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Three Things I Will Not Do Today

Started by Elaine, May 28, 2009, 09:29:09 AM

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mageepet

#75
June 16, 2009, 02:00:53 PM
1. Kill my brother-in-law

2. Assume the porn on my computer came from the prince LOL

3.  Cry over the hail damage to my flowers ..sniff, sniff

mageepet

#76
June 16, 2009, 02:39:36 PM
1. Forget to read previous posts about hoses

2. Ask for addresses of guys who brag about their hoses

3. Email wives to see if hose stories are true

seen2much

#77
June 18, 2009, 09:15:20 AM
1. Go fishing  (too windy)

2. Bite my tonails

3. Walk barefoot on the hot pavement
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Sandy Eggo

#78
June 19, 2009, 01:46:28 PM
1. Run away from home

2. Ride a bull

3. Kiss a frog
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

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