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Started by Elaine, May 30, 2009, 07:07:13 PM

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Elaine

May 30, 2009, 07:07:13 PM
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?


Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Sandy Eggo

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May 30, 2009, 07:22:27 PM
:biggrin: Ihop :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

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June 01, 2009, 07:49:11 AM
 :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

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June 01, 2009, 01:03:09 PM
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Elaine

#4
June 02, 2009, 02:51:23 PM
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?


If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?


When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Bo D

#5
June 02, 2009, 03:18:08 PM
Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Henry Hawk

#6
June 03, 2009, 12:45:17 PM
That in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

seen2much

#7
June 18, 2009, 09:04:03 AM
Why do they have Braille dots on drive up ATMs?
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The simplest toy, one that even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent............Sam Levenson

Elaine

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June 18, 2009, 09:04:39 AM
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Exterminator

#9
June 18, 2009, 09:15:02 AM
Quote from: Elaine on June 01, 2009, 01:03:09 PM
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot...

There is never anyone driving faster than me.  :no:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Exterminator

#10
June 18, 2009, 09:16:11 AM
 Why are there so many syllables in monosyllabic?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Sandy Eggo

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June 19, 2009, 01:49:35 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 03, 2009, 12:45:17 PM
That in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Would you believe I have thought of that? I don't know why. Could be the co-worker who is older now and ready to retire who told a story about her wild youth and wanting a butterfly tattooed on her hip. She's happy that she didn't do it now, because she said it would be a Monarch butterfly w/droopy wings. :biggrin:

I wonder if those people who put the spacers in their ears so that they have big loops of skin hanging down have considered what that will look like when they're 80. ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Henry Hawk

#12
June 19, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on June 19, 2009, 01:49:35 PM
Would you believe I have thought of that? I don't know why. Could be the co-worker who is older now and ready to retire who told a story about her wild youth and wanting a butterfly tattooed on her hip. She's happy that she didn't do it now, because she said it would be a Monarch butterfly w/droopy wings. :biggrin:

I wonder if those people who put the spacers in their ears so that they have big loops of skin hanging down have considered what that will look like when they're 80. ;D

That is another SCAREY thought....... :spooked:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW
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