Last one wins

[me]

Me is winning and I don't know is on third.

[pariann]

so you think you have hit a homer?  Look again. It was me, as in I.

[me]

 

[pariann]

Would ya just give it up? LOL

[FSU CLASS OF 1971]

What??? Give up the 1st place trophy? No way Jose.

[damfast]

That is not Jose, that is pariann, and btw, I win

[FSU CLASS OF 1971]

BTW. I don't have to go to work today and I can enjoy my winner's trophy all day.

[damfast]

Slacker

[FSU CLASS OF 1971]

OF hangs his head in shame.

[damfast]

Here are some things you can do during your time off.   

    *  Make a humorous crank phone call
    * Moon or flash someone
    * Pie someone
    * Play spin the bottle
    * Put condoms in other peoples' carts and follow them to the checkout and watch     their expressions when they discover what was in their cart
    * Rearrange the letters on the marquee outside an elementary school so they spell we eat children!
    * Rent a car for a day, pay buy cash only and have fun with it.
    * Run through the forest with only your boots on and someone exciting
    * Run down your street in your underwear in the middle of the night
    * Secretly rip out the last page of a book your friend is reading.
    * See how many people you can hug or kiss while you are out
    * Sneakily get the eggs from the refrigerator and hard-boil them all. Then put them back where you found them.
    * Stick your tongue out at someone
    * Sunbathe in the nude
    * Take toilet paper from the pub bathroom and go crazy
    * Try to get a cop to handcuff you for no reason
    * Use CB logo when ordering pizza
    * Write "sexual favors" in the memo space on your checks
   

[FSU CLASS OF 1971]

Always thinking of others aren't you?

[me]

    Da trophy is mine.....

[Sandy Eggo]

Yeah, right

[pariann]

What a saga.

You will all learn one day.

[me]

I learned today that the winners spot is mine....all mine....