As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep
my deductive reasoning skills sharp.
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question: Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . women are just a bunch of whiners!
:)
Best regards,
Duke (watch me nads) Jupiter
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Quote from: duke jupiter on January 18, 2013, 10:40:18 AM
As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep
my deductive reasoning skills sharp.
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question: Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . women are just a bunch of whiners!
:)
Best regards,
Duke (watch me nads) Jupiter
Yep, all women are big pussies. :salute: :tiphat: