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Sandy Eggo

#9870
October 25, 2012, 09:20:15 PM
:biggrin:

Why do bands have bass players?

    To translate for the drummer.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Da Wham

#9871
October 26, 2012, 04:32:07 PM
 :biggrin:

Seems that the censors (they know who they are) banned the airing of an instructional show on PBS that purported to introduce young people to the worlds of jazz and classical music.

Their reasoning? Too much Sax and Violins.

Henry Hawk

#9872
October 26, 2012, 04:33:17 PM
Quote from: Da Wham on October 26, 2012, 04:32:07 PM
:biggrin:

Seems that the censors (they know who they are) banned the airing of an instructional show on PBS that purported to introduce young people to the worlds of jazz and classical music.

Their reasoning? Too much Sax and Violins.

bada bing  ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Henry Hawk

#9873
October 30, 2012, 09:48:19 AM
A beer with a knockdown punch: New 65 percent alcohol brew is the world's most powerful  -- Armageddon....
http://houston.culturemap.com/newsdetail/10-27-12-a-beer-with-a-knockdown-punch-new-65-percent-alcohol-brew-is-the-worlds-most-powerful/

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#9874
October 30, 2012, 05:27:36 PM
22,000

;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#9875
October 30, 2012, 05:29:34 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on October 30, 2012, 09:48:19 AM
A beer with a knockdown punch: New 65 percent alcohol brew is the world's most powerful  -- Armageddon....
http://houston.culturemap.com/newsdetail/10-27-12-a-beer-with-a-knockdown-punch-new-65-percent-alcohol-brew-is-the-worlds-most-powerful/




Maybe I should celebrate with one of those brews.  :beers:


One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Troll

#9876
October 30, 2012, 08:03:55 PM
Quote from: Locutus on October 30, 2012, 05:29:34 PM

Maybe I should celebrate with one of those brews.  :beers:

  Can't you see a guy say to a judge, "I only had three beers.  Your honor. Hic."   :wink: :biggrin:

Locutus

#9877
October 30, 2012, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: The Troll on October 30, 2012, 08:03:55 PM
  Can't you see a guy say to a judge, "I only had three beers.  Your honor. Hic."   :wink: :biggrin:

:yes:  ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Da Wham

#9878
November 02, 2012, 08:18:19 AM
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?





A: 5 - one to hold it in place and 4 to drink beer until the room spins

Da Wham

#9879
November 09, 2012, 01:54:18 PM
Q - Have you heard about the new radio station called WPMS?






A - They play three weeks of blues and one week of ragtime.

:biggrin:

Anne

#9880
November 12, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
Anybody going to see "Lincoln" when it comes out?
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Da Wham

#9881
November 16, 2012, 06:52:19 AM
An old man was on his death bed and called his whole family together so that he could bid them farewell and make his peace with the world.

After he said what he wanted to each in turn and he knew he was coming very close to death he called for all to gather together.

"I have one thing I would like to confess before I go," he said.

They all drew closer.

"It was me," cough, wheeze, "I was the one," he said as they leaned down as close as they could to hear what he could barely get out in a whisper.

Gasp, cough, "I was the one," cough, wheeze, "in the kitchen with Dinah..."

:biggrin:

Anne

#9882
November 18, 2012, 09:44:04 PM
Thanksgiving dinner menu done, food bought, house half cleaned, all that is left is to finish cleaning and cook! Life is good.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

me

#9883
November 27, 2012, 06:51:17 PM
Trump 2020

Anne

#9884
November 27, 2012, 08:58:37 PM
Lead, follow or get out of the way.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin
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