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The Troll

#5400
August 20, 2010, 06:36:54 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on August 20, 2010, 06:21:32 PM
Dammit! I had two dozen of the recalled eggs in the fridge and had to take them back. They wanted me to just exchange them for new and I told them no friggin' way! I had salmonella once and it is not a joke!  I would not even wish that on a republican!

  It's a know fact that the temperature of 163 degrees kills Salmonell.  I'd saved the gas and baked a cake.  Had some fried  hard eggs.  Anytime you think something might have Salmonell and you really don't want to throw it a way.  Cook it to over 163 degrees.

   Am I wrong, but wasn't it Rand Paul that wanted to get rid of the department of agriculture.

  Who ever said it, was a dumbass Republican. ::)  :yes:

Palehorse

#5401
August 20, 2010, 09:37:16 PM
Quote from: The Troll on August 20, 2010, 06:36:54 PM
  It's a know fact that the temperature of 163 degrees kills Salmonell.  I'd saved the gas and baked a cake.  Had some fried  hard eggs.  Anytime you think something might have Salmonell and you really don't want to throw it a way.  Cook it to over 163 degrees.

  . . .

Get salmonella ONE time and I promise if you live through it, you will never take the slightest chance of getting it again!
I know how to kill it and despite that I am VERY unwilling to risk it. I had it and spent a week and a half on morphine in the hospital, and dropped almost 1/3 of my body weight over it. The pain was unbelievable and they had to give me morphine by injection, not IV. That illness is NOT for sissies!  :spooked:

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5402
August 20, 2010, 09:52:53 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on August 20, 2010, 09:37:16 PM
Get salmonella ONE time and I promise if you live through it, you will never take the slightest chance of getting it again!
I know how to kill it and despite that I am VERY unwilling to risk it. I had it and spent a week and a half on morphine in the hospital, and dropped almost 1/3 of my body weight over it. The pain was unbelievable and they had to give me morphine by injection, not IV. That illness is NOT for sissies!  :spooked:

  I all so had it.  I wish I had gone to emergency, instead of toughing it out.  I hardly don't remember 3 days.  So I'm real carefull too.  Anything I have a doubt about I boil it.

  I got mine from a first class restaurant in Florida.  Liver and Onions.  Is been three years and I haven't had any since

Palehorse

#5403
August 20, 2010, 09:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Troll on August 20, 2010, 09:52:53 PM
  I all so had it.  I wish I had gone to emergency, instead of toughing it out.  I hardly don't remember 3 days.  So I'm real carefull too.  Anything I have a doubt about I boil it.

  I got mine from a first class restaurant in Florida.  Liver and Onions.  Is been three years and I haven't had any since

Got mine from milk years ago. I had no choice but to be hospitalized. After a week of fighting it I went down due to dehydration and was admitted. . . Since that anything I suspect gets 86'd and anything near its expiration date gets the same.

Docs tell you that once you get it, that bacteria lives in your digestive tract forever? If you get exposed again it will hit you twice as fast and hard as the last time, because the remaining bacteria will bloom!  :yes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5404
August 23, 2010, 09:25:39 PM
Right now, I really want to hurt somebody. . . :jail:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5405
August 25, 2010, 08:14:44 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on August 23, 2010, 09:25:39 PM
Right now, I really want to hurt somebody. . . :jail:

Yeah, wouldn't you like to have a electric dog collar around some of the Republican "Blow Horns" necks and you had the control button.

  Right now I would bring the "Tan Man" Boner and the asshole with the turtle head and neck Mich McConnell to their knees.  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  BUZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Palehorse

#5406
August 25, 2010, 07:30:56 PM
I hate it when you stop at a light and the idiot stopped alongside of you is picking their nose; but what really gets me going is when they eat it! I want to roll down the window and yell, "Hey Jackass, those aren't raisinets!"
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5407
August 26, 2010, 03:33:03 PM
Just when I start to find tasty ways to prepare eggs, the blasted things are contaminated! And worse, it would appear they obtained that contamination from the feeds they were given!

(Now why am I thinking that feed came from China?) :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5408
August 26, 2010, 04:35:41 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on August 26, 2010, 03:33:03 PM
Just when I start to find tasty ways to prepare eggs, the blasted things are contaminated! And worse, it would appear they obtained that contamination from the feeds they were given!

(Now why am I thinking that feed came from China?) :mad:

  Do you eat the "fresh" frozen fish and shrimp from China bought at Walmart on sale?  :eye: :puke: :spot:

Palehorse

#5409
August 26, 2010, 05:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Troll on August 26, 2010, 04:35:41 PM
  Do you eat the "fresh" frozen fish and shrimp from China bought at Walmart on sale?  :eye: :puke: :spot:

No. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5410
August 26, 2010, 07:53:04 PM
The title of this video is a phrase used by Ex on a regular basis; "You Just Can't Fix Stupid"!

http://www.facebook.com/v/295511795203&ref=mf
:biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5411
August 29, 2010, 03:11:30 PM
 Boy oh boy are these cops good.  A motorcycle cop getting a whiff of Marijuana smoke went on the smell trail.  He found a Cadillac Escalade where the smoke was coming from and pulled it over.  Finding Paris Hilton behind the wheel, he arrested of smoking Marijuana.

  WOW, this cop is good.  He can replace the blood hounds and the cadaver dogs.  Hell, he might even become a "SNARF" a guy that smells girl bicycle seats.  God he good.  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl.  The smeller behind the badge.

Anne

#5412
August 29, 2010, 04:03:48 PM
MJ has a very distinctive smell, don't know if the policeman has a "supernose" but it seems like he was correct.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Mr442

#5413
August 30, 2010, 07:46:16 AM
We pulled up to a stoplight in a small town last spring, and the weed smell about knocked us off the bike.  There was no wind that evening, and everybody and there brother was having a graduation party, so there was no telling where it was coming from, but damn was it strong.  The cop up the street attending to a traffic stop had either not noticed it, or it was coming from his patrol car. :wink:
Mr442

The Troll

#5414
August 31, 2010, 08:06:17 AM
  Hey Lester Sasquatch, I seen that you were over to Hawk's Bar and Grille.  Well the next time you come over my bridge and you do it all of the time.  With you big ass and those damn big feet,  you make the whole bridge shake.

  Well, come down under it and I let you see my Troll Hole.  It's sorta like Batman's cave.  I got a computer, some candles, a hot plate and a Bar.  I don't need a refrigerator to store my dog food I buy on sale a Walmart.  It's cheap and from China.  It's good it's imported.

  You see things have been sorta bad since my wife ran off with my best friend, what ever his name was and took all of my money.  But since the economy has been f**ked up by the Republicans and George W. the city's haven't got the money to pay Troll to guard their bridges.  Some of them are so bad, I wouldn't  want to live under them anyway.

  But I got a gallon of EVERCLEAR 100% alcohol.  I mix it 3/4 Everclear and 1/4 pineapple juice it sure taaaase good.  It sorta of like drinking a World II pineapple grenade  two of them and it blows the top of your head off.

  I want to ask you some questions about "ME" riding over my bridge 60 miles an hour all times of the night and that damn Hawk flying left hand circles like his right wing is stronger that his left wing.  Plus all of the noise, caw, caw, caw and caw, have you ever ate Hawk.  :flap:  :flap:  :flap:


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