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Vents: Random Acts of Venting!

Started by Palehorse, September 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM

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kimmi

#3120
June 18, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
Thanks.  It has grown on me.  I like it curly too.
Take time to smell the roses.

Dexter Morgan

#3121
June 18, 2008, 05:41:38 PM
Quote from: kimmi on June 18, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
Thanks.  It has grown on me.  I like it curly too.
I think it looks great!!!!  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

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Palehorse

#3122
June 18, 2008, 08:44:53 PM
 :tiphat: :fireworks: :drool1:
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Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

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me

#3123
June 18, 2008, 09:15:34 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 18, 2008, 08:44:53 PM
:tiphat: :fireworks: :drool1:
I would take that as a positive comment...

I think PH likes yer do kimmi..... :wink:
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Sandy Eggo

#3124
June 18, 2008, 09:19:38 PM
I like it too! It's a perfect summer do! and it makes you look really young. Not that you looked old before, but I'm talkin' mid 20's. :yes:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

kimmi

#3125
June 18, 2008, 11:50:48 PM
Thanks guys. 

Speaking of looking young - this is sort of a vent too so I'm not going too far off topic - When I was getting ready to leave Hilton Head, my friend and I stopped at a gas station to buy cheap cigarettes.  My friend bought hers no problem.  I step up and get "Are you legally old enough to purchase tobacco products?"  I said "Yeah I'm 33," and started digging out my license.  Then in a louder and meaner voice she said it again "Are you legally old enough to purchase tobacco products?"  I'm trying to show her my license at this point with probably the most confused look on my face.  I told her yes and she rang me up.  She never once looked at my license. 

Weird!

Thanks for the compliments. 
Take time to smell the roses.

Sandy Eggo

#3126
June 19, 2008, 12:01:40 AM

This is to the guy on the 94 tonight. I want to say thank you.  I have no idea who you are and you'll never know how much I appreciate your intervention which prevented me from total reckless abandon and the thrill of driving the speed limit in the fast lane. How arrogant and completely inconsiderate of me to disregard the other slower motorists to drive 65! Had you not entered my lane and forced me and countless others to drop our speeds to at least 15 miles below the speed limit....who knows what would have happened!!! I could have gotten home on time, I may never have known how high my blood pressure could rise under circumstances of sheer aggravation and as an added treat I almost got BMW stamped on my back bumper, for free!, since I had to slow down so quickly.

What else can I say? Frickin' Jerk!
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Bo D

#3127
June 19, 2008, 10:01:58 AM
I got yer Random Acts of Venting .... right here.....

http://www.poopprank.com/fart-sounds/fart_wav.htm
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me

#3128
June 19, 2008, 10:55:22 AM
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American_Woman

#3129
June 19, 2008, 10:57:03 AM
Quote from: Bo D on June 19, 2008, 10:01:58 AM
I got yer Random Acts of Venting .... right here.....

http://www.poopprank.com/fart-sounds/fart_wav.htm

Does it come with a can of air freshener?  :biggrin:
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger or can be postponed while I eat chocolate!

Palehorse

#3130
June 19, 2008, 04:23:18 PM
The ol' fart game. . .  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Dexter Morgan

#3131
June 19, 2008, 05:07:37 PM
Quote from: Bo D on June 19, 2008, 10:01:58 AM
I got yer Random Acts of Venting .... right here.....

http://www.poopprank.com/fart-sounds/fart_wav.htm
LMFAO!!!!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#3132
June 19, 2008, 09:13:32 PM
I got gas when I left town today, and paid $4.06 a gallon!!!  :mad: :mad: Somebody justify that!!!!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

smokeykat

#3133
June 19, 2008, 09:14:28 PM
4.11 here.....and gonna go even higher
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Dexter Morgan

#3134
June 19, 2008, 09:16:53 PM
Quote from: smokeykat on June 19, 2008, 09:14:28 PM
4.11 here.....and gonna go even higher
:eek: YIKES!!!! I heard up to $5 a gallon before too long. I think I'm gonna quit my job and become a hermit.  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~
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