The Weather in Your Neck of the Woods

[me]

Hey we're havin' a heat wave.  Temp 12* wind chill -1  Think I'll break out the sun tan oil.   

[Palehorse]

Make sure you have your anti-melanoma gel handy! 

[Dexter Morgan]

Well, it's 8:23pm, and  the temperature is 0*, the wind is not blow'n at all. The wind chill factor is 0*. Looks like triple zeros to me.  Last night we had wind chill factors of - 35*. This is the most brutal Winter I've ever experienced. 

[me]

Well, it's 8:23pm, and  the temperature is 0*, the wind is not blow'n at all. The wind chill factor is 0*. Looks like triple zeros to me.  Last night we had wind chill factors of - 35*. This is the most brutal Winter I've ever experienced. 

We've had colder and snowier here but it was back in the early 80s so we're actually due for a bad one.  I think it was '81' '82' winter it was real mild temps and almost no snow and the next few years it was colder than crap and lots of snow. 

[rbn]

It was cold and windy here today. They are calling for temps to be in the 20's tonight with sleet, freezing rain and possible snow flurries.

[me]

It was cold and windy here today. They are calling for temps to be in the 20's tonight with sleet, freezing rain and possible snow flurries.

I know that don't happen often in Texas. 

[rbn]

It has happened too often this year.

[me]

It has happened too often this year.

To bad you're having that freezing rain and sleet on top of the snow.  That icy stuff is hard to get around on.

[rbn]

Lucky for me i do not have anywhere to go but Paul has to go to work in it in the morning. It is suppose to start around 12 midnight and last until at least 10 am. He leaves at 5:30 am for work and has 1 bridge to cross over too.

[me]

Lucky for me i do not have anywhere to go but Paul has to go to work in it in the morning. It is suppose to start around 12 midnight and last until at least 10 am. He leaves at 5:30 am for work and has 1 bridge to cross over too.

Thats not good.  Hope the forecast is wrong and it misses you. 

[Palehorse]

Welcome to Dexter and me's Sub-Zero marathon. Temps are dropping to -2 tonight. Don't blame me, they ordered it!

[me]

Hey, don't blame it on us.  You started it with yer "I'm gonna do mah snow dance" thing. 

[Palehorse]

Now, now. Did you not receive written instructions and warning surrounding the fact if yah keep up that sun dance business it was going to get colder than a witch's tit in a steel bra?

[me]

Now, now. Did you not receive written instructions and warning surrounding the fact if yah keep up that sun dance business it was going to get colder than a witch's tit in a steel bra?

Ya, but you still started it.  I can't help it 'cause we deflected it all over the US now can I?   

[Palehorse]

Now that is nothing more than juvenile logic. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

What about personal responsibility?