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Title: Dumb*ss!
Post by: American_Woman on September 12, 2008, 03:22:46 PM
Louisville Cop Trips Over Fence During Drug Raid:


Clip from a local TV show in Louisville, KY that follows around the LMPD in a "Cops" style reality show. This clip features a cop that flips over a fence during a drug raid. They rerun this episode all of the time. You'd think they would have edited this out because it makes the guy look dumb. I slowed it down at the end so you can really get a good look at his fall.

*It reminds me of Loc posting that dude getting hammered into the ground.*

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=02c_1204024225
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: American_Woman on September 12, 2008, 03:23:21 PM
I don't know how to post the video itself.  :confused:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on September 12, 2008, 04:02:23 PM
ROFLMAO  that is just too funny.  I'll bet he cringes every time he sees it.  Not to mention I'll bet they never let him live it down.
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Locutus on September 17, 2008, 05:57:28 AM
LOL!  That's funny AW.  It's also interesting that I heard a siren on the police car right as they pulled into the house.  It doesn't seem like that would be the best of ideas when conducting a drug raid.  ;D
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on September 17, 2008, 08:00:20 AM
Yep, that didn't register when I watched it the first time...lol  The Barney Fife force in action.... :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Dexter Morgan on September 19, 2008, 11:17:06 PM
ROFLMAO!!! Man, wouldn't that be embarrassing?  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: One time on an episode of "Cops", a deputy was chasing a guy on foot, and the guy jumped over an embankment at the end of a bridge, and the deputy bailed over too. It was a 30 foot drop!!!! The bad guy got away, and the deputy got a nice trip in an ambulance LMAO!!! Adrenaline can make you do stewpid things.  :yes:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: American_Woman on September 25, 2008, 03:29:14 PM
I think the funniest part was the one officer didn't know if he should leave the front porch to go check out that *THUMP* or go in the front door.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Isabelle on November 16, 2008, 07:11:48 PM
I think that was taken in my town. I am sure there can not be two places that silly.
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Palehorse on November 25, 2008, 10:01:13 PM
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read. . .and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said "the sky is falling".

Teacher then asked the class what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: Holy Shit! A talking chicken!"  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on November 26, 2008, 05:08:47 AM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 26, 2008, 08:55:29 AM
 ;D

now that there is ALWAYS funny..
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Palehorse on November 26, 2008, 06:49:01 PM
This one's for your Henry:

It ws that time during the Sunday morning service for the children's sermon. All the little children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That's a very pretty dress. Is that your holiday dress?"

The little girl replied directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes! And mom says it's a bitch to iron!"  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 01, 2008, 08:15:37 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on November 26, 2008, 06:49:01 PM
This one's for your Henry:

It ws that time during the Sunday morning service for the children's sermon. All the little children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That's a very pretty dress. Is that your holiday dress?"

The little girl replied directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes! And mom says it's a bitch to iron!"  :biggrin:

;D

Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: dan foster on December 04, 2008, 09:20:44 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on November 26, 2008, 08:55:29 AM
;D
"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."

Like your tagline.  Tell me, which god are we under?
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 05, 2008, 08:59:33 AM
Quote from: dan foster on December 04, 2008, 09:20:44 PM
Like your tagline.  Tell me, which god are we under?

How ya doing Dan?  :)

It is MY belief, that it is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the one's from the Holy Bible, that was revered by our Founding Fathers..... :yes:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: dan foster on December 05, 2008, 10:01:16 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 05, 2008, 08:59:33 AM
How ya doing Dan?  :)

It is MY belief, that it is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the one's from the Holy Bible, that was revered by our Founding Fathers..... :yes:

Wrong again, but if you were correct, it would be un-Constitutional and an abomination (or is that obamanation?)  You see, those who wanted this to be a christian nation and promote their god, through the gov't, got their wish and the god in "under god" is just a tiny, insignificant, meaningless, secular symbol of nature.  Nothing more.  Has nothing to do with the bible, christ, miracles, israel, any middle-eastern religion.
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 06, 2008, 12:24:22 PM
Quote from: dan foster on December 05, 2008, 10:01:16 PM
Wrong again, but if you were correct, it would be un-Constitutional and an abomination (or is that obamanation?)  You see, those who wanted this to be a christian nation and promote their god, through the gov't, got their wish and the god in "under god" is just a tiny, insignificant, meaningless, secular symbol of nature.  Nothing more.  Has nothing to do with the bible, christ, miracles, israel, any middle-eastern religion.

My belief is NOT wrong...you commented on my tagline..........and I told you what God, I believed they were referring too.....I'm not saying we are a "Christian" nation...I am saying that, Our forefathers, believed in God of Abraham...and the vast majority of these guys believed in His Grace on us....they revered God....and believed the Bible to be an excellent source.........I, grant it, it is not in our Constitution...nor should it be.....but, I believe, WE, as a Nation should keep God sacred, or we risk losing His blessings He once bestowed upon us....I will argue this until the day I die.....it is my belief against your belief.........I will fight, to honor His name, in leiu of, trashing His name, as an American citizen...because I feel it is important, as Our Forefathers did.
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Palehorse on December 06, 2008, 12:39:31 PM
 
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on December 06, 2008, 12:50:10 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Palehorse on December 06, 2008, 12:50:33 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 06, 2008, 01:15:34 PM
Stop that dancin' you butthole!!!  :box:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on December 06, 2008, 01:18:46 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Palehorse on December 06, 2008, 07:22:14 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on December 06, 2008, 08:56:16 PM




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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 06, 2008, 09:54:48 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: WVaGAL on December 07, 2008, 01:53:42 AM
I can't make the snow part show..... :no:
Because I was right clicking on the image....Duh!!!
Kept overlooking it under the (more)
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: WVaGAL on December 07, 2008, 01:57:23 AM
Never mind...Finally saw it... :yes:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: dan foster on December 07, 2008, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 06, 2008, 12:24:22 PM
My belief is NOT wrong...you commented on my tagline..........and I told you what God, I believed they were referring too.....I'm not saying we are a "Christian" nation...I am saying that, Our forefathers, believed in God of Abraham...and the vast majority of these guys believed in His Grace on us....they revered God....and believed the Bible to be an excellent source.........I, grant it, it is not in our Constitution...nor should it be.....but, I believe, WE, as a Nation should keep God sacred, or we risk losing His blessings He once bestowed upon us....I will argue this until the day I die.....it is my belief against your belief.........I will fight, to honor His name, in leiu of, trashing His name, as an American citizen...because I feel it is important, as Our Forefathers did.

Nah, many of our Founders were Deists and had nothing but rebuke for the bible and the god of abraham.  That allah fk'er sure made your god look like a ***** on 9/11, or did you miss that one?  Or, do you believe, like robertson, et al, that god let 9/11 happen to show us the way and end homosexuality in America?
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 08, 2008, 08:43:26 AM
Quote from: dan foster on December 07, 2008, 10:41:19 PM
Nah, many of our Founders were Deists and had nothing but rebuke for the bible and the god of abraham.  That allah fk'er sure made your god look like a ***** on 9/11, or did you miss that one?  Or, do you believe, like robertson, et al, that god let 9/11 happen to show us the way and end homosexuality in America?

Naw, God knows exactly what is going on......things happen, period.....I think God utilizes EVERYTHING for the good.....sometimes it takes harsh things to happen to remind us that we are mere, fragile human beings.....I think the more we decide to put God on the back burners, the more likely things like 9/11 can and will happen.....it is not a Gay thing, it is a total lack of man forgetting God, that makes us more vurnable than we was a few years ago....

and if you want to get into a pissing match, I can post way more quotes from our founding fathers and the people of that time, that God and the Holy Bible was revered and the thought process of governing played an important part of establishing this country.  period.
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 08, 2008, 12:37:56 PM
Quote from: dan foster on December 07, 2008, 10:41:19 PM
Nah, many of our Founders were Deists and had nothing but rebuke for the bible and the god of abraham.  That allah fk'er sure made your god look like a ***** on 9/11, or did you miss that one?  Or, do you believe, like robertson, et al, that god let 9/11 happen to show us the way and end homosexuality in America?
For some reason using God's name, and the word pu**y in the same sentence seems soooo very wrong.  :no:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: dan foster on December 08, 2008, 11:17:04 PM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on December 08, 2008, 12:37:56 PM
For some reason using God's name, and the word pu**y in the same sentence seems soooo very wrong.  :no:

You are correct as there are some indications that jesus was a homosexual.
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: dan foster on December 08, 2008, 11:19:13 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 08, 2008, 08:43:26 AM
Naw, God knows exactly what is going on......things happen, period.....I think God utilizes EVERYTHING for the good.....sometimes it takes harsh things to happen to remind us that we are mere, fragile human beings.....I think the more we decide to put God on the back burners, the more likely things like 9/11 can and will happen.....it is not a Gay thing, it is a total lack of man forgetting God, that makes us more vurnable than we was a few years ago....

and if you want to get into a pissing match, I can post way more quotes from our founding fathers and the people of that time, that God and the Holy Bible was revered and the thought process of governing played an important part of establishing this country.  period.

Sure, sure, sure and I can post many quotes from the Founders that indicate their revulsion at christianity.  We've done all that, before.  Do you really want to start that again?  Let's just try this one; why do we have an the Establishment Clause?
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 09, 2008, 08:17:06 AM
Quote from: dan foster on December 08, 2008, 11:19:13 PM
Sure, sure, sure and I can post many quotes from the Founders that indicate their revulsion at christianity.  We've done all that, before.  Do you really want to start that again?  Let's just try this one; why do we have an the Establishment Clause?

not just neccasarily Christians, but absolutle beliefs in the God from the Holy Bible....and yes, Many WHERE Christians...and I am not saying that they was "establishing" a National Religion..............I am saying for the "billionth" time...that these guys BELIEVED in GOD....and they did 'establish' our foundation of this country, based upon their strong convictions they was taught, via the Holy Bible.....these guys believed in GOD, dan....
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: dan foster on December 09, 2008, 10:15:16 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 09, 2008, 08:17:06 AM
not just neccasarily Christians, but absolutle beliefs in the God from the Holy Bible....and yes, Many WHERE Christians...and I am not saying that they was "establishing" a National Religion..............I am saying for the "billionth" time...that these guys BELIEVED in GOD....and they did 'establish' our foundation of this country, based upon their strong convictions they was taught, via the Holy Bible.....these guys believed in GOD, dan....

You can "say" it until you are blue in the face, but it doesn't make it true.  They founded this country as a secular one, free from the tyranny of a state-run church.  The outcasts that came here calling themselves Pilgrims (read: insane) were the ones that tried to establish a state religion, and they failed.  You need to study the history of our country a little closer.  Try starting with the failure in Massachusetts.  That group even tried to ban the pagan rituals we now call christmas, and they failed as a state.  I, for one, am glad they did.  I like all the current, pagan, secular trappings (xmas trees, lights, decorations, rudolf, etc, etc.) of xmas and celebrate them every year.  You need to figure out how Rhode Island was founded and stop talking about a christian nation, or how any god had anything to do with the founding of this nation.  It is a lie, often repeated, but still a lie.  The Massachusetts Bay Colony FAILED.

"The Puritans made a point of abolishing the calendar of Christian feasts and saints' day. The celebration of Christmas was forbidden in Massachusetts on pain of a five-shilling fine."

http://www.auok.org/roger_williams_&_bay_colony.htm

"Consonant with his convictions about religious liberty, Williams did not believe that civil government should enforce all of the Ten Commandments. He believed that Christians should observe all of the commandments, but he held that civil government should only enforce the "second table" of the law -- the last six commandments. The commands of the "first table" of the law -- the commands regarding religion and worship -- he believed should be left to private, individual conscience.

Williams had a forceful and memorable way of making his point about the inviolability of conscience. He said that the authorities "cannot without a spiritual rape force the consciences of all to one worship" and he came to the defense of the "souls of men who by persecution are ravished into a dissembled worship which their hearts embrace not."

By asserting this Williams challenged the leaders of the Massachusetts Bay Colony at the point of their most fundamental conviction about the law. They believed that all of the Ten Commandments should be enforced by civil government. In their eyes, his rhetoric threatened the peace and order of the Colony." 
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: American_Woman on December 29, 2008, 03:01:14 PM
Boy how this went downhill.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: American_Woman on December 29, 2008, 03:07:45 PM
You're making me dizzy with that LMAO!  :eek:
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on December 29, 2008, 06:14:39 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Palehorse on December 29, 2008, 07:53:14 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on December 29, 2008, 09:47:53 PM
Good point. Still don't like it but good point.  :rolleyes:

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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: terry on December 30, 2008, 04:15:56 PM
Pretty dang funny A.W.  How ya been?
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: American_Woman on December 30, 2008, 11:18:22 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 29, 2008, 07:53:14 PM
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Depends on what the ice is used for.
Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Henry Hawk on December 31, 2008, 08:42:00 AM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: Palehorse on December 31, 2008, 09:22:48 AM
Quote from: American_Woman on December 30, 2008, 11:18:22 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: American_Woman on January 03, 2009, 06:37:09 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 31, 2008, 09:22:48 AM
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Title: Re: Dumb*ss!
Post by: me on January 03, 2009, 09:32:26 PM
Quote from: American_Woman on December 30, 2008, 11:18:22 PM
Depends on what the ice is used for.
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