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Title: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM
President Obama and God.....

1.  God asks for only 10% of your money.
2.  God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose.
3.  God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read.


What do Obama and God have in common? 
Neither has a birth certificate. 

How do they differ? 
God does not think he's Obama....and Liberals love Obama. 


Zinggg!... ;D
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 08:55:42 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM
What do Obama and God have in common? 
Neither has a birth certificate.

James W. von Brunn alluded to this as well...you and he are birds of a feather.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: me on June 11, 2009, 09:20:33 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM
President Obama and God.....

1.  God asks for only 10% of your money.
2.  God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose.
3.  God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read.


What do Obama and God have in common? 
Neither has a birth certificate. 

How do they differ? 
God does not think he's Obama....and Liberals love Obama. 


Zinggg!... ;D
:biggrin:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 09:23:15 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 08:55:42 AM
James W. von Brunn alluded to this as well...you and he are birds of a feather.

yeah, I'm a known anti-Semite, white supremacist.. :rolleyes:..wait, he was also a parachuter in the army too.....hmmmmm, seems like there just MIGHT be a strong connection between YOU two?....hmmmm.....he was ALSO an ASSHOLE....WOW, the comparisons just keep adding up!!!  :spooked: :yes:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 09:23:15 AM
yeah, I'm a known anti-Semite, white supremacist.. :rolleyes:..wait, he was also a parachuter in the army too.....hmmmmm, seems like there just MIGHT be a strong connection between YOU two?....hmmmm.....he was ALSO an ASSHOLE....WOW, the comparisons just keep adding up!!!  :spooked: :yes:

Really?  I read that he was a mid-shipman in the Navy reserve but I wouldn't expect you to have your facts straight.  Of course, being in the Navy and whatnot, I'm sure he did his share of tea-bagging...another connection between the two of you!
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 09:35:49 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Really?  I read that he was a mid-shipman in the Navy reserve but I wouldn't expect you to have your facts straight.  Of course, being in the Navy and whatnot, I'm sure he did his share of tea-bagging...another connection between the two of you!

well I at least go the ASSHOLE part right!!... :razz:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 10:11:30 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 09:35:49 AM
well I at least go the ASSHOLE part right!!... :razz:

You're all about the asshole...yours must be sore from all of the teabagging parties.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:12:32 AM
just call's them as I see's them... :razz:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:12:32 AM
just call's them as I see's them... :razz:

And you seem to see assholes everywhere you look...sounds like an anal fixation to me!   :yes:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
And you seem to see assholes everywhere you look...sounds like an anal fixation to me!   :yes:

naw, YOU have been the only ASSHOLE, that I have been referring to.....that is it!

Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
naw, YOU have been the only ASSHOLE, that I have been referring to.....that is it!

It makes me more than a little uncomfortable for you to think of me in those terms...I can almost hear dueling bajos playing.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: me on June 11, 2009, 11:38:29 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
It makes me more than a little uncomfortable for you to think of me in those terms...I can almost hear dueling bajos playing.
:eek:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:47:20 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
It makes me more than a little uncomfortable for you to think of me in those terms...I can almost hear dueling bajos playing.

yeah, funny, I was thinking the same thing AFTER I wrote it........but you do have a REAL perty smile!!

Okay.........I'm am going to drop the A****** thing for a while....I use one of yours and refer to you as douche' bag..

If that is okay with you?...(by the way, I never heard of dueling BAJO's...)   :razz:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: me on June 11, 2009, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 11:47:20 AM
yeah, funny, I was thinking the same thing AFTER I wrote it........but you do have a REAL perty smile!!

Okay.........I'm am going to drop the A****** thing for a while....I use one of yours and refer to you as douche' bag..

If that is okay with you?...(by the way, I never heard of dueling BAJO's...)   :razz:
Guess Ex was a little excited there.... :biggrin:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 12:22:50 PM
Quote from: me on June 11, 2009, 12:14:19 PM
Guess Ex was a little excited there.... :biggrin:

You're as bad as he is.   :yes:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: dan foster on June 11, 2009, 12:27:09 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 08:16:45 AM
President Obama and God.....

1.  God asks for only 10% of your money.
2.  God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose.
3.  God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read.


What do Obama and God have in common? 
Neither has a birth certificate. 

How do they differ? 
God does not think he's Obama....and Liberals love Obama. 


Zinggg!... ;D

So you plagiarized this from the other assclown, rush.  The truth about your religion is showing through; a baptist racist, or just another evangelical living the "Purpose-Driven-Lie".
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: me on June 11, 2009, 12:50:29 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 12:22:50 PM
You're as bad as he is.   :yes:
Me?   :angel:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 12:54:10 PM
I am not sure that Obama will appreciate being linked with God. I don"t think he is that narcissistic. i think he might think he is bigger and smarter than God. Thats just what I thin. JMO
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:00:20 PM
Quote from: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 12:54:10 PM
i think he might think he is bigger and smarter than God.

And he is because there is no god.  :no:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
Well then you can worship Obama
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
Quote from: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
Well then you can worship Obama

Unlike you, I don't feel the need to worship anyone or anything.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 01:20:10 PM
It really doesn't surprise me Ex; I can see where you would have trouble letting anyone else be in charge. Or admit that anyone might know more than you. Thats ok bubba
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
Okay ladies..........lets shake and make up.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 01:24:33 PM
He started it!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: mageepet on June 11, 2009, 01:25:20 PM
McGonser usually calms down in a little while, even in past lives when I have insulted the precious George Bush.  She and I are over at the banquet hall chilling now. 

I believe it calls for a large ego for any of them to run for President, to able to believe they have the answers to the problems of the United States. That is what I believe.
Well look, Mcgonser you ran off from our fine meal and came over here again. LOL
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:29:42 PM
Quote from: mcgonser on June 11, 2009, 01:20:10 PM
It really doesn't surprise me Ex; I can see where you would have trouble letting anyone else be in charge. Or admit that anyone might know more than you. Thats ok bubba

I have bosses and there are plenty of people who know more than I; none of them are invisible, though.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:30:41 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
Okay ladies..........lets shake and make up.

Your eyeing me as a potential sex partner doesn't make me a lady.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:31:26 PM
Quote from: mageepet on June 11, 2009, 01:25:20 PM
McGonser usually calms down in a little while, even in past lives when I have insulted the precious George Bush.

It just takes a while for her meds to kick in.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 01:34:24 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:30:41 PM
Your eyeing me as a potential sex partner doesn't make me a lady.

okay NOW that was just WRONG AND CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:38:26 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 01:34:24 PM
okay NOW that was just WRONG AND CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Creepy is right!  I told you I don't go that way so quit thinking of me like that.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: me on June 11, 2009, 01:58:38 PM
Everyone to the garden thread for a truce........ :biggrin:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Freethinker on June 11, 2009, 02:02:16 PM
Dan... didn't you mean "President Obama and Allah?"

Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 02:32:49 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 01:38:26 PM
Creepy is right!  I told you I don't go that way so quit thinking of me like that.

it was you that kept bringing up.... teabagging....now that is just plain WRONG!!
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 02:40:15 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 02:32:49 PM
it was you that kept bringing up.... teabagging....now that is just plain WRONG!!

You're the one going to the parties.
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 02:43:09 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 02:40:15 PM
You're the one going to the parties.

but that was a party for American's against Washington Spending our Tax Dollars.......it was the libs, who was jealous and started the whole teabagging stuff...

are YOU a jealous .... Teabagger?...
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 02:43:09 PM
but that was a party for American's against Washington Spending our Tax Dollars.......it was the libs, who was jealous and started the whole teabagging stuff...

Sure it was, Henry.   :bsflag:

Quote...are YOU a jealous .... Teabagger?...

Yeah, that's it.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: Henry Hawk on June 11, 2009, 02:53:33 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on June 11, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
Sure it was, Henry.   :bsflag:

Yeah, that's it.   :rolleyes:

I KNEW IT!!  :yes: :yes:
Title: Re: President Obama and God...
Post by: dan foster on June 11, 2009, 09:11:06 PM
Quote from: Freethinker on June 11, 2009, 02:02:16 PM
Dan... didn't you mean "President Obama and Allah?"

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