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Title: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: Exterminator on February 09, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
As seen in a personal ad for a woman in Elwood who describes herself as a "modavated strong indapendent women":

Smoking Smokes often

Alcohol Drinks socially

Education Some High School

Employment Status Unemployed

Has Kids Yes - at home full-time

Wants (more) Kids Yes

And here's the kicker...

Political Views Very conservative

Of course you are... :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: Ma and Pa on February 09, 2009, 04:13:29 PM
That poor woman has really dug herself a hole, hasn't she? Not a very hot commodity on the market, but then again, this is Madison Co., so I guess she does have a shot.
Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: followsthewolf on February 09, 2009, 04:55:17 PM
Sounds like she has taken one too many shots.
Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: me on February 09, 2009, 05:50:06 PM
Honesty is not always the best policy. 
Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: kimmi on February 09, 2009, 06:04:57 PM
Um...


Ah...


Whoa!!!
Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: Palehorse on February 09, 2009, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 09, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
As seen in a personal ad for a woman in Elwood who describes herself as a "modavated strong indapendent women":

Smoking Smokes often

Alcohol Drinks socially

Education Some High School

Employment Status Unemployed

Has Kids Yes - at home full-time

Wants (more) Kids Yes

And here's the kicker...

Political Views Very conservative

Of course you are... :rolleyes:



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Where's Hitler when you need him?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: kimmi on February 09, 2009, 08:22:51 PM
So bad!   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: Palehorse on February 09, 2009, 08:23:58 PM
Quote from: kimmi on February 09, 2009, 08:22:51 PM
So bad!   :biggrin:

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Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: me on February 09, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Post by: pariann on February 27, 2009, 09:59:38 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 09, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
As seen in a personal ad for a woman in Elwood who describes herself as a "modavated strong indapendent women":

Smoking Smokes often

Alcohol Drinks socially

Education Some High School

Employment Status Unemployed

Has Kids Yes - at home full-time

Wants (more) Kids Yes

And here's the kicker...

Political Views Very conservative

Of course you are... :rolleyes:


I'm ALMOST her, but I can spell :wink: :

"motivated strong independent woman":

Smoking: Smokes often

Alcohol: In my coffee, occassionally

Education: Some Jr College, and distance learning over and above High School

Employment Status: Self-employed

Has Kids: Yes - at home full-time

Wants (more) Kids: Yes, but can't have them, and refuse IVF.

Political Views: I view whatever politics they are showing on the tv.