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Palehorse

#6030
February 02, 2011, 07:36:44 AM
Lights are flickering again. . .  :eek:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Mr442

#6031
February 02, 2011, 01:24:13 PM
Our lights last flickered around 11:30 last night.  So far so good today.  We got lucky with mostly sleet.

Of course I have my generator ready to go, and 3 coolers full of water standing by just in case.
Mr442

Palehorse

#6032
February 02, 2011, 01:41:10 PM
Quote from: Mr442 on February 02, 2011, 01:24:13 PM
Our lights last flickered around 11:30 last night.  So far so good today.  We got lucky with mostly sleet.

Of course I have my generator ready to go, and 3 coolers full of water standing by just in case.

And because a lot of us were prepared for it, is exactly why it didn't happen!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#6033
February 02, 2011, 05:56:26 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 02, 2011, 01:41:10 PM
And because a lot of us were prepared for it, is exactly why it didn't happen!  :biggrin:

  Meijers was ready too.  Went there Tuesday afternoon the store was full.  Now get this, now I know you won't believe me, everyone of the checkout lanes light were on but two.  The two that were out, I think the cashier had to take a short break.

  I've been in the store (Noblesville) on Friday and Sunday, the store full and only 2 or 3 check out lanes had their lights on.  I should have take a picture.  I just couldn't believe it.  Maybe they called in the Guard.  :biggrin:

Palehorse

#6034
February 02, 2011, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: The Troll on February 02, 2011, 05:56:26 PM
  Meijers was ready too.  Went there Tuesday afternoon the store was full.  Now get this, now I know you won't believe me, everyone of the checkout lanes light were on but two.  The two that were out, I think the cashier had to take a short break.

  I've been in the store (Noblesville) on Friday and Sunday, the store full and only 2 or 3 check out lanes had their lights on.  I should have take a picture.  I just couldn't believe it.  Maybe they called in the Guard.  :biggrin:

You are right, that is unbelievable! That didn't even happen during the holiday season!  :biggrin:

Ironically, we got the ice storm,Chicago got the blizzard and the power outages!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#6035
February 04, 2011, 02:16:29 PM
I do not like the coating of glass,
I do not like to mow the grass.
It does not matter if your a lad or a lass,
I'll put my foot right up your ass!

I long for landscapes, wide and green,
And fields of corn, or maybe beans.
I want to see them and real fast,
Or I'll put my foot right up your ass!

My foot is brown from adventures true,
From kicking asses black and blue.
And even those idiots attending mass,
Are not immune from foot in ass.

So pay attention, far and wide,
Or up your ass my foot will glide!
And the pain you feel, it will not pass,
For it comes from my foot in your ass!



R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#6036
February 04, 2011, 02:51:58 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 04, 2011, 02:16:29 PM
I do not like the coating of glass,
I do not like to mow the grass.
It does not matter if your a lad or a lass,
I'll put my foot right up your ass!

I long for landscapes, wide and green,
And fields of corn, or maybe beans.
I want to see them and real fast,
Or I'll put my foot right up your ass!

My foot is brown from adventures true,
From kicking asses black and blue.
And even those idiots attending mass,
Are not immune from foot in ass.

So pay attention, far and wide,
Or up your ass my foot will glide!
And the pain you feel, it will not pass,
For it comes from my foot in your ass!



Surrounding politics this is also true,
It does not matter if you are black, or you are blue!
Spend my money with bills that you pass,
And if I do not agree my foot is in your ass!

You don't want healthcare, and then you do,
What frustrates us does not matter to you.
Your pork filled legislature, that benefits gas,
Will drive my foot right up your ass!

So remember this you red and blue,
For it will directly impact you.
If we go bankrupt over the things you pass,
I'll put my foot into your ass!

Remember the poor and those without means,
With no resources to meet their basic needs.
Fund social programs and do it fast,
Or you'll find my foot in your ass!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#6037
February 04, 2011, 03:15:00 PM

I do not like this coating of glass,
I do not like to mow the grass.
It does not matter if your a lad or a lass,
I'll put my foot right up your ass!

I long for landscapes, wide and green,
And fields of corn, or maybe beans.
I want to see them and real fast,
Or I'll put my foot right up your ass!

My foot is brown from adventures true,
From kicking asses black and blue.
And even those idiots attending mass,
Are not immune from foot in ass.

So pay attention, far and wide,
Or up your ass my foot will glide!
And the pain you feel, it will not pass,
For it comes from my foot in your ass!

Surrounding politics this is also true,
It does not matter if you are black, or you are blue!
Spend my money with bills that you pass,
And if I do not agree my foot is in your ass!

You don't want healthcare, and then you do,
What frustrates us does not matter to you.
Your pork filled legislature, that benefits gas,
Will drive my foot right up your ass!

So remember this you red and blue,
For it will directly impact you.
If we go bankrupt over the things you pass,
I'll put my foot into your ass!

Remember the poor and those without means,
With no resources to meet their basic needs.
Fund social programs and do it fast,
Or you'll find my foot in your ass!

And groundhogs in particular are not immune,
From foot in your ass as they call the tune.
For spring's arrival, had better soon amass,
Or I'll put my foot into your ass!

You poke your head out on a cloudy day,
Then tell us spring is on it's way.
You lie to us and I find it crass,
So my foot will glide right up your ass!

I'll take your head off with my foot too,
And your lying brethren will also be joining you.
You best get busy and grow us some grass,
Or I'll put my foot in your furry ass!

Ground hogs, hedge hogs, and ground squirrel's too,
You best get busy, I am warning you!
Bring us sunshine and winter's last,
Or I'll put my foot in your ass!



R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#6038
February 04, 2011, 09:42:40 PM

                             :@#%&:  ICE!

Palehorse

#6039
February 06, 2011, 11:35:36 AM
Marley and Me: I love that movie and hate it too, because each time I watch it it reminds me of how deeply I care for my own lil puppy, and that one day I too will be forced to say goodbye to him. Moreover, it reminds me of those that came before him in my life, and the partings that took place in the past. . .  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#6040
February 06, 2011, 02:22:56 PM
I haven't watched and I won't. I can't. The dog that we had before Benji was an awesome yellow lab. he was the best dog ever. he was my best friend for 1r years and that wasn't enough time. :no:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#6041
February 06, 2011, 03:30:09 PM
Is there a way I can trade in a portion of my family for someone else?!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Mr442

#6042
February 08, 2011, 11:26:53 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 06, 2011, 03:30:09 PM
Is there a way I can trade in a portion of my family for someone else?!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I might consider a deal for my mother...................................... :rolleyes:
Mr442

me

#6043
February 08, 2011, 12:08:35 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 06, 2011, 03:30:09 PM
Is there a way I can trade in a portion of my family for someone else?!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Would BIL's qualify?
Trump 2020

Sandy Eggo

#6044
February 08, 2011, 12:31:35 PM
Do I EVER have a Killer deal for you! Listen closely because this is a one time deal and this family member is going to go fast.



Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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