A Family Day at Church! NRA Sponsored Shooting Competition!

[libby]

Today the mailman handed me a very colorful flyer: heavy professional quality. At the top there are antlers and this: WILD GAME SUPPER. Below that there's a hunter, with rifle over shoulder, baseball cap,  ammo belt, silhouetted against the sunrise or sunset -- and this:

XXXXXXXX BAPTIST CHURCH
xxxxxx VA
EXHIBITS & COMPETITION - 1:00 PM
SUPPER: 4:00 PM

On the back, this:
 
"Please bring your wild game meat dish
and other potato or vegetable dish.
Beverages and desserts are provided.

NRA Sponsored Shooting Competition

@ 1:00 pm (Kids to 15 yrs old)
Archery contest @ 1:00 PM (16 yrs old+)
(Bring your own bow)

Exhibits open at 1:00 PM
Supper begins at 4:00 PM

BIG BUCK CONTEST
Bring your Virginia check tag
and this seasons horns with
you to the supper to be
scored. The top 2 racks will
receive awards.

DOOR PRIZES:
.50 Caliber Muzzleloaders
Ouitdoor Turkey Fryer
Portable Tree Stand
Bushnell Scope
Quantum Rod & Reel
& much, much more.

Door prizes donated by
B&B Archery
Dawson's
Hanger Enterprise
Clark Brothers
FH Furr
Mega Rentals
Virginia Arms
NRA
Loudon Guns
Interstate Battery
Walmart Stores
Dicks (2 locations)
(Addresses & phone nunbers)

-- and at the bottom --

HOSTED AT xxxxxxxx BAPTIST CHURCH
SATURDAY, JAN 19, 2013
EXHIBITS &  COMPETITION - 1:00 PM

SUPPER - 4:00 PM

(Address of church, phone number, internet address)

Libby (let us pray ... er, uh, maybe they'll say grace at dinner?  )

[Exterminator]

Kill some shit in the name of geebuz!

[me]

Kill some shit in the name of geebuz!

Are you a vegetarian? 

[Anne]

I gather you don't hunt or fish?

[Exterminator]

Are you a vegetarian?

No but I hunt for meat at Costco.  Hunters don't hunt because they need food; they hunt because they have little dicks and it makes them feel like men to kill something.  If I am going to hunt, it'll be for people; it's infinitely more satisfying and profitable.

[Anne]

Ah, why does your answer now surprise me. Can't you post anything without juvenile name calling?

[me]

No but I hunt for meat at Costco.  Hunters don't hunt because they need food; they hunt because they have little dicks and it makes them feel like men to kill something.  If I am going to hunt, it'll be for people; it's infinitely more satisfying and profitable.

Good luck to ya if things get bad.  Guess you'll be starvin' or beggin' some of those "little dick" people for food.

[Exterminator]

Ah, why does your answer now surprise me. Can't you post anything without juvenile name calling?

Aw...did I offend your redneck sensibilities?  Here's a clue: I don't care; I'm tired of suffering the opinions of fools and idiots.

[Exterminator]

Good luck to ya if things get bad.  Guess you'll be starvin' or beggin' some of those "little dick" people for food.

WTF?  I thought things were already bad.  Isn't that what you've been harping on about for months?  How long do you think you'll last if things get really bad?

[me]

WTF?  I thought things were already bad.  Isn't that what you've been harping on about for months?  How long do you think you'll last if things get really bad?

Well lets put it this way, I can go out in the yard and find edible plants and know how to prepare and cook them, I can also cut up a rabbit, deer, or other game animal to cook and know how to preserve for later use.  I know how to cook on an open fire and have tons of cast iron I can use to do it with.  I cook from scratch not from a box or jar. 

[Exterminator]

Well lets put it this way, I can go out in the yard and find edible plants and know how to prepare and cook them, I can also cut up a rabbit, deer, or other game animal to cook and know how to preserve for later use.  I know how to cook on an open fire and have tons of cast iron I can use to do it with.  I cook from scratch not from a box or jar.

Hopefully you're a lot better at that than you are at understanding virtually anything about the world outside of your yard.  And FYI...I grow and can plenty of my own food...I currently have 8 4'x8' raised beds that I pull food out of from late March until at least the end of November...usually later for my brussel sprouts and late greens.  As a last resort if it gets really ugly, I can just take your food!  LOL...

[me]

Hopefully you're a lot better at that than you are at understanding virtually anything about the world outside of your yard.  And FYI...I grow and can plenty of my own food...I currently have 8 4'x8' raised beds that I pull food out of from late March until at least the end of November...usually later for my brussel sprouts and late greens.  As a last resort if it gets really ugly, I can just take your food!  LOL...

I don't think so.  If you want meat kill and process your own. 

[Locutus]

If there was ever a case to be made for gun control, this is surely it.    

[Exterminator]

I don't think so.  If you want meat kill and process your own.

I won't be asking permission.

[followsthewolf]

Doesn't it always seem to be that way?

Shooting and church.

Around here the game dinners are always held in the church of god or the baptist church.

(No room at the catholic church -- gambling going on, ya know.)