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Title: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 28, 2010, 11:06:02 AM

Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming


This is hilarious, it reminds me of the whole creationism vs evolution debate. ;D
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: The Troll on May 28, 2010, 12:03:12 PM
  Here we go again, Christian Assholes in action.

  Get them young, scare the Hell out of them and fill their full of bullshit, smoke and mirrors and magic.

  Yes Hellen, there is a Santa Clause and a Jesus.   Plus an invisiable man, God, who watches you 24 hour a day, 365 days a year forever and forever.  He writes down everything you do or think bad and when you die.  You will burn in hell forever, because he loves  you.  Somebody say Amen.
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: Anne on May 28, 2010, 12:08:15 PM
What do you mean, there isn't any Santa Claus!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: The Troll on May 28, 2010, 12:12:26 PM
Quote from: Anne on May 28, 2010, 12:08:15 PM
What do you mean, there isn't any Santa Claus!!!!!! ;D

  I sorry Anne, there is a Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.  My boy knew them well.  :biggrin: :tiphat:
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: LOsborne on May 28, 2010, 06:55:58 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on May 28, 2010, 11:06:02 AM
This is hilarious, it reminds me of the whole creationism vs evolution debate. ;D

...and then we have them all pretend they're being swept away by tsunamis, so it's a lot of fun.

I laughed so hard I had to cross my legs.
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: followsthewolf on May 28, 2010, 07:03:30 PM
My chips on my plate were tsunamied (a non-word) away by the Coke Zero spewing from my lips like....like....oil from an undersea well disaster.
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: Palehorse on May 28, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
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Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: The Troll on May 28, 2010, 09:09:23 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 28, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
:lipsrsealed2:

  Hey, guys your missing you chance.
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: Palehorse on May 28, 2010, 09:26:08 PM
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Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: The Troll on May 29, 2010, 03:17:43 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 28, 2010, 09:26:08 PM
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Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: The Troll on May 29, 2010, 03:21:46 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 28, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
:lipsrsealed2:

  Does the tape keep the bugs out of our mouth when you're on you cycle. ;)   :)    :smile:    :biggrin:     :rotfl:
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: The Troll on May 30, 2010, 09:37:00 AM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on May 28, 2010, 11:06:02 AM
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This is hilarious, it reminds me of the whole creationism vs evolution debate. ;D


  These Christians Groups, in the 21st century, these people never get smart, never quit trying and never shut up trying to shove their religion down our throats.  Still believing in in holy :ghost: smoke , holy water, and magic.

  Tho I will be long be gone in less than a 100 years people will think of the Christian religion like worshiping Zeus, the Sun, and the Red Buffalo.
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: Palehorse on May 30, 2010, 03:44:48 PM
And here are the leaders of the jackasses . . .

Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- A public memorial service for heavy metal rocker Ronnie James Dio is planned for Sunday, with members of the Westboro Baptist Church saying they will picket the ceremony.
The church in Topeka, Kansas, is known for its intolerance of gays and its picketing of soldiers' funerals.
A picketing schedule on the church's website said protesters will be at the Dio memorial at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills in Los Angeles, accusing the 67-year-old rocker of worshipping Satan.
Dio died on May 16 after a battle with stomach cancer.
Charges of devil-worshipping have often been leveled against heavy metal music. Dio, in particular, was a favorite target.
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http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/30/dio.memorial/index.html?hpt=T2 (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/30/dio.memorial/index.html?hpt=T2)
:mad: :rolleyes: :mad:
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 30, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
LMAO! They might have bitten off more than they can chew when they start messin' with old time rockers :biggrin:

It won't be pretty. I hope someone hands him his arse as a consequence of his abuse of freedom of speech.
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: Palehorse on May 30, 2010, 05:05:47 PM
I hope these idiots get served. . . big time!  :rant:
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: LOsborne on May 30, 2010, 05:38:01 PM
I was under the impression this "church" has about seven members. Where are they getting the money to travel to funerals and picket?
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 30, 2010, 06:38:47 PM
I think they're larger than that. Maybe the founding members (family) were about 7? The reverend used to be an attorney, I'm not sure if he still practices and I believe one of his offspring is an attorney. The only explanation that I can think of for such lunacy perhaps is untreated syphills. ;D
Title: Re: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warmin
Post by: Palehorse on May 30, 2010, 11:14:34 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on May 30, 2010, 05:38:01 PM
I was under the impression this "church" has about seven members. Where are they getting the money to travel to funerals and picket?

Well one place they're getting it is from the latest court decision reversing the award that the father of a dead military service member had obtained via a law suit suing them for disrupting his dead son's military funeral. Instead he had to pay them. . . There was a topic on it on here somewhere. . .