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Palehorse

#30
December 27, 2007, 09:39:09 PM
I call them easter pigs. . . :biggrin:
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Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

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Dexter Morgan

#31
December 28, 2007, 12:04:58 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2007, 09:38:50 PM
PigBitch!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Liked that one huh?  :biggrin: This gal really is one. That name is very fitting for her.  :icon_twisted:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

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Dexter Morgan

#32
December 28, 2007, 12:08:29 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2007, 09:39:09 PM
I call them easter pigs. . . :biggrin:
:think: Is an Easter pig anything like a suckling pig? I saw a suckling pig on Emeril Live one time, and had nightmares for weeks LOL!!!  :spooked: That roasted head scared the hell out of me.  :spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

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tallulahdahling

#33
January 01, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Does fish do that to you too?   :confused:
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Dexter Morgan

#34
January 02, 2008, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on January 01, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Does fish do that to you too?   :confused:
I've never seen one cooked with its head on before.  :think: It's safe to say yeah it would probably scare the hell out of me too. LOL!!!!  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Sandy Eggo

#35
January 03, 2008, 08:18:47 AM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on January 02, 2008, 08:56:33 PM
I've never seen one cooked with its head on before.  :think: It's safe to say yeah it would probably scare the hell out of me too. LOL!!!!  :biggrin:

I think that's a southern thing. My mom always cut the heads off her fish, but I've even been to restaurants where the heads are left on. I don't like it either. :no:

I went to a pig roast once and they weren't able to get a hog and used suckling pigs instead. I guess pig is pig, but I wasn't able to eat the meat at all. Then again, I'm not a fan of pork.

BTW, how'd ya'll go from "Sex" to pigs and fish? :biggrin:
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Sandy Eggo

#36
January 03, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2007, 09:39:09 PM
I call them easter pigs. . . :biggrin:

Spider pig...spider pig...does whatever a spider pig does....
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Henry Hawk

#37
January 03, 2008, 08:42:37 AM
Quote from: PIYA on January 03, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
Spider pig...spider pig...does whatever a spider pig does....

;D
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Dexter Morgan

#38
January 03, 2008, 08:50:46 PM
Quote from: PIYA on January 03, 2008, 08:18:47 AM
I think that's a southern thing. My mom always cut the heads off her fish, but I've even been to restaurants where the heads are left on. I don't like it either. :no:

I went to a pig roast once and they weren't able to get a hog and used suckling pigs instead. I guess pig is pig, but I wasn't able to eat the meat at all. Then again, I'm not a fan of pork.

BTW, how'd ya'll go from "Sex" to pigs and fish? :biggrin:
I can't eat anything that is a baby animal, or if it's staring at me.  :spooked: I'm not sure how we got off topic, or where this conversation is going LMAO!!! :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

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Dexter Morgan

#39
January 03, 2008, 08:53:22 PM
Quote from: PIYA on January 03, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
Spider pig...spider pig...does whatever a spider pig does....
:rotfl: :rotfl: Every time, I see Homer sing that on TV, I just die laughing.  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

tallulahdahling

#40
January 04, 2008, 02:31:36 PM
Well, I knew it was gonna take my perverted ass to bring ya'll back to topic ....... actually I kinda like it when a thread gets off topic--you get to see just how goofy all the people you're chatting with really are  :biggrin:

Anyway, sex is getting much better for me.  I'm still really achy and not as flexible as I used to be  :wink: but we're gettin her dun!   :biggrin:

The trick is for me to take a really hot shower to get my muscles nice and relaxed-- then immediately do the dirty deed!

Water bill is gettin kinda high, though  :icon_twisted:
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

Dexter Morgan

#41
January 04, 2008, 07:55:00 PM
 :spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Palehorse

#42
January 05, 2008, 11:24:04 AM
 :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Dexter Morgan

#43
January 05, 2008, 12:40:10 PM
 :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

tallulahdahling

#44
January 05, 2008, 01:31:05 PM
That's right--smile all you want--the bald one-boobed bitch is gettin her some!

Now if I can, ANYONE can--LOL :eek:
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