Vacations: Why Sex Is Better Away From Home

[pariann]

We aren't.

[Bo D]

Good.....but to bring the bench here may be going just a tad too far.

[pariann]

I know where we can get a cushion.

[Bo D]

Can we get some privacy here! 

[me]

[pariann]

LOL.....I knew there was something pervy about you.

[me]

 

[American_Woman]

Why are we limiting ourselves to "beds?"

[konquererz]

Swimming pools, hot tubs, car back seats, parents bed, kitchen floor, kitchen table, neighbors cutting board are all completely in bounds in my book. 

[~vxn~]

hospital play room (hey, it was under construction--no one was ever going to play in there again), picnic table (accidentally under a lamp post), grocery store, bathrooms, etc.

omg, neighbor's cutting board?

[fireguy]

Grocery store? Where in the grocery store?

[konquererz]

Duh, the peach section fireguy.

[pariann]

Did I mention the beach and why not to have it there?  Freaking sand.

[konquererz]

Pari, not sure if you know about this new technology yet, but they have these things call blankets you can lay over the sand.  It works great for not getting sand in yer craw. 

[pariann]

Uhm......wrong.  Sand gets everywhere, EVERY WHERE.