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Title: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Sandy Eggo on July 14, 2009, 11:45:13 PM
QuoteA man was kidnapped, force-fed beer and then abandoned on a Utah roadside in a possible case of mistaken identity, police say.

The victim - whose name and age were not available - was found by a passer-by walking across Legacy Highway near Centerville at about 9 a.m. Saturday, the Deseret News reported.

The man said he had been kidnapped roughly three hours earlier, according to Salt Lake Police Sgt. Dennis McGowan.

The victim, who was not seriously injured, told police he parked his car near his home when two Spanish-speaking men dragged him out into the driveway, the newspaper reported.

He was then allegedly thrown into their red pickup truck, where he claims the men pulled a bag over his head, bound his hands and feet with a wire coat hanger and put a gun to his stomach.

"They told him this was their area and that he can't sell drugs here," McGowan told the Deseret News.

McGowan told the paper the kidnappers force-fed the man two cans of beer prior to throwing him out of the truck, probably in an attempt to pass him off as a drunk who concocted the abduction story.

http://foxnews.mobi/content.html?contentId=43139

I'm sorry, but I think there's something missing from this man's story. I just don't see something like this ending this way. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: pariann on July 14, 2009, 11:55:48 PM
May I make a request??  When you post these article blurbs...instead of quoting...could you like...maybe...italicize?  The letters are so tiny..I have a hard time reading the article.  This time, I used the Zoom In feature of Firefox to see what it said.  Not trying to be bitchy...just a request. :wink:
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Elaine on July 15, 2009, 10:09:12 AM
well, i believe him.  or he was supposed to be walking the dog and stopped at a local pub instead.
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 10:24:36 AM
 Beer boarding is torture!   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 10:26:50 AM
I have used that same exact story on my wife SEVERAL times....
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 10:29:20 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 10:26:50 AM
I have used that same exact story on my wife SEVERAL times....

So have I!   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:37:18 AM
Why are you using that story on Henry's wife?  :eek:
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 10:38:24 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:37:18 AM
Why are you using that story on Henry's wife?  :eek:

:confused:   hey!!!........wtf?   :confused:

Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 10:40:27 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:37:18 AM
Why are you using that story on Henry's wife?  :eek:

Because she buys it!
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:56:36 AM
Psst...Henry...here's a suggestion for you:  Chop him in the throat!!!
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:56:36 AM
Psst...Henry...here's a suggestion for you:  Chop him in the throat!!!

I'll sic the person on him who told me the other day that she's a yellow belt in Tae Bo!  LMFAO!
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 10:56:36 AM
Psst...Henry...here's a suggestion for you:  Chop him in the throat!!!

with a 2 x 4.... >:(
thx pari.. :yes:
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 11:22:15 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
with a 2 x 4.... >:(
thx pari.. :yes:

You'd better eat your Wheaties, Mr. *****-boy.
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: pariann on July 15, 2009, 11:24:06 AM
:spooked:

Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 11:28:27 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 11:22:15 AM
You'd better eat your Wheaties, Mr. *****-boy.

I will with one foot on your chest......as I pose for the new cover of Wheaties....Breakfast of Champions.
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 11:32:53 AM
 * chumpians   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Philodox on July 15, 2009, 07:05:40 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 11:32:53 AM
* chumpians   :biggrin:
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If you didn't have those smilys to make your point, you'd be even further up the crick, extermaneater...lol

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Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Exterminator on July 16, 2009, 09:11:10 AM
Quote from: Philodox on July 15, 2009, 07:05:40 PM
If you didn't have those smilys to make your point, you'd be even further up the crick, extermaneater...lol

I'm sure that makes sense to someone.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: LOsborne on July 16, 2009, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 16, 2009, 09:11:10 AM
I'm sure that makes sense to someone.   :rolleyes:
I don't know why you would think so.
Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Elaine on July 20, 2009, 03:50:56 PM
okay, i snorted my coffee up my nose. you guys are awful.

so you have time shares for wives in indiana?

Title: Re: Man Reportedly Kidnapped, Force-Fed Beer in Uta
Post by: Henry Hawk on July 20, 2009, 03:59:06 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 15, 2009, 11:20:10 AM
I'll sic the person on him who told me the other day that she's a yellow belt in Tae Bo!  LMFAO!

I just got this one!!...(little slow)........this is a billy banks nutjob....may not be too dangerous, but probably is an energetic  little gal with a fancy belt.... ;D