Should Scott Roeder receive the death penalty?

[Freethinker]

Yum.... biscuits and gravy... the real breakfast of champions!

Anyway... I agree that there needs to be prison reform, but also think being confined anywhere is a worse punishment than death -- even if there is tv or 3 yukkie meals a day.

[Henry Hawk]

Didn't have wheaties...had biscuits and gravy!   

did somebody piss in them?..   cause THAT would be ashame!!...

I LOVE Biscuts and Gravy...

[LOsborne]

Oh crap! Have they spread up north too? The PPDC (Paranoid People of Daviess County) have been investigating this threat. All indications are they have come from the flesh-eating bacteria which is carried by the chupacabras, cross-breeding with brown floaters from Hawkins Creek. A friend of mine has developed a chupacabras repellent, but it smells wretched, and has no effect on the mutated bacteria. We are currently seeking a natural predator for this scourge.

I am team leader of the RMMT (Rapid Margarita Mixing Team) branch of the PPDC. If you are interested, we could set up a network for sharing intelligence.

Y'all crackin' me up!

It's not funny, Bo. Lester Sasquatch is so despondent over the disfigurement left by the flesh-eating bacteria (although ya have look real close to see it on Lester) that he has stopped coming to the Dew Drop Inn at closing time to walk Loraine Willard home. That leaves the Martin County sasquatch clan as the only breeding population -- and they all have both eyes on the same side of the nose! It's a genetic flaw caused by inbreeding, not a sasquatch characteristic. And even though Loraine is human (we think,) we, at the PPDC, viewed her relationship with Lester as our best hope to revitalize the gene pool. Other than bleach, of course.

Anyway, if you will laugh at the chupacabras flesh-eating bacteria cross-breeding with the brown floaters, you would probably think our battle to thwart the aliens' (the reptilian strain, not the grays) attempt to infiltrate our county government is a real knee-slapper. Folks like you are gonna be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes!

[Sandy Eggo]

1. how can one get a spot on the RMMT?

2. I used to be pro-capitol punishment, but I've changed my position over the years mostly for the reason that Freethinker mentioned. When we plan to take life and do it, then we are no better than them. I agree w/Locutus too, it's about retribution, but for what purpose? The death of a killer doesn't bring the loved one back and death isn't punishment. The killer stops suffering the minute the proverbial switch is flipped. It just seems pointless...

Now, back to the RMMT

[LOsborne]

1. how can one get a spot on the RMMT?

Well, speed is important, of course, as well as accuracy. And you have to be able to pass our extensive background check. We also value a real dedication to exposing and obstructing the natural and paranormal conspiracies threatening our way of life.

But if you show up with tequila, you're pretty much in.

[Exterminator]

But if you show up with tequila, you're pretty much in.

In what?   

[LOsborne]

In what?   

In...ebriated. (snicker)

[Bo D]

It's not funny, Bo. Lester Sasquatch is so despondent over the disfigurement left by the flesh-eating bacteria (although ya have look real close to see it on Lester) that he has stopped coming to the Dew Drop Inn at closing time to walk Loraine Willard home. That leaves the Martin County sasquatch clan as the only breeding population -- and they all have both eyes on the same side of the nose! It's a genetic flaw caused by inbreeding, not a sasquatch characteristic. And even though Loraine is human (we think,) we, at the PPDC, viewed her relationship with Lester as our best hope to revitalize the gene pool. Other than bleach, of course.

Anyway, if you will laugh at the chupacabras flesh-eating bacteria cross-breeding with the brown floaters, you would probably think our battle to thwart the aliens' (the reptilian strain, not the grays) attempt to infiltrate our county government is a real knee-slapper. Folks like you are gonna be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes!

I'm so sorry! I didn't realize that is was such a serious subject. Please excuse me while I writhe around in pain from injuries sustained while trying to muffle my laughter yet again.



I love it!!!!!!

[Palehorse]

Well, speed is important, of course, as well as accuracy. And you have to be able to pass our extensive background check. We also value a real dedication to exposing and obstructing the natural and paranormal conspiracies threatening our way of life.

But if you show up with tequila, you're pretty much in.