Vacations: Why Sex Is Better Away From Home
Yet another good reason to go on vacation: better sex.
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At my age, I'll take it where I can and be happy.
:biggrin:
:yes: :biggrin: What he said^
It's good to me on vacation or at home. :biggrin:
Quote from: Bo D on June 17, 2008, 09:31:57 AM
At my age, I'll take it where I can and be happy.
:biggrin:
:eek: :biggrin:
shoot, at MY age, Ill take it where I can.
by vacation = hotel room. any room, any where--even very local.
then you can do things that would spoil the sanctity of your own bed. don't forget to tip the cleaning lady.
Could we get a detailed list of those things?
And type it slowly....
lmfao. i can't even go into detail. or i'll need to rent a room. (and find a willing participant. that's harder than you might think. lol.)
You just haven't been looking in the right bars and pool rooms.
There are 'right' bars?
Quote from: ~vxn~ on July 01, 2008, 02:16:26 PM
lmfao. i can't even go into detail. or i'll need to rent a room. (and find a willing participant that's harder than you might think. lol.)
I guessing the 'sanctity' of my bed is already spoiled (and I took the liberty of removing the extra period you had in the portion of your post in parenthesis).
there are some things i can only do in a bed i'll never see again. :smitten:
(uh, thank you for correcting me? :icon_twisted: ) lol.
Quote from: ~vxn~ on July 02, 2008, 02:15:58 PM
there are some things i can only do in a bed i'll never see again. :smitten:
I'd see it on the video tape anyway. :icon_twisted:
Why are we limiting ourselves to "beds?"
:icon_twisted:
We aren't.
Good.....but to bring the bench here may be going just a tad too far.
:icon_twisted:
I know where we can get a cushion. :wink:
Can we get some privacy here! :icon_twisted:
(http://bestsmileys.com/peeping/4.gif)
LOL.....I knew there was something pervy about you.
:biggrin:
Quote from: Bo D on July 02, 2008, 04:08:03 PM
Why are we limiting ourselves to "beds?"
:icon_twisted:
:biggrin:
Swimming pools, hot tubs, car back seats, parents bed, kitchen floor, kitchen table, neighbors cutting board are all completely in bounds in my book. :eek:
hospital play room (hey, it was under construction--no one was ever going to play in there again), picnic table (accidentally under a lamp post), grocery store, bathrooms, etc.
omg, neighbor's cutting board?
Grocery store? Where in the grocery store?
Duh, the peach section fireguy. :eek: :biggrin:
Did I mention the beach and why not to have it there? Freaking sand.
Pari, not sure if you know about this new technology yet, but they have these things call blankets you can lay over the sand. It works great for not getting sand in yer craw. :eek:
Uhm......wrong. Sand gets everywhere, EVERY WHERE.
Quote from: pariann on July 18, 2008, 12:01:44 PM
Uhm......wrong. Sand gets everywhere, EVERY WHERE.
:eek:
My first time was in the back of a VW microbus.... :biggrin:
Quote from: pariann on July 18, 2008, 12:01:44 PM
Uhm......wrong. Sand gets everywhere, EVERY WHERE.
not if you're on top. :icon_twisted:
Quote from: fireguy on July 18, 2008, 10:22:19 AM
Grocery store? Where in the grocery store?
MEAT DEPARTMENT.
I should have known. Where do you shop, again?
lmfao.
walmart. lol. hooray for walmart friday.
We have one of those here. You should visit it; it might be better than the one you have there... ;)
is the meat fresh? (asked the vegetarian. lol.)
New to you. lol
I'm a vegetarian, my my wifes not, thank the stars. :biggrin:
I'm going on vacation so we'll see. :biggrin: Leaving in a few hours and coming back sometime Sunday. :razz:
Quote from: ~vxn~ on July 18, 2008, 03:29:32 PM
not if you're on top. :icon_twisted:
Someone was on top..and it sand was EVERYWHERE
hmm... i grew up a block from the beach--i only had sand in undesirable places once. lol. maybe you need more sand practice.
Quote from: konquererz on July 18, 2008, 03:36:48 PM
I'm a vegetarian, my my wifes not, thank the stars. :biggrin:
lol.... that was wrong. lolol....
Quote from: fireguy on July 18, 2008, 03:33:53 PM
New to you. lol
hahahahah.... you have a point there.
Quote from: ~vxn~ on July 20, 2008, 01:34:22 PM
hmm... i grew up a block from the beach--i only had sand in undesirable places once. lol. maybe you need more sand practice.
I'm no where near a beach. Besides, that one experience ruined it for me.
Who belongs to the mile high club?
Quote from: Isabelle on August 24, 2008, 07:55:03 AM
Who belongs to the mile high club?
I've kissed in freefall; does that count?
how about a tree-house...30' in the air?...
Quote from: Exterminator on August 26, 2008, 03:02:19 PM
I've kissed in freefall; does that count?
that's hot. lol.
Does the 5th floor of a motel room count?
lol.
Quote from: konquererz on July 18, 2008, 11:49:46 AM
Pari, not sure if you know about this new technology yet, but they have these things call blankets you can lay over the sand. It works great for not getting sand in yer craw. :eek:
After 26 kids, that "craw" covers a lot of ground.
:lol: j/k
yeah yeah yeah.
DOH! :o
oooh... damn...
he's just a blowhard, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Is that the copper?
:spooked:
did someone say handcuffs? i swear i heard the majoc word. :spooked:
Whip me, beat me, teach me love.
Quote from: ~vxn~ on January 05, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
did someone say handcuffs? i swear i heard the majoc word. :spooked:
LMAO @ majoc! It sounds uhhhh BIG! LMAO! :spooked:
Quote from: Exterminator on January 05, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
Whip me, beat me, teach me love.
Yer too willing...... :biggrin:
and some day, i will learn how to type. lol...
the word must have gotten me all flustered. lol.
mmm... hurt me. lol..
Quote from: ~vxn~ on January 06, 2009, 09:08:01 PM
and some day, i will learn how to type. lol...
the word must have gotten me all flustered. lol.
mmm... hurt me. lol..
I was going to post a pic of handcuffs but if just seeing the word gets you that excited maybe I'd better not post a pic.... :biggrin: