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Started by damfast, October 17, 2006, 08:16:50 AM

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~Daisy~

If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

damfast




If you look at the picture, it seems tht the circles are moving. 
If you look directly at a black dot, it will seem to stop moving
If you look at the next black dot, the one you were watching will begin to move.
Interesting.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast




Nice man!
Tilt your head to the right,
What word do you see?
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast

It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast

It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast




Can you imagine some guy going 90 mph on the interstate with these balloons trailing about a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...
 
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell....
Step 3. Watch people freak out !!!!   



It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast

It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast

It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast

It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

damfast

Ingredients:
1 whole chicken (weight is dependent on how many servings are required)
1 large lemon, cut into halves sprig of rosemary
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Heat oven to 350 degrees



Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely coated.

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat; Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the juice from the lemon will coat the breast.  Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary into the chicken.

Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.

If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look like the one in the attached photograph.

Bon Appetit!


It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Sandy Eggo

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

followsthewolf

That chicken

is so wrong

on so MANY levels

it boggles my mind.






That is so frickin' funny!!!!
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

damfast

of course you know I am going to make one when the family comes for christmas.....
that will drive the old folks insane.... :biggrin:
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

followsthewolf

Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Sandy Eggo

LMAO me too! I bet holidays at your house is a blast. You have the best sense of humor.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous