Vents: Random Acts of Venting!

[lex]

But the mad scientist in me wants to find a pulsing pattern at the right frequency to record that would stimulate and excite females sexually due to the throbbing, pulsing vibrations that penetrate even buildings a block away. The possibilities are endless with such a find. Aside from the obvious, one could sell it as a weapon to the pentagon where American troops could use it in lands where the women are suppressed in all manor. It might stir up some revolution or at least keep the moral of our troops up.

Did I say that out loud?

[me]

Did I say that out loud?

[Palehorse]

 

[Dexter Morgan]

Did I say that out loud?

No, you posted it out loud. LMAO!!!!! 

[tallulahdahling]

I'm venting today about the lack of fresh fruits and veggies in our supermarkets.

I went today to get some nice fruit and veggies for a little pre-turkey day soiree I'm having Wed nite. 

The grapes were withered, the apples mush and I don't even want to discuss the mangoes.  You should have seen the wimpy asparagus and lettuce! 

Oh, and get this......they still want to charge the same prices for the mangled crap   

[tallulahdahling]

Did I say that out loud?

Well, if the man generating the high frequency has a good sense of humor, knows how to discuss a good novel, not only knows how to be chivalrous and can also spell it and can fix stuff, he is on is way to stimulating a woman's amorous nature.

[Dexter Morgan]

And now....... here's another vent via Walmart......  Well, this isn't really Walmart's fault, but I gotta blame somebody.  Today, I went to WallyWorld, as I entered the store, I grabbed a cart.... (like you do) and headed for the can.  I was in a very big hurry, so I parked my cart by the restroom door (like you do),and entered. I was in there, for what could only be described as nanoseconds,and as I exited, I realized that some dumb son of a bitch, stole my cart.  Because of this cart thievery, I had to walk all the way across the store, to get another one.  Man, I was hot!!!! As I walked past the greeter, with my second cart, she looked at me funny, I looked at her and said "Yeah it's me again, some moron stole my cart,while I was in the restroom." She says "OH MY GOD!!!" and I said "I know" Jesum Crow!!!!" and she just busted out laughing. Then I snickered to myself, the rest of the way through the store. My burning question is this...... Have we as a society become sooo damn lazy, that we've become cart snipers at stores??? It's pretty damn bad, when people are sooo lazy, they can't even get their own damn cart, at the store. The people that do stuff like this, are probably too lazy to wipe their own ass,and probably don't even wash their hands when exiting the restroom!!!!  OK,where's the Tylenol? 

[Dexter Morgan]

I'm venting today about the lack of fresh fruits and veggies in our supermarkets.

I went today to get some nice fruit and veggies for a little pre-turkey day soiree I'm having Wed nite. 

The grapes were withered, the apples mush and I don't even want to discuss the mangoes.  You should have seen the wimpy asparagus and lettuce! 

Oh, and get this......they still want to charge the same prices for the mangled crap   

Bastards anyway!!!!! 

[Dexter Morgan]

Well, if the man generating the high frequency has a good sense of humor, knows how to discuss a good novel, not only knows how to be chivalrous and can also spell it and can fix stuff, he is on is way to stimulating a woman's amorous nature.

Bingo 

[Bo D]

The people that do stuff like this, are probably too lazy to wipe their own ass,and probably don't even wash their hands when exiting the restroom!!!! 

And then you realize that you're pushing a cart that was probably last handled by one of those lazy asses with the filthy hands!

[lex]

Well, if the man generating the high frequency has a good sense of humor, knows how to discuss a good novel, not only knows how to be chivalrous and can also spell it and can fix stuff, he is on is way to stimulating a woman's amorous nature.

I am talking about mad science not magic.

[tallulahdahling]

And then you realize that you're pushing a cart that was probably last handled by one of those lazy asses with the filthy hands!

EWWWWW!   

[Dexter Morgan]

And then you realize that you're pushing a cart that was probably last handled by one of those lazy asses with the filthy hands!

You just HAD to say that didn't you???  That thought didn't even cross my mind this time, but I'm very sure it will in the future LOL!!! Thanks for the heads up Bo D!!!!! 

[Dexter Morgan]

EWWWWW!   

I know.   

[Bo D]

 


Some of the 'better' stores in my area are starting to supply disinfecting wipes just for that purpose....