006, 01:17:18 PM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on September 21, 2006, 01:14:16 PM
I'll have to consult my building layout.  For some reason, once you get here, it's hard to find your way out.



But it's fun, no matter which hall you go down!

Cookie Parker

#14
September 21, 2006, 01:22:43 PM
Quote from: Fatcats Mom on September 21, 2006, 01:17:18 PM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on September 21, 2006, 01:14:16 PM
I'll have to consult my building layout.  For some reason, once you get here, it's hard to find your way out.



But it's fun, no matter which hall you go down!

LOL!!!!  Especially since I can't remember what they look like the minute I go by them...it all seems new to me again and again!!!!

O...who are you?  And did you see that wall?  Great wall!!!
Alan Cohen:

    It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.
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