My Next Life...

[Henry Hawk]

I got this email today....i really like this thought...


My Next Life


I want to live my next life backwards!


You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.


Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.


several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.


When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.


You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon

you're too young to work.


So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.


As you get even younger, you become a kid again.


You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.


In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged

keeping you happy..


You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like

conditions: central heating , room service on tap.


Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
 
 



I rest my case.

[Sandy Eggo]

[Mr442]

Where do I sign up for that program?