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Exterminator

February 09, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
As seen in a personal ad for a woman in Elwood who describes herself as a "modavated strong indapendent women":

Smoking Smokes often

Alcohol Drinks socially

Education Some High School

Employment Status Unemployed

Has Kids Yes - at home full-time

Wants (more) Kids Yes

And here's the kicker...

Political Views Very conservative

Of course you are... :rolleyes:

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Ma and Pa

#1
February 09, 2009, 04:13:29 PM
That poor woman has really dug herself a hole, hasn't she? Not a very hot commodity on the market, but then again, this is Madison Co., so I guess she does have a shot.

followsthewolf

#2
February 09, 2009, 04:55:17 PM
Sounds like she has taken one too many shots.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

me

#3
February 09, 2009, 05:50:06 PM
Honesty is not always the best policy. 
Trump 2020

kimmi

#4
February 09, 2009, 06:04:57 PM
Um...


Ah...


Whoa!!!
Take time to smell the roses.

Palehorse

#5
February 09, 2009, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 09, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
As seen in a personal ad for a woman in Elwood who describes herself as a "modavated strong indapendent women":

Smoking Smokes often

Alcohol Drinks socially

Education Some High School

Employment Status Unemployed

Has Kids Yes - at home full-time

Wants (more) Kids Yes

And here's the kicker...

Political Views Very conservative

Of course you are... :rolleyes:



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Where's Hitler when you need him?  :rolleyes:
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

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kimmi

#6
February 09, 2009, 08:22:51 PM
So bad!   :biggrin:
Take time to smell the roses.

Palehorse

#7
February 09, 2009, 08:23:58 PM
Quote from: kimmi on February 09, 2009, 08:22:51 PM
So bad!   :biggrin:

:devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil4: Oh wait! That's where he is!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#8
February 09, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
 :biggrin:
Trump 2020

pariann

#9
February 27, 2009, 09:59:38 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 09, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
As seen in a personal ad for a woman in Elwood who describes herself as a "modavated strong indapendent women":

Smoking Smokes often

Alcohol Drinks socially

Education Some High School

Employment Status Unemployed

Has Kids Yes - at home full-time

Wants (more) Kids Yes

And here's the kicker...

Political Views Very conservative

Of course you are... :rolleyes:


I'm ALMOST her, but I can spell :wink: :

"motivated strong independent woman":

Smoking: Smokes often

Alcohol: In my coffee, occassionally

Education: Some Jr College, and distance learning over and above High School

Employment Status: Self-employed

Has Kids: Yes - at home full-time

Wants (more) Kids: Yes, but can't have them, and refuse IVF.

Political Views: I view whatever politics they are showing on the tv.
Looks like I've come full circle.
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