Vents: Random Acts of Venting!

[Palehorse]

High maintenance cows. 

[me]

Ya got that right.   

[Dexter Morgan]

Thats a lot of money for a cow to be trampling on....

I know 

[kimmi]

Sensory Integration Disorder is just another way to freaking say ADHD!  Get over it parents!   


Sorry.  I needed to get that off my chest!

[Dexter Morgan]

I'm pissed at one of my cats!!!  I've got a female cat named Lulu and she is nuts!!! I call her Crazy Bitch because she is. Anywho.... tonight I had Pugsly tied out on the deck. I went out to get something, and much to my horror, Pugsly was sitting there bleeding profusely on the deck. I'm like .... "OMG!!! Pugsly!!!" So, I hurried up and untied his leash,and as soon as I did, he went tearing after Lulu!!! He never does stuff like that, so I know she's the one that did something to him.  I got him in the house,and his face was just dripping blood. He wouldn't hold still so I could see where it was coming from. So, I just kept wiping the blood away. I still don't know if she got him in the eye,or his tongue. I would guess his tongue because tongues bleed heavily ,when there's a cut on them. I got the bleeding stopped. I think Lulu is going buh bye. 

[me]

Kind of does sound like she might be the guilty party and he intends to even things up....

[Dexter Morgan]

Kind of does sound like she might be the guilty party and he intends to even things up....

The bad thing is  Pugsly couldn't whip his way out of a wet paper bag LMAO!!! She is a total monster. The heat causes the animals to be more irritable too. All of the toms have been fighting really bad the past week, even worse than normal. Dexter has been such a little butthole today. He keeps beating on Rosie. He's been in time out a lot today. 

[me]

How do put a cat on time out? 

[Dexter Morgan]

How do put a cat on time out? 

Everytime he is mean to the kitten, I close him in the bathroom for a few minutes. It doesn't seem to be working though.  He's a spoiled rotten brat. 

[me]

Everytime he is mean to the kitten, I close him in the bathroom for a few minutes. It doesn't seem to be working though.  He's a spoiled rotten brat. 

Spoiled?  I can't imagine one of your animals being spoiled....

[Palehorse]

I just give our cat flying lessons when it screws up. Walk on me when I'm sleeping? Flying lesson. Jump on the table? Flying lesson. Whine about something when I'm trying to sleep? Flying lesson.  In between, Max rides herd on her. 

How do you give a cat flying lessons? Kick the bastard! 

[pariann]

How do put a cat on time out? 

I do the same thing. I was trying not to have any more animals and my daughter dropped a kitten off on me.  I can't sit down to eat if it's around...it goes after my food.  so in the bathroom it goes when I eat. He doesn't like it in there...because i don't turn the light on. LOL

[American_Woman]

I do the same thing. I was trying not to have any more animals and my daughter dropped a kitten off on me.  I can't sit down to eat if it's around...it goes after my food.  so in the bathroom it goes when I eat. He doesn't like it in there...because i don't turn the light on. LOL

[pariann]

Freaking women.  WTF is the deal with women who can't let go. I can't even be friends with a guy. 

Back Story: I'm on myspace. People message me on myspace.  Sometimes people send friend requests. Sometimes I answer the messages, sometimes I don't. On a rare occasion, I accept a friend request too.  One such person, I've been an online acquaintance with since about February.  Here lately we see a lot of one another off the internet because he is a long time customer at the place I just started working.  Saturday we decided to go have coffee and talk face to face.  All good.  He told me about an ex of his that seems to be putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5.  No big deal, she comes in where I work too, and should notice that neither one of us are hanging on the other one.  In fact, when I'm at work, I'm there to make money...so we barely even talk. 

Yesterday morning I get this crazy message on my myspace from some member named "an idiot".  It said "welcome to the broken hearts club, sorry".  I'm like wtf???   I have a suspicion, but I just let it ride, after posting a bulletin to see if I'm a single target or any of my other friends have any weird messages like that.

This morning I get up and I find ANOTHER message.  Same person, only they've changed their display name to 'Just a concerned friend".  The subject is "Woman to Woman"  The message reads:
I AM NOT A STALKER NOR AM I OUT TO HURT ANYONE. I AM JUST DOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN UR PAGE A FEW TIMES WITH A MUTUAL FRIEND ON IT. I READ YOUR HEADLINES RECENTLY. DO YOU MIND BETWEEN US IF I ASK WHOM U R REFERING TO. IF NOT OK.


Again....WTF!!  As if I'm going to respond to some no name, no picture, private profile that is only being used to make contact with me.  I may have to nip a friendship in the bud before it even gets going, because I'm  too old to play games and I'm not fighting over a man.   

  My vent for today.

[Dexter Morgan]

I just give our cat flying lessons when it screws up. Walk on me when I'm sleeping? Flying lesson. Jump on the table? Flying lesson. Whine about something when I'm trying to sleep? Flying lesson.  In between, Max rides herd on her. 

How do you give a cat flying lessons? Kick the bastard! 

You sound like my husband. He chases them around with a dip net, if they act up when he's trying to sleep. Some of them are totally traumatised.