LDS Gospel Doctrine

[followsthewolf]

Make on Yuengling Black and Tan.

Or Dortmunder Gold, please.

[LOsborne]

Well foo-ey (that's a compromise 'cause I'm in the "moderated" section,) if ya'll want top-shelf refreshments, it's gonna half to be BYOB. I'm bringing Black Jack.

[me]

TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!

(DON'T BE PEEKIN AT MY JUNK!)

[The Troll]

May God have mercy on your soul and grant you peace. You need it.

  I'll bet your a miserable old son-of-a-bitch to be around.  I can see all of your freind gathered around having a good time.    Like, Hey, Doc, let's get a six pack (beer) and some bait and I'll get my bass boat and we will go fishing and have a real good time.  You wouldn't know what a good time is, with all of that smiteing and cry and bitching, like all Teabagging Republicans do.

   And as far as having a soul, I think you're right.  There is no God, never has been and there will never be.  What in hell would I need a soul for.  If I had religion, being around you, I'm quite sure I would loose it.      To you Doc,

[The Troll]

  Where did you go Doc.  I was waiting for some smitting, hell raising, going to hell sermon.    and the Holy