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Started by awol, September 24, 2006, 01:16:10 AM

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followsthewolf

Good point. We live in a fraudulent world. 

And Madonna is a "fraudulent girl."

(I know, it's a stretch.  :smile:)
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

pariann

LOL, you just keep on stretching. :)
Looks like I've come full circle.

followsthewolf

Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

awol

eleven replies.  not one red cent.  pathetic.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

pariann

Well awol. what about you? how much are you willing to part with ?
Looks like I've come full circle.

awol

any amount i post now would just come under scrutiny by non-believers.


but, for the sake of a figure


$87.53


i could live without cable for a month if it meant someone else lived.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

pariann

LOL, and that is all this strangers life is worth to you? Let's hope the kidnappers just want to have dinner at Red Lobster or someplace like that. :wink:
Looks like I've come full circle.

awol

you said you couldn't spare a dime, so eat me.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

pariann

And I will tell you...exactly as I just recently told my guy when he asked me to do the same thing......you don't have the proper equipment for that type of dining.
Looks like I've come full circle.

IYT

I'd pay a couple hundred bucks if I knew it was legit.  Then if the fella or gal turned out to be an asshole, I'd demand compensation or kill 'em myself.
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

damfast

Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on January 10, 2007, 11:24:40 AM
I'd pay a couple hundred bucks if I knew it was legit.  Then if the fella or gal turned out to be an asshole, I'd demand compensation or kill 'em myself.

you know, IYT, i jest loooove you.
funny funny :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

awol

new hypothetical;

would any religion have survived had there been no written language?
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

pariann

hmmm....guess that would depend on just when religion started and how long it was before there was written language.  Unless religion started AFTER there was written language.  Then again, aren't cave drawings a written language?  Seen any religious symbols in them?  hmmm....things that make you go...
Looks like I've come full circle.

awol

one directed at the black and white (non)thinkers...

yer all about absolutes are ya?

all for 'home defense'?

how about 'criminal rights'?  way against that, right?

soooooooooooo...

let's say lil' poopiehead is coming home for the holidays with his sweetie to surprise you, and loses control of the family truckster on a patch of ice.  horrible wreck, he's bruised and battered, but his sweetie is unconscious.  his cell phone is in pieces, but there's a farmhouse down the road about a quarter mile, so he hoofs it over.  he knocks but there's no answer, cuz ma and pa kettle are makin' a little kettle.  he figures nobody's home, he's desperate to get to a phone, and get help, so he shoulders the door.

should pa kettle be totally in his right (and therefore practically obligated) to come downstairs and shoot lil' poopiehead in the chest until he stops twitchin'?

should you be able to sue pa kettle?
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

Henry Hawk

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


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