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My girlfiend and I broke up

Started by IYT, October 19, 2006, 02:56:04 PM

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IYT

October 19, 2006, 02:56:04 PM
Technically we're on break, which means I can't have sex with her :'(, I can't have sex with others :'(, but I don't have to get into stupid arguments all day :dance:.  Has a "break" ever actually worked for anyone? :think:
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Cookie Parker

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October 19, 2006, 03:04:41 PM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on October 19, 2006, 02:56:04 PM
Technically we're on break, which means I can't have sex with her :'(, I can't have sex with others :'(, but I don't have to get into stupid arguments all day :dance:.  Has a "break" ever actually worked for anyone? :think:

Not that I recall....but that was back when in pre-aides sex times...LOL!!!
Alan Cohen:

    It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

DrtyDeedsDunDrtChp

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October 19, 2006, 04:16:02 PM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on October 19, 2006, 02:56:04 PM
Technically we're on break, which means I can't have sex with her :'(, I can't have sex with others :'(, but I don't have to get into stupid arguments all day :dance:.  Has a "break" ever actually worked for anyone? :think:

Wait a minute!  A break???  Screw that!  If you're not gettin it from her, you should be able to get it where you can and vice versa.  That ain't cool! :no:  Never had a "break".  By the time I'm ready to break, there's no going back.  I'm over it! :wink:

kerrybeth

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October 20, 2006, 12:07:28 AM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on October 19, 2006, 02:56:04 PM
Technically we're on break, which means I can't have sex with her :'(, I can't have sex with others :'(, but I don't have to get into stupid arguments all day :dance:.  Has a "break" ever actually worked for anyone? :think:





I have been with the same man for 20 years, (no breaks) but.........
Did you watch Friends?
Abortion stops a beating heart.

IYT

#4
October 20, 2006, 08:36:39 AM
I watched friends the first season or two, then I started to not like sitcoms, with the exception of Seinfeld and The Simpsons.
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

followsthewolf

#5
October 20, 2006, 12:37:36 PM
"Breaks" are a girl thing.

It means they're going to go looking around to see if they can find something better than you out there.

If they do, sayonara.

If they don't, they'll be back.

If they find someone else about the same, they'll come back and use him as leverage to get you to be better than you are.

  Man's Prayer:

    "I'm a man, but I can change................................................maybe."
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

awol

#6
October 21, 2006, 10:55:03 AM
Quote from: DrtyDeedsDunDrtChp on October 19, 2006, 04:16:02 PM
Wait a minute!  A break???  Screw that!  If you're not gettin it from her, you should be able to get it where you can and vice versa.  That ain't cool! :no:  Never had a "break".  By the time I'm ready to break, there's no going back.  I'm over it! :wink:

i gotta go with drtydeeds on this one.  to borrow a line: "if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with".

and as much as i hate to say it, country music can help too...

steve holy: i got a brand new girlfriend

[verse: 1]
she said, "i need sometime to find myself,
i need a little space to think.
maybe we should start seeing other people.
baby, things are moving way to fast for me."
so, i, i picked up what was left of my pride,
and i put on my walking shoes,
and i got up on that high road,
and i did what any gentleman would do..
i, um...

[chorus]
i got a brand new girlfriend.
we went and jumped off the deep end,
flew out to LA for the weekend,
spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach,
wearin' nothin' but a smile,
playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,
talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.
man, i think im on to somethin',
yano i feel just like a kid again.
i got a brand new girlfriend.

[verse: 2]
i love it when she calls me butter cup,
laughs and says i left the toilet seat up,
she pops the top for me a cold beer,
and says my buddies always welcome here.
when i get hungry, she takes me out.
i ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound.
my tails a waggin', my tounges hangin' out,
it makes me wanna shout...

[chorus]

wooo...
cute, cute, cute...

she likes to write our names in the sand.
shes hearing wedding bells and making plans.
shes gonna hang around a while i guess.
she hasnt even told me she loves me yet.

[chorus]

she makes me feel just like a kid again,
i gotta brand new girlfriend.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

IYT

#7
October 21, 2006, 09:11:41 PM
Quoteand as much as i hate to say it, country music can help too...

I don't think I've ever felt pain that bad.
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Cookie Parker

#8
October 21, 2006, 10:45:14 PM
Ah, you young kids..warming an old lady's heart...love....that's what it's about....loving, you alll....for tomorrow you may die.... :wink:
Alan Cohen:

    It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

tallulahdahling

#9
October 29, 2006, 09:37:16 AM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on October 21, 2006, 09:11:41 PM
I don't think I've ever felt pain that bad.

:biggrin:  Too funny!!!!!!
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

kerrybeth

#10
October 29, 2006, 02:57:54 PM
I have had my heart broken (years and years and years ago) and I feel for you. Prayer made me feel better.
Abortion stops a beating heart.

~vxn~

#11
November 07, 2006, 08:27:15 PM
liquor made me feel better. 

breaks are no good.  wolfie is right, she's trolling for better merchandise.  be together or be apart--do not be in between. 
don't threaten me with a good time.

awol

#12
November 07, 2006, 09:04:25 PM
 :yes:

the way i always heard it: sh!t or get off the pot.

still drowning and holding that brick, or did you do something?
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

IYT

#13
November 08, 2006, 08:46:10 AM
I decided I needed to be free from everything except the child in my heart and the demons in my head. :icon_twisted:
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

~vxn~

#14
November 08, 2006, 10:23:08 AM
i prefer the demons in my to the child in my heart.... the kid is far sicker than the demons...  :icon_twisted:
don't threaten me with a good time.
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