Another thread here brought up a subject near and dear to me. .... Funny stoner quotes!
I thought I would give a home to all the old hippies to remember some of the best wisdom of the 60's ... Hippie Heaven!!!! O0
Join in, Dudes and Dudettes! Just don't bogart that joint!
.........
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
Bill Hicks
No stems, no seeds that you don't need; Acapulco Gold is bad ass weed! :pimp:
Cheech n Chong
"Well my dog died just yesterday and left me all alone.
The finance company dropped by today and repossessed my home.
That's just a drop in the bucket compared to losing you,
And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too."
Commander Cody
:biggrin:
Let's not forget some great song lyrics ....
Well, when I got home from work last night
I headed straight for my stash
'Cause I wanted some of my private blend
Which is two parts grass to one part hash
Well, when I got to my little secret hiding place
And I checked out my little plastic bag
Well, there wasn't a speck of that nice leaf left
And I felt my whole spirit sag
There's nothing but twigs and seeds
Twigs and seeds
And they sure don't deliver the punch
That this ole head needs
Jesse Winchester
Oh, hell! Why limit this thread to quotes and song lyrics? Any comments about whatever are welcome.
Does anybody remember when you first started smoking pot? (yeah .. i know ... that's a stretch)
Remember how the simplest stuff could start you laughing so hard that your face hurt?
Now ... many years later ... we don't do that anymore.
Why is that? I would love to laugh like that again.
Quote from: Bo D on March 27, 2009, 10:32:47 AM
Remember how the simplest stuff could start you laughing so hard that your face hurt?
Now ... many years later ... we don't do that anymore.
Why is that? I would love to laugh like that again.
Because what were once vices are now habits. :biggrin:
Quote from: Bo D on March 27, 2009, 10:32:47 AM
Does anybody remember when you first started smoking pot? (yeah .. i know ... that's a stretch)
Prolly won't get much participation on that one. Never know when it might be used against you by some social whack nut! :spooked:
She grew up in a Indiana town,
Had a good lookin' mama who never was around.
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Indiana boys on an Indiana night.
Well she moved down here at the age of eighteen,
She blew the boys away; was more than they'd seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin'
She said, "I dig you, baby, but I got to keep movin' - on.
Keep movin' on."
Chorus
Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.
Well I don't know but I've been told, you never slow down,
you never grow old.
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of goin' down,
Tired of myself, tired of this town,
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Honey put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song,
Take me as I come . cause I can't stay long.
(Repeat Chorus)
There's pigeons down on Market Square,
She's standing in her underwear.
Lookin' down from a hotel room,
Nightfall will be coming soon.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes, you got to put on that party dress.
It was too cold to cry, when I woke up alone.
I hit my last number, I walked to the road.
Tom Petty
"Comin' in to Los Angelees
Carryin' a couple of keys;
Don't check my luggage please,
Mr. Customs man...."
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.
If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? (Willie Nelson)
Quote from: Palehorse on March 27, 2009, 10:52:23 AM
Prolly won't get much participation on that one. Never know when it might be used against you by some social whack nut! :spooked:
Is that somebody at the door?
Naa.... I've never really has a case of paranoia. Maybe I should have. But at my age ... who cares? :biggrin:
Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup - fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.
"Tell Your Children" aka Reefer Madness (1936)
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on March 27, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.
If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? (Willie Nelson)
:biggrin:
I'm in love with Mary Jane.
She's my main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing.
And when I'm feeling low,
She comes as no surprise.
Turns me on with her love.
Takes me to paradise.
Quote from: Bo D on March 27, 2009, 11:31:20 AM
Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup - fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.
"Tell Your Children" aka Reefer Madness (1936)
(http://jasongarrett.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/reefer-madness.jpg)
(http://cndls.georgetown.edu/applications/posterTool/data/users/reefer_madness.jpg)
That film is full of so many old wives tales, half-truths, and outright lies, it should have been made by nazi Germany! :rolleyes:
They say your memory of smells is the strongest of all memories.
I remember the smell of the Zeppelin concert in the Charleston Civic Center (WV) in 1969.
Heavenly :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
I remember Chicago Stadium being so full of pot smoke it looked like the place was burning! :biggrin: Oh yeah, there was a concert too! :biggrin:
One of my favorite all time movies - Dazed and Confused!
The best stoner of them all! Slater!
Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3349152025/
"Are you all hopped up?!" ~ Red Foreman - That 70's Show
OMG "reefer madness". Not to sound like Bill Clinton or anything but I discovered that it wasn't my thing :biggrin:
Sure lil' sistah. We believe you! ;)
Bo D: I remember laughing like that-- listening to "Firesign Theater" while blissfully wasted. So I googled them up, and there was a You Tube called "The Mounties Catch Herpes"; I watched it, and laughed till it hurt! There was more, but I didn't dare indulge in my delicate (straight) condition. Check it out and let me know what you think. No, I can't post a damn link-- Ma nearly has to turn the 'puter on for me as it is.
Quote from: Ma and Pa on March 27, 2009, 02:56:22 PM
Bo D: I remember laughing like that-- listening to "Firesign Theater" while blissfully wasted. So I googled them up, and there was a You Tube called "The Mounties Catch Herpes"; I watched it, and laughed till it hurt! There was more, but I didn't dare indulge in my delicate (straight) condition. Check it out and let me know what you think. No, I can't post a damn link-- Ma nearly has to turn the 'puter on for me as it is.
Oh, Man!!!! Firesign Theater!!!!! Dude!!! Thanks for the memory!
"How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All?"
Listen to that on headphones! It'll blow your mind!
"Antelope freeway ..."
"Hmmmm, did we pass a gas station? No, but the fox did, squeeze him again and see if he'll pass another."
Quote from: Ma and Pa on March 27, 2009, 02:56:22 PM
Bo D: I remember laughing like that-- listening to "Firesign Theater" while blissfully wasted. So I googled them up, and there was a You Tube called "The Mounties Catch Herpes"; I watched it, and laughed till it hurt! There was more, but I didn't dare indulge in my delicate (straight) condition. Check it out and let me know what you think. No, I can't post a damn link-- Ma nearly has to turn the 'puter on for me as it is.
Dude, I saw Firesign Theater in your post and sorta glazed over the rest. Sorry about that.
"The Mounties Catch Herpes"
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Great stuff!!
I'll be glad to help with the link. Thanks again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2nU2s7BTO0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2nU2s7BTO0)
IT Nazi's won't let me play it at work. Gotta wait till I get home. Might be better if I did anyway! :biggrin:
Quote from: Palehorse on March 27, 2009, 03:40:35 PM
IT Nazi's won't let me play it at work. Gotta wait till I get home. Might be better if I did anyway! :biggrin:
Yeah ... I know about IT Nazis.
I R one!
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Seriously, though. Have you ever seen the statistics on what streaming videos do to an internal network's bandwidth?
I think I read somewhere that 5 users watching streaming video will bring a T1 to it's knees.
Here .... I found it!
http://www.askageek.com/2008/01/30/the-effect-of-video-streaming-on-a-network/ (http://www.askageek.com/2008/01/30/the-effect-of-video-streaming-on-a-network/)
This guy lives around here.
He was smoking weed while everyone else was drinking beer. When they tried to get him to drink, he politely refused. He pointed at the beer and said, "Man made that." He then pointed to his joint and said, "God made this, who do you trust?"
Damn near made sense :eek:
Quote from: Mr442 on March 27, 2009, 04:37:47 PM
This guy lives around here.
He was smoking weed while everyone else was drinking beer. When they tried to get him to drink, he politely refused. He pointed at the beer and said, "Man made that." He then pointed to his joint and said, "God made this, who do you trust?"
Damn near made sense :eek:
:lol:
Grand Funk Railroad (before the conversion)
Vet's Memorial Auditorium
Columbus, Ohio
Somewhere around ..........ohhhhhh......late sixties
I think.
It was sooooooo contact high time.
I think.
It's so hard to disremember.
Shew. Head hurts. An' I'm hungry.
FTW: Who else could have made up an entire song based upon its own title: "Mark Says All Right"?
And when Pink Floyd set off all those clocks at once, I tried to claw my way THRU the wall!!!!!! :spooked:
Quote from: Ma and Pa on March 27, 2009, 05:54:07 PM
FTW: Who else could have made up an entire song based upon its own title: "Mark Says All Right"?
And when Pink Floyd set off all those clocks at once, I tried to claw my way THRU the wall!!!!!! :spooked:
Ain't nothin' Pa
"Breathe"
:biggrin:
Ah Pink Floyd! That should bring back lots of good memories but they seem to be a bit foggy! :biggrin:
Long you live and high you fly
smiles you give and tears you cry
and all you touch and all you see
is all your life will ever be!
creeper.........