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Twas the Forum before Christmas

Started by Henry Hawk, December 19, 2006, 09:54:54 AM

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Henry Hawk

Twas the Forum before Christmas
by Henry Hawk


Twas the night before Christmas and all through the forum
Found only Henry, and he was really borum. (work with me)


Not a poster was logged-In, No, not even Pariann.
Nor Tallulahdahling or damfast would be at hand


Not Sunny or Daisy or IYT
Not Gryphon or Locutus could I see.  :think:


I wondered if AWOL could possibly be dead
Then who would I call my Poopiehead... ???


I sent a PM to BEG and red-haired girl
And one to Isabelle and one to Cashurl

I wrote some great things about George W.
To get a rise out of MsMojo and FTW.. :thumbsup:


It was still very quite and it was getting later
No Magistrate, No Brat and No Exterminator.

442's Garage was totaly closed..
I thought for sure all was hosed...


Then woo and behold at the flick of an eye
The avatar of Fatcats Mom, and then came Y


Then proud coalminer and Pa Kettle
Even Cookie and Palehorse was there to settle  :clap:


For I knew it everyone was there
Even C91 was there in the bare 


and whoops I almost forgot.....

Baseball Mama,
Bo D,
and Barack Obama



Now with this all said as Christmas gets nearer
George Bush is the best...nanny nanny neeaner :dance:


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY....
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

followsthewolf

 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:



Merry Christmas, Henry, you chick chick chicken hawk, you!!!!

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

cachegurl

That was awesome, Henry! Well done!  ;D and Merry Christmas to all from me also.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.~~James Dean

awol

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

Sandy Eggo

LMAO am I that predictable? What will I fight about if I actually like the next president and think he/she is doing a good job!?! Oh my, the thought is almost unbearable.  :biggrin: :biggrin:

Henry, that's awesome! Thanks so much.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Magistrate

Very nice Henry! Merry Christmas my friend and God Bless! :smile:
Something to Consider! God Bless!

pariann

I loved it!! Anyone know why?  Anyone catch what I caught? I ain't pointing out that I was the first poster mentioned that he had to find a rhyme for. :wink:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Locutus

 :clap:

:biggrin: :biggrin:

Good job Henry!  Well done.

Merry Christmas to you too!
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

awol

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

pariann

finish reading the rest of the post....I didn't catch no damn disease. :rolleyes:  Learn to keep things in context young man!!
Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

Quote from: pariann on December 19, 2006, 05:25:23 PM
I loved it!! Anyone know why?  Anyone catch what I caught? I ain't pointing out that I was the first poster mentioned that he had to find a rhyme for. :wink:

;)
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

~Daisy~

If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

baseball mama

Rounding first....

followsthewolf

I am soooo honored. I got a little backhand cuff.

:smile: :smile:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Sunny

Great job, Henry!!!! Ever think of writing for a living?!? :smile: