OK--it's starting to suck that I can't complete a task without taking some sort of pain narcotic--is that an oxymoron?
Anyway--I'm TOTALLY over this shit!!! The pain pills turn me into a babbling moron (shut up Dex!) and I am homebound since I can't drive on them but hell, I can't even think about folding laundry without them!
If this doesn't subside by the weekend, I think you guys are gonna see me on Jerry Springer. Should be a great episode:
"Drug-Crazed Bald Bitches with one Boob who Can't Fold Their Own Laundry--On the next Springer!" :rolleyes:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 14, 2007, 02:15:11 PM"Drug-Crazed Bald Bitches with one Boob who Can't Fold Their Own Laundry--On the next Springer!" :rolleyes:
dammit Taluh! I just had coffee shoot outta my mouth and all over the front of my shirt. Maybe you cant fold it, but think I could get you to at least get this stain out?? :biggrin:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 14, 2007, 02:15:11 PM
OK--it's starting to suck that I can't complete a task without taking some sort of pain narcotic--is that an oxymoron?
Anyway--I'm TOTALLY over this shit!!! The pain pills turn me into a babbling moron (shut up Dex!) and I am homebound since I can't drive on them but hell, I can't even think about folding laundry without them!
If this doesn't subside by the weekend, I think you guys are gonna see me on Jerry Springer. Should be a great episode:
"Drug-Crazed Bald Bitches with one Boob who Can't Fold Their Own Laundry--On the next Springer!" :rolleyes:
and the people who love them
LOL Tallu! You totally kill me! :biggrin: I honestly hope that if I EVER have to face anything remotely as serious as you have that I can maintain just a smidge of the sense of humor you have.
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 14, 2007, 02:15:11 PM
OK--it's starting to suck that I can't complete a task without taking some sort of pain narcotic--is that an oxymoron?
Anyway--I'm TOTALLY over this shit!!! The pain pills turn me into a babbling moron (shut up Dex!) and I am homebound since I can't drive on them but hell, I can't even think about folding laundry without them!
If this doesn't subside by the weekend, I think you guys are gonna see me on Jerry Springer. Should be a great episode:
"Drug-Crazed Bald Bitches with one Boob who Can't Fold Their Own Laundry--On the next Springer!" :rolleyes:
You kill me T. :rotfl: What's wrong with being a babbling moron? :wacko: :biggrin:
Sorry 'bout the coffee stain, Gryph--glad to know I still have that effect on men :wink: send me the dry cleaning bill ......
Damfast, you're wrong about "and the people who love them" -- in my case it's gonna be "and the people who want to hold pillows over her head" ..... (I have been just a tad bitchy lately :icon_evil:)
Piya, it ain't easy keeping a good sense of humor all the time -- that's what the drugs are for :biggrin: No, seriously you gotta laugh or, well, you'll end up on Springer!
And Dex, guess there is nothing wrong with the babbling--that's why we still have people who love the both of us, right? :smitten:
Called the doc today -- he said I may have these little "episodes" for another month! DAMMIT!
So I'm just gonna have to deal.........Springer here I come!!!! I wonder, does Howard Stern still have a show somewhere?
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 15, 2007, 06:54:45 PM
Sorry 'bout the coffee stain, Gryph--glad to know I still have that effect on men :wink: send me the dry cleaning bill ......
Damfast, you're wrong about "and the people who love them" -- in my case it's gonna be "and the people who want to hold pillows over her head" ..... (I have been just a tad bitchy lately :icon_evil:)
Piya, it ain't easy keeping a good sense of humor all the time -- that's what the drugs are for :biggrin: No, seriously you gotta laugh or, well, you'll end up on Springer!
And Dex, guess there is nothing wrong with the babbling--that's why we still have people who love the both of us, right? :smitten:
Called the doc today -- he said I may have these little "episodes" for another month! DAMMIT!
So I'm just gonna have to deal.........Springer here I come!!!! I wonder, does Howard Stern still have a show somewhere?
I'll see if I can get all of us booked for Springer LOL!!!! :spooked: Man, that would be a spectacle to behold LMAO!!! You with your fake boob, and bald head, and me doing pantsless cartwheels all over the stage LMAO!!! :spooked: :eek: :biggrin: JESUM CROW!!!!! :spooked:
We can still save it for our webcam show .... I better stock up on Mellow Yellow and Percocets! :wink:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 16, 2007, 10:26:36 AM
We can still save it for our webcam show .... I better stock up on Mellow Yellow and Percocets! :wink:
Woooohoooo :sofa: GOOD TIMES!!!! :biggrin:
Well, today was a much better one--only had to take one pain pill and still managed to get around and I met a friend in town and we had dinner and a movie.
Maybe this crap is finally beginning to pass -- (I hope, I hope, I hope!)
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 18, 2007, 03:44:31 AM
Well, today was a much better one--only had to take one pain pill and still managed to get around and I met a friend in town and we had dinner and a movie.
Maybe this crap is finally beginning to pass -- (I hope, I hope, I hope!)
Did ya ever get your laundry folded? :wink: I'm glad the pain is lessening for you. Don't flush your pain meds, just send them to Dexie, and I'll make sure they get into the right hands. :yes: :rasta: :biggrin:
Awwright--we've already had this conversation....NO PAIN PILLS FOR DEX! Don't make come up there and do painful things to you with a turkey leg!!
I got the laundry folded--the bathroom cleaned and managed to finish the dressing. Still got a little grocery store stuff to do but I gotta wait til I get paid tomm.
My feet are swelling a lot and I have to elevate them every hour ... that is a pain cuz I can't sit that long without having to get up and do something that I forgot to do!
I made hubby some chili today--tomm I bake the pecan and cherry pies. When SIL arrives Wed, she'll help out with the cranberries and chocolate mousse pecan pie! :smile:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 19, 2007, 04:43:13 PM
Awwright--we've already had this conversation....NO PAIN PILLS FOR DEX! Don't make come up there and do painful things to you with a turkey leg!!
I got the laundry folded--the bathroom cleaned and managed to finish the dressing. Still got a little grocery store stuff to do but I gotta wait til I get paid tomm.
My feet are swelling a lot and I have to elevate them every hour ... that is a pain cuz I can't sit that long without having to get up and do something that I forgot to do!
I made hubby some chili today--tomm I bake the pecan and cherry pies. When SIL arrives Wed, she'll help out with the cranberries and chocolate mousse pecan pie! :smile:
Damn, no pain pills for Dexie? Okay...... anything but the turkey leg!!! :spooked: Don't smack me with the leg, I beg you..... please no leg!!! :spooked: Wooohooo on the laundry!!! :sofa: I can't sit still for any length of time, so I know what you're going through, on the swollen feet. :yes: It can be a bitch to have to sit still sometimes. :yes: I'm still planning on attending your dinner, and look forward to the chocolate mousse pecan pie LOL!!!!! :wink:
Well, you better let me give you directions, beotch! LOL!
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 20, 2007, 02:33:32 PM
Well, you better let me give you directions, beotch! LOL!
OK!!!! Let me get my paper and pencil. :wink: :biggrin:
You may wanna consider it--gonna have two fabulous cooks with me and we're having 3 kinds of pie--
chess, cherry and chocolate mousse. And we're having home made Italian ice!
Can you say stretch pants? :wink:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 21, 2007, 12:55:34 PM
You may wanna consider it--gonna have two fabulous cooks with me and we're having 3 kinds of pie--
chess, cherry and chocolate mousse. And we're having home made Italian ice!
Can you say stretch pants? :wink:
I'm wearing some as I post this LOL!!! :wink: :biggrin:
Ah yes....stretch pants. That reminds me of several years ago when my wife was on a bowling team. Some of those ladies wore those tight spandex pants. Now I ain't gonna say there were fat or anything, but when you watched them bowl, from the back it looked like two bulldogs fightin' under a rug.
Quote from: Bo D on November 21, 2007, 06:33:28 PM
Ah yes....stretch pants. That reminds me of several years ago when my wife was on a bowling team. Some of those ladies wore those tight spandex pants. Now I ain't gonna say there were fat or anything, but when you watched them bowl, from the back it looked like two bulldogs fightin' under a rug.
You are sooooo bad!!! :biggrin: How about 2 hams fighting under tin foil? :spooked: :biggrin:
Or two pigs fuckin under a blanket?
Oh, what a week I had--I overdid it, again -- imagine that? :eek:
I did way too much and suffered for it--stayed in bed Sat and Sun--drug myself outta bed to go to work Mon and shoulda stayed home--I could hardly move and my foot was sooooo swollen from the steroids that it hurt to stand on it.
Much better now and I can't wait til the 3rd to go get more drugs! :biggrin:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 27, 2007, 11:54:33 AM
Or two pigs fuckin under a blanket?
:spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :o :o :o :o :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 27, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
Oh, what a week I had--I overdid it, again -- imagine that? :eek:
I did way too much and suffered for it--stayed in bed Sat and Sun--drug myself outta bed to go to work Mon and shoulda stayed home--I could hardly move and my foot was sooooo swollen from the steroids that it hurt to stand on it.
Much better now and I can't wait til the 3rd to go get more drugs! :biggrin:
So, you gonna share those with Dexie? :yes: :rasta:
You better quit! :rant:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on November 28, 2007, 12:19:38 PM
You better quit! :rant:
:spooked: Gasp.... not the turkey leg....... please I beg of you....anything but the leg. :biggrin:
I got it right here in my gravy-encrusted hand! I'm watching you, woman! :o
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 01, 2007, 08:13:14 AM
I got it right here in my gravy-encrusted hand! I'm watching you, woman! :o
:spooked: I better go incognito. :pimp: I'll have to get my fake mustache, and glue on warts, out of the closet. :seeya2:
No Go, dahling--I'd still recognize you--but I thought the moustache and warts were real :confused:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 01, 2007, 03:46:33 PM
No Go, dahling--I'd still recognize you--but I thought the moustache and warts were real :confused:
Nope they're all fake hair and latex. :razz:
Damn! I was gonna sign you up for the circus :biggrin:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 02, 2007, 09:02:28 AM
Damn! I was gonna sign you up for the circus :biggrin:
Bummer :no: :think: :idea3: I'll go anyway. :biggrin:
Pain is still intense but not as severe--doc says it could last up to six months after the last treatment Grrrrrrrrr :mad:
I hope not.
Being a good little patient and doing my exercises regularly and try not to sit too much unless I'm elevating my feet.
I will be so glad when this is over and I can go back to being a normal unhealthy person again! :biggrin:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 06, 2007, 05:54:09 PM
Pain is still intense but not as severe--doc says it could last up to six months after the last treatment Grrrrrrrrr :mad:
I hope not.
Being a good little patient and doing my exercises regularly and try not to sit too much unless I'm elevating my feet.
I will be so glad when this is over and I can go back to being a normal unhealthy person again! :biggrin:
I'm still waiting for that emoticon party. :yes: You need to kick it in the ass, so we can P-a-a-r-t-a-y!!!! :villageppl:
We can still have one--this is America, dammit! We can have a party anytime we want :biggrin:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 07, 2007, 01:16:06 PM
We can still have one--this is America, dammit! We can have a party anytime we want :biggrin:
OK, you start!!!! :biggrin:
OK.........
:balloon: :bounce: :sheep: :cld9: :para: :egypt: :dance2: :choo: :pizza: :food4: :wacko:
:villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl:
:food4: :food4: :food4: :food4: :food4: :food4: :food4: :food4: :food4: :food4:
:beers: :shots: :beers: :shots: :beers: :shots: :beers: :shots: :beers: :shots: :beers:
:clap: :yeah: :dance: :clap: :yeah: :dance: :clap: :yeah: :dance: :clap: :clap: :yeah: :dance: :clap: :yeah: :dance:
:boohoo: :rock: :guitarist: :boohoo: :drummer: :rock: :guitarist: :boohoo: :boohoo: :drummer: :rock: :boohoo: :drummer:
:smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin: :smile: :biggrin:
Man, you just a Village People nut, ain't ya? :smitten:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 09, 2007, 02:36:38 PM
Man, you just a Village People nut, ain't ya? :smitten:
:music1: Y-M-C-A :music1:
:music1: Macho Macho Man I wanna be a Macho Man :music1:
:villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl: :villageppl:
~Giggle~
ANNOUNCEMENT--DEX AIN'T RIGHT!
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 10, 2007, 01:26:34 PM
~Giggle~
ANNOUNCEMENT--DEX AIN'T RIGHT!
You better add your name to that banner LOL!!!! :biggrin: It takes a nut to know a nut!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
Well, I'm still taking pain pills--the tension in the muscles can become quite the handicap. Once I can get moving, I'm fine.
God, I pray I won't have to endure six more months of this. The narcs really block you up.
(I know, TMI!) :rolleyes:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 17, 2007, 01:53:23 PM
Well, I'm still taking pain pills--the tension in the muscles can become quite the handicap. Once I can get moving, I'm fine.
God, I pray I won't have to endure six more months of this. The narcs really block you up.
(I know, TMI!) :rolleyes:
It's true though. :yes: I think we should take some of those wonderful drugs, and take a psychedelic cruise LMAO!!!! :rasta: :sail:
I wanna take a bunch of 'em and get into one of those electric carts for the handicapped and fuck with people--you know, beeping the horn and telling them to get the hell outta the way :icon_twisted:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 18, 2007, 01:25:14 PM
I wanna take a bunch of 'em and get into one of those electric carts for the handicapped and fuck with people--you know, beeping the horn and telling them to get the hell outta the way :icon_twisted:
ROFLMAO!!!! You are soooo baaaaad T !!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: It would be much more fun, if you mowed a few of them down LOL!!! Maybe, you could find those little rips from that restaurant, and teach them a lesson. :icon_twisted:
That's a great idea! I'd do it in a minute if the food wasn't so awful--I'd rather go to Taco Bell than O'Charleys any day :rolleyes:
The stiffness and joint pain is really beginning to subside!
HOORAY!
I go see the nutritionist Thursday and maybe he/she can help me with my diet plans. I really need to shed these pounds but I gotta eat at least 5-6 small meals a day according to the docs.
I'm just not that hungry! Unless you can consider an apple a meal!
Quote from: tallulahdahling on January 15, 2008, 01:16:27 PM
The stiffness and joint pain is really beginning to subside!
HOORAY!
I go see the nutritionist Thursday and maybe he/she can help me with my diet plans. I really need to shed these pounds but I gotta eat at least 5-6 small meals a day according to the docs.
I'm just not that hungry! Unless you can consider an apple a meal!
I wouldn't worry about the weight gain. You're lucky you don't look like a stick figure. A lot of people waste away, and never regain their strength. Besides, the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'. :biggrin: :trustme:
Oooh--a fellow Spinal Tap fan--I knew we had a lot in common but this is too kewl :smitten:
The nutritionist/dietician stood me up today :rant:
Just for that, I'm eating pizza with double cheese for dinner tonight :yes:
That'll show her LOL :biggrin:
Quote from: tallulahdahling on January 17, 2008, 06:43:51 PM
Oooh--a fellow Spinal Tap fan--I knew we had a lot in common but this is too kewl :smitten:
The nutritionist/dietician stood me up today :rant:
Just for that, I'm eating pizza with double cheese for dinner tonight :yes:
That'll show her LOL :biggrin:
Git'er T!!! She's probably an anorexic, veggie eating ho bag. :icon_twisted: It would be more fun, to watch you cram that cheese pizza, down her scrawny little throat. :icon_twisted: We could put it on pay per view LMAO!!!! :biggrin: