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Henry Hawk

#6540
December 20, 2011, 10:55:11 AM
Quote from: damfast on December 20, 2011, 10:50:22 AM
all that snow is makin me dizzy. 

you too?
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

damfast

#6541
December 21, 2011, 10:25:20 AM
happy wednesday.  soon a fat guy is coming to steal cookies....
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

The Troll

#6542
December 21, 2011, 11:36:02 AM
Quote from: damfast on December 21, 2011, 10:25:20 AM
happy wednesday.  soon a fat guy is coming to steal cookies....

  Did you ever put out any hay on the roof for the raindeer.   :wink: :smile:

damfast

#6543
December 22, 2011, 07:21:41 AM
nope but i used to throw marshmallows in the yard and tell the kids it was reindeer poop
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Exterminator

#6544
December 22, 2011, 10:55:13 AM
Thanks for the flat tire this morning, Santa, you fat bastard.   :rant:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#6545
December 22, 2011, 01:11:36 PM
Shit. . . Now I can't find the last friggin item I need to be DONE! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, off to Indy I go!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#6546
December 24, 2011, 04:41:02 PM

I Love Christmas lights!
They remind me of my co-workers.
They all hang together, half the fuckers don't work, and the others aren't too fuckin bright!

:biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#6547
December 25, 2011, 11:25:16 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 24, 2011, 04:41:02 PM

I Love Christmas lights!
They remind me of my co-workers.
They all hang together, half the fuckers don't work, and the others aren't too fuckin bright!

:biggrin:

  Quix Draw where do you fit in.   :wink: :biggrin:

Palehorse

#6548
December 26, 2011, 12:12:56 PM
Quote from: The Troll on December 25, 2011, 11:25:16 AM
  Quix Draw where do you fit in.   :wink: :biggrin:

I knew you'd recognize it!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#6549
December 26, 2011, 02:47:32 PM
but where is Baba Looey?
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#6550
December 27, 2011, 02:39:01 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#6551
December 27, 2011, 02:56:38 PM
Putting brakes on my truck tomorrow. 1st set since I bought it, 123,000 miles ago!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#6552
December 27, 2011, 03:20:43 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2011, 02:56:38 PM
Putting brakes on my truck tomorrow. 1st set since I bought it, 123,000 miles ago!


YOU deserve a brake today!

123,000 and your first set.......that is amazing.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#6553
December 27, 2011, 03:39:37 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 27, 2011, 03:20:43 PM
YOU deserve a brake today!

123,000 and your first set.......that is amazing.

Yeah, I thought so too. If I get half that out of the new set I'll be happy!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#6554
December 27, 2011, 07:20:24 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2011, 02:56:38 PM
Putting brakes on my truck tomorrow. 1st set since I bought it, 123,000 miles ago!

  123,000 miles on a set of brakes?  Very good, must be a lot of highway miles with no stops.  But then that's a lot of miles and you waited too long and you're going to have to buy new rotors.

  I hope not. :spooked:  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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