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The dentist, or as I like to call him, the anti christ

Started by Popedaddy, January 08, 2008, 03:45:18 AM

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Popedaddy

January 08, 2008, 03:45:18 AM
Nothing makes me want to turn in my man card quite like going to the dentist. I don't know where this blind fear comes from but it is there none the less. Today I had to under go two root canals on my front, upper two teeth. They had become abcessed. The kicker is I have never had any problem with my teeth until the dentist repaired a chipped tooth. I think it is like a shady mechanic who messes something up as they fix something else so you will go back to them.
In a pretty good place now.

Sandy Eggo

#1
January 08, 2008, 08:01:03 AM
Wow! No wonder you're not liking the dentist today. I haven't had a root canal, but I've heard they're brutal. I'm not a fan of the dentist either. I haven't had any real problems, but I can't stand the fact that we pay this person to take care of our teeth, but they constantly complain and fuss at us for what we haven't done. That and the fact everyone has their fingers in my mouth kinda creeps me out. :biggrin:

I hope  you're recovering okay and aren't in too much pain.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#2
January 08, 2008, 10:32:24 AM
Better living through chemistry Pope!  :wink:
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#3
January 08, 2008, 11:45:53 AM
^--- Ain't that the truth.  There's no better time for chemistry than after a visit to the dentist.  :yes:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Mr442

#4
January 08, 2008, 11:57:17 AM
The sound of a dentist's drill sends chills down my spine. :eek:

And why do they have such big fingers. is a dentist really a failed proctologist?
Mr442

Palehorse

#5
January 08, 2008, 11:58:54 AM
Quote from: Mr442 on January 08, 2008, 11:57:17 AM
The sound of a dentist's drill sends chills down my spine. :eek:

And why do they have such big fingers. is a dentist really a failed proctologist?

:biggrin: :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

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January 08, 2008, 12:20:55 PM
Quote from: Mr442 on January 08, 2008, 11:57:17 AM


And why do they have such big fingers. is a dentist really a failed proctologist?

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

I vividly remember my first experience with a proctologist. Ever since that, the first thing I look at is the doctor's hands.  :eek:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#7
January 08, 2008, 12:27:11 PM
Yeah. That is an exit not and entry!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#8
January 08, 2008, 12:46:45 PM
I hear ya! :biggrin: They smell funny too, Mr442. I can smell them through the gloves.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#9
January 08, 2008, 12:54:47 PM
This topic makes me think of the Marathon Man: (Dr. Szell)

Is it safe?   :spooked:


R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#10
January 08, 2008, 01:50:41 PM
You really didn't have to do that you know...... :rant:


OUCH!!!!!!

I HATE THAT MOVIE FOR THAT VERY REASON!!!!!!!!

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Palehorse

#11
January 08, 2008, 01:51:39 PM
Quote from: Bo D on January 08, 2008, 01:50:41 PM
You really didn't have to do that you know...... :rant:


OUCH!!!!!!

I HATE THAT MOVIE FOR THAT VERY REASON!!!!!!!!



Me too!  :yes: :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#12
January 08, 2008, 01:52:53 PM
or this.... :spooked:


"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

bevis

#13
January 08, 2008, 02:16:17 PM
you gotta wonder about someone who CHOOSES to be in somebody's grill all day.  i'm not saying anything baaaad about the dental care industry workers.  but you gotta wonder.

Sandy Eggo

#14
January 08, 2008, 02:29:59 PM
I've had the same thought about proctologists. ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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